第081集 ~ 欣︰個菜單咁怪嘅…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BhG168AiF
根據「圍雞百科全書」，「媽祖」係海神嚟，喺江戶時代之前已經嚟過日本…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZYOLR5Uw2
長崎縣、青森縣、橫濱等嘅地方都有「媽祖」嘅廟。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUofUPj1gBF
日本人叫佢做「天妃」，仲將佢同日本傳統神道結合…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkCWXRksDS
建造「天妃神社」方便供奉佢。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDH2af6yRq
而「河童」就係天神委派落嚟嘅使者，雖然外表醜樣…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIG26nSdyO
但係法力無邊，屬於半神妖怪。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEayshBCxvT
咩係「圍雞百科全書」！？如其名，就係一班好「雞」…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFwsnJfu3K
即係唔叻嘅人圍埋一齊，創製出嚟嘅一本百科全書…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNKtcUeOXa
正所謂「三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮」丫嘛。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccMEsmb9lO
所以，陳老師請「媽祖」上身大戰「河童」絕對就係一場水系大戰。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1SsROW2J4
大戰嗰邊都留返俾現場嘅阿明講啦，我就講返我自己呢邊先。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pJPL53o6w
我睇睇電話，原來「先生」一早發咗個短訊俾我。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENYaUbZiNg
「飛機延誤，可能今日都嚟唔切，萬事小心，要等我啊！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OKIAnvMpI
冇辦法啦，不過有陳老師喺度，應該夠力保護我哋呱。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKX8w6EU9u9
「男仔嚟架？做乜俾個咁嘅短訊你啊？」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiLGBard97
輝輝佢呷醋喎，我梗係打蛇隨棍上啦。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHvZlZEMM5
「嘻嘻，你呷醋呀？係啊，佢對我好好嫁，你小心D佢氹走我添啊。」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT48SuWA5cq
「係啊，我呷醋啊，唔好啦，唔好俾佢氹走啦。」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTXgnTj5xD
佢仲咋晒嬌咁搖我隻手。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglbWBjfnfZ
「好啦，睇吓你對我好唔好啦。」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbF6Pweaxe
之後，我哋食完嘢，淨返七個人就一齊出發。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHv6Mm2wjV
………775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jC1G2HXxg
嚟到呢度，覺得好怪，究竟呢度係遊戲機舖，定係寺院呢？咁多憎人嘅？775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgn905ytiX
我都未知佢哋下一步係點，又唔知佢哋幾時先去搵「千年石妖」…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJKdFbxHHm
更加唔知點解要嚟呢度。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBknfattwp6
我就係咁，俟住輝輝咁望來望去，連佢哋講過乜我都唔知。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHk51yILp63
突然，家姐想扯我入去一個房度…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Qjuq2YFul
「唔好，聽你哋之前所講，裡面有條空間隧道，淨係佢哋兩個入去太危險，就喺度等齊人先啦。」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqb8ytjNYVS
陳老師咁講，所以家姐都停咗落嚟，我哋就係喺度繼續唔知等乜。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrabwACh1g
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「咦，你哋都嚟到喇，咁多人嘅？我以為得你兩個添。」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zoX5Ah0JN
一位老人家同一個又高又肥嘅僧人行緊埋我哋度…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAJEXl6K3A
唔通佢哋就係輝輝之前所講嘅高人！？775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvygeaj74Yy
睇嚟似喇，原來係要等佢哋，班僧人原來都係佢哋同伴嚟。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlDIrwLqbM
我哋齊人喇，正式出發！但係…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRvezJMCAR
入到個房度，竟然有個女仔換緊衫，我咪即刻…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1oQY4ZPcr
「輝輝，唔准睇啊！」噤住輝輝對眼囉。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvp9ktNWf4
個「肥高人」仲突然打暈咗個女仔，真係嚇死我啊！775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXRUefnCRD
其實我知佢係「虫節大師」，不過覺得叫佢「肥高人」得意D。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFNl7GfLMl
原來佢冇嘢嘅，只係將個女仔放埋一邊。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghotxouA1W
我哋就喺度，跟住老人家，即係「星」老前輩啊，一齊準備進入一條空間隧道。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPd5DXjU1A
輝輝叫我合埋眼，我咪跟住做囉。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA02aVJpFpb
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耳邊突然傳嚟「呼呼~」兩聲，我一開眼，就已經到咗一個黑媽媽嘅地方…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjXebsflB1
仲好大霧添，睇嚟呢度似係「迷霧森林」喇。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7A086F8WGe
「呢度就係「迷霧森林」喇？」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlVsIbYJJZ
………775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7q8fS1Jle
之後，跟住「肥高人」嘅僧人都留晒喺度，話要結「風雷天網」喎…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmCpEG0rKE
