第081集 ~ 欣︰個菜單咁怪嘅…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqVlqw0uuv
根據「圍雞百科全書」，「媽祖」係海神嚟，喺江戶時代之前已經嚟過日本…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMDlacvyl3
長崎縣、青森縣、橫濱等嘅地方都有「媽祖」嘅廟。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Z9wk35i1O
日本人叫佢做「天妃」，仲將佢同日本傳統神道結合…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYZQ9FLBzR
建造「天妃神社」方便供奉佢。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKiDungBYT
而「河童」就係天神委派落嚟嘅使者，雖然外表醜樣…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsVHDb6l9O
但係法力無邊，屬於半神妖怪。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHDOnNzyyr
咩係「圍雞百科全書」！？如其名，就係一班好「雞」…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhyWw2o4xH
即係唔叻嘅人圍埋一齊，創製出嚟嘅一本百科全書…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeDUMpePZQ
正所謂「三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮」丫嘛。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpDSaJMQ3t
所以，陳老師請「媽祖」上身大戰「河童」絕對就係一場水系大戰。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NVJXq04bC
大戰嗰邊都留返俾現場嘅阿明講啦，我就講返我自己呢邊先。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUMyNZIKyD
我睇睇電話，原來「先生」一早發咗個短訊俾我。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uEWg7B1nv
「飛機延誤，可能今日都嚟唔切，萬事小心，要等我啊！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHep3sLvwp
冇辦法啦，不過有陳老師喺度，應該夠力保護我哋呱。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJBCXFKHpv
「男仔嚟架？做乜俾個咁嘅短訊你啊？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6hKTvmxOK
輝輝佢呷醋喎，我梗係打蛇隨棍上啦。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmUDCVNd8G
「嘻嘻，你呷醋呀？係啊，佢對我好好嫁，你小心D佢氹走我添啊。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2fMt9M0XU
「係啊，我呷醋啊，唔好啦，唔好俾佢氹走啦。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQaJItLNX0
佢仲咋晒嬌咁搖我隻手。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRwa596Cqt
「好啦，睇吓你對我好唔好啦。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCm9GpyutD
之後，我哋食完嘢，淨返七個人就一齊出發。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Rd44kCPdV
………818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OW6EvWswf
嚟到呢度，覺得好怪，究竟呢度係遊戲機舖，定係寺院呢？咁多憎人嘅？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDr7GrPiRCo
我都未知佢哋下一步係點，又唔知佢哋幾時先去搵「千年石妖」…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP55ubkGsjP
更加唔知點解要嚟呢度。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdVPucGLQt
我就係咁，俟住輝輝咁望來望去，連佢哋講過乜我都唔知。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSl6t81b9w1
突然，家姐想扯我入去一個房度…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJYyCvgB2H
「唔好，聽你哋之前所講，裡面有條空間隧道，淨係佢哋兩個入去太危險，就喺度等齊人先啦。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0kFZTVHON
陳老師咁講，所以家姐都停咗落嚟，我哋就係喺度繼續唔知等乜。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡde9qF9NzAl
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「咦，你哋都嚟到喇，咁多人嘅？我以為得你兩個添。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZaXO46wgF
一位老人家同一個又高又肥嘅僧人行緊埋我哋度…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqCxZ4AA7y
唔通佢哋就係輝輝之前所講嘅高人！？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61bypSbW1X
睇嚟似喇，原來係要等佢哋，班僧人原來都係佢哋同伴嚟。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40fqNVMnS1
我哋齊人喇，正式出發！但係…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqaVfeNjGW
入到個房度，竟然有個女仔換緊衫，我咪即刻…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPwZJMHD6E
「輝輝，唔准睇啊！」噤住輝輝對眼囉。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HkVnLJTmK
個「肥高人」仲突然打暈咗個女仔，真係嚇死我啊！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqoEfmuL6n
其實我知佢係「虫節大師」，不過覺得叫佢「肥高人」得意D。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1moczSNLII
原來佢冇嘢嘅，只係將個女仔放埋一邊。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8k5aIIsuvd
我哋就喺度，跟住老人家，即係「星」老前輩啊，一齊準備進入一條空間隧道。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QyZpAxTHD
輝輝叫我合埋眼，我咪跟住做囉。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMmkN0deAB
……818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6Nrki1VjA
耳邊突然傳嚟「呼呼~」兩聲，我一開眼，就已經到咗一個黑媽媽嘅地方…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQrBEFBYdF
仲好大霧添，睇嚟呢度似係「迷霧森林」喇。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rAGkCUHSV
「呢度就係「迷霧森林」喇？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfpw4G7jPBb
………818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8URSdC596O
之後，跟住「肥高人」嘅僧人都留晒喺度，話要結「風雷天網」喎…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5wnWVgtey