我哋就九個人一齊落去山坡。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUl4aGzrMh
…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEfyvywABm
輝輝佢扶住我摸黑慢慢咁行落山，感覺又好似幾浪漫噃，嘻嘻。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgT4EEZn82T
嚟到山坡下面，雖然大霧，但係明顯前面有一大堆…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoy8bbmhca0
妖魔鬼怪啊！775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGSltNyawT
個場面好詭異恐怖，就連燈光都係由一大堆凌空飛起嘅白色紙燈籠發出嚟…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7x1PxlPxG
感覺的確好奇異。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8fLBfpBR4
呢度大約係十張檯乘廿張檯咁擺放，形成一個長方形…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPA1UlazXi
大約有千幾隻妖魔鬼怪同幾百個人類。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2szlmrhpPg
唔知點解，我突然諗到，好似尋晚咁，人哋D妖怪可能只係想開心吓啫…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpeyBuENdL
其實我哋係咪反而唔應該騷擾人哋呢？775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUkDKql7Pn
所以我篤一篤「肥高人」就問︰—775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQmgdj6cbA
「前輩，如果D妖怪冇做壞事，我哋係咪唔應該騷擾人哋啊？」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflEfcLAdGf
佢諗咗一諗，之後冇回答我，仲四圍望，之後…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbNtF1740N
(啪~！)775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaIYapUMTv
佢一吓打暈咗隻小妖怪，仲攞咗個菜單嚟俾我睇，我打開一睇…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZicVBubA0
係一個有多種語文嘅菜單，所以我選擇先睇中文。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaf9GTRpNX
"刁民內臟拼盤﹑清蒸百姓五官﹑人心清燉狗肺﹑屍油爆跪人皮﹑百福伴活人蹄…"775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡns6aGOVGvA
"肋骨碎頭髮卷﹑人紅大長壽麵﹑童子童女壽桃﹑千孔蓮蓬乳頭﹑人頭盛鮮果盤。"775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9Pa0GLCQT
「你諗吓佢哋捉幾多活人先可以做呢一餐？咁仲算唔算壞事做盡啊？」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYU6FbSsfDC
「但係…人夠食其他動物啦…」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEfVxVi9si
「Mmm…或者咁睇啦，你見到嘛，菜單有狗肺，人都唔會食啦，個「百福」又係講緊一百種唔同動物嘅腹，你話佢哋幾咁暴殄天物呢？」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPmEeJO455
佢答咗好似冇答一樣，不過，我覺得佢哋連小朋友同狗仔都濫殺…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjL8lPszeZI
肯定就唔會係好妖，所以我冇再問落去。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2z5WC0MjB
我再睇一睇菜單，發覺佢哋將「拼盤」譯做「PING PONG」…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBc9Ly4aMo
「百姓」譯做「HUNDRED LAST NAME」，「屍油」譯做「C OIL」…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEtHnV7tAU
至於「百福」個「福」字就唔使講啦，佢咁譯法我都已經有殺人嘅衝動…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfFs9FrJ4u
所以呢次行動我變得十分支持…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cNnNAuZ8b
「咦，阿明呢？」陳老師突然問。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT227EsUx8t
原來阿明一個人偷偷地行開咗。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3j37u5Svug
「個死仔真係壞大事嘅，呢度希望兩位前輩睇住先啦，我要去睇睇佢個衰仔。」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzkFKJMaQQ
陳老師講完就走咗去搵阿明。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QNmCktFhK
「唔緊要，我哋依家睇定D先，俾D時間我D徒孫結好個網。」「老人家」講。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlds8gLZhjZ
「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有…」「肥高人」講。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmK0WPgreGT
「有邊D會出手嫁？講嚟聽吓！」「袋袋」插口問，家姐就及晒頭咁。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeV0bctrSVq
「左邊手一身道袍嘅鬍鬚佬，佢係「西斜」余二十，同檯嗰個又肥又矮嘅大冬瓜，佢係「南轅」袁丰田，大台上面呢度睇得唔係咁清楚嘅「千年石妖」，幫佢手製造「迷霧森林」嘅四隻妖怪，製造森林嘅「毒藤女妖」﹑營造環境嘅「迷霧天魔」﹑建造居室嘅「草帽呼子」同維護秩序嘅骷髏鬼阿頭「百刀鬼吼」，最少都有呢七隻嘢要打，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9u6G5zflR2
我望吓大家嘅神情，似乎都冇晒信心咁。又係嘅，人哋淨係人類都成四五百人…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3jWyQNk1z
我哋計埋「肥高人」嘅徒弟都係得幾十人，加上人哋高手最少有七隻…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrebM3Letmq
我哋就得返兩個。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcC2cLUhJAW
「結好網喇！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZygdV5af8
天上突然嚟咗一個巨網，好似將成個宴會場所變成另一個空間咁…775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo64LrEqI5n
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走呀~！」「救命呀~！」「哇~！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAWERHqUJc
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLJuIHfusD
(待續)775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOOKJhvLTt
下集預告︰775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1gkR6Tvbn
巨型白獅！？775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwkC9lz0w2