我哋就九個人一齊落去山坡。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZW6ushUml
…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkzwTo3koR
輝輝佢扶住我摸黑慢慢咁行落山，感覺又好似幾浪漫噃，嘻嘻。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeDdwPPe3d
嚟到山坡下面，雖然大霧，但係明顯前面有一大堆…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHzKvM2UzA
妖魔鬼怪啊！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHOGwbFcKh
個場面好詭異恐怖，就連燈光都係由一大堆凌空飛起嘅白色紙燈籠發出嚟…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcMPJDpZgE
感覺的確好奇異。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTI7t7MJTfb
呢度大約係十張檯乘廿張檯咁擺放，形成一個長方形…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38piJNEtn3
大約有千幾隻妖魔鬼怪同幾百個人類。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa038ro3YlC
唔知點解，我突然諗到，好似尋晚咁，人哋D妖怪可能只係想開心吓啫…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlri5f2r4G
其實我哋係咪反而唔應該騷擾人哋呢？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QRv2osLrO
所以我篤一篤「肥高人」就問︰—818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoapBdttcE8
「前輩，如果D妖怪冇做壞事，我哋係咪唔應該騷擾人哋啊？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkR2wQGu8q
佢諗咗一諗，之後冇回答我，仲四圍望，之後…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSK8Fsyqgk
(啪~！)818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWq5BqWAGd
佢一吓打暈咗隻小妖怪，仲攞咗個菜單嚟俾我睇，我打開一睇…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4X19mPBmsT
係一個有多種語文嘅菜單，所以我選擇先睇中文。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zLiAakbdn
"刁民內臟拼盤﹑清蒸百姓五官﹑人心清燉狗肺﹑屍油爆跪人皮﹑百福伴活人蹄…"818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHMhwqYyXJ
"肋骨碎頭髮卷﹑人紅大長壽麵﹑童子童女壽桃﹑千孔蓮蓬乳頭﹑人頭盛鮮果盤。"818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfLQHFDAOD
「你諗吓佢哋捉幾多活人先可以做呢一餐？咁仲算唔算壞事做盡啊？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeuoKbI6Om
「但係…人夠食其他動物啦…」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMM3ORvln8G
「Mmm…或者咁睇啦，你見到嘛，菜單有狗肺，人都唔會食啦，個「百福」又係講緊一百種唔同動物嘅腹，你話佢哋幾咁暴殄天物呢？」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxKgUjpysH
佢答咗好似冇答一樣，不過，我覺得佢哋連小朋友同狗仔都濫殺…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95NUWZbc6e
肯定就唔會係好妖，所以我冇再問落去。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cmgN3NDB5
我再睇一睇菜單，發覺佢哋將「拼盤」譯做「PING PONG」…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPGUolGTaq
「百姓」譯做「HUNDRED LAST NAME」，「屍油」譯做「C OIL」…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKdPkjLRrC
至於「百福」個「福」字就唔使講啦，佢咁譯法我都已經有殺人嘅衝動…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXsXRKHa1n
所以呢次行動我變得十分支持…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCT0wfBCyl
「咦，阿明呢？」陳老師突然問。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlZTdzjCF9
原來阿明一個人偷偷地行開咗。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSWqoaW9iB
「個死仔真係壞大事嘅，呢度希望兩位前輩睇住先啦，我要去睇睇佢個衰仔。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSUaTsmhkM
陳老師講完就走咗去搵阿明。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaalZ9l1JlI
「唔緊要，我哋依家睇定D先，俾D時間我D徒孫結好個網。」「老人家」講。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEaudaop5Q
「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有…」「肥高人」講。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlldHgvKcXO
「有邊D會出手嫁？講嚟聽吓！」「袋袋」插口問，家姐就及晒頭咁。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38BUNENYXL
「左邊手一身道袍嘅鬍鬚佬，佢係「西斜」余二十，同檯嗰個又肥又矮嘅大冬瓜，佢係「南轅」袁丰田，大台上面呢度睇得唔係咁清楚嘅「千年石妖」，幫佢手製造「迷霧森林」嘅四隻妖怪，製造森林嘅「毒藤女妖」﹑營造環境嘅「迷霧天魔」﹑建造居室嘅「草帽呼子」同維護秩序嘅骷髏鬼阿頭「百刀鬼吼」，最少都有呢七隻嘢要打，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjGMymHLCK
我望吓大家嘅神情，似乎都冇晒信心咁。又係嘅，人哋淨係人類都成四五百人…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTaze5FJhE
我哋計埋「肥高人」嘅徒弟都係得幾十人，加上人哋高手最少有七隻…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQEFbq3sFl
我哋就得返兩個。818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQX2itqfWN
「結好網喇！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LisYjWHBG
天上突然嚟咗一個巨網，好似將成個宴會場所變成另一個空間咁…818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8I2MQkgXh
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走呀~！」「救命呀~！」「哇~！」818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDLfrCJ2pI
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjk5JRh60W
(待續)818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe50c1NGaBL
下集預告︰818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjQoXKBxpB
巨型白獅！？818Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxGks9EzgC
