第081集 ~ 欣︰個菜單咁怪嘅…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TXFZtkuq3
根據「圍雞百科全書」，「媽祖」係海神嚟，喺江戶時代之前已經嚟過日本…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYCDUPu7dn
長崎縣、青森縣、橫濱等嘅地方都有「媽祖」嘅廟。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGloFKOE1I
日本人叫佢做「天妃」，仲將佢同日本傳統神道結合…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HVmkA6cwK
建造「天妃神社」方便供奉佢。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJNmdumR08
而「河童」就係天神委派落嚟嘅使者，雖然外表醜樣…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡim1Bu285BG
但係法力無邊，屬於半神妖怪。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLM0d5HUalR
咩係「圍雞百科全書」！？如其名，就係一班好「雞」…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4vAzRg6Ir
即係唔叻嘅人圍埋一齊，創製出嚟嘅一本百科全書…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSb2LqH0bUC
正所謂「三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮」丫嘛。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHP7DeMGk25
所以，陳老師請「媽祖」上身大戰「河童」絕對就係一場水系大戰。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8CRm0OxDY
大戰嗰邊都留返俾現場嘅阿明講啦，我就講返我自己呢邊先。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPefDFmGGJ1
我睇睇電話，原來「先生」一早發咗個短訊俾我。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FB7Akt6bE
「飛機延誤，可能今日都嚟唔切，萬事小心，要等我啊！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8JN1hGCV6
冇辦法啦，不過有陳老師喺度，應該夠力保護我哋呱。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8Jga4Pxkq
「男仔嚟架？做乜俾個咁嘅短訊你啊？」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9d7LoE9qG
輝輝佢呷醋喎，我梗係打蛇隨棍上啦。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aHfULm32Q
「嘻嘻，你呷醋呀？係啊，佢對我好好嫁，你小心D佢氹走我添啊。」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYM8LPQUMJQ
「係啊，我呷醋啊，唔好啦，唔好俾佢氹走啦。」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jKQNeWint
佢仲咋晒嬌咁搖我隻手。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqcgSK8w8s
「好啦，睇吓你對我好唔好啦。」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXexwrWMqG
之後，我哋食完嘢，淨返七個人就一齊出發。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWNSKoJYHl
………748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQaPSHI54Tp
嚟到呢度，覺得好怪，究竟呢度係遊戲機舖，定係寺院呢？咁多憎人嘅？748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSxvsCuK2q
我都未知佢哋下一步係點，又唔知佢哋幾時先去搵「千年石妖」…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8VPL70AB1
更加唔知點解要嚟呢度。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulazOy2VZg
我就係咁，俟住輝輝咁望來望去，連佢哋講過乜我都唔知。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDy1SqRPULG
突然，家姐想扯我入去一個房度…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFP8WYadRP1
「唔好，聽你哋之前所講，裡面有條空間隧道，淨係佢哋兩個入去太危險，就喺度等齊人先啦。」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JSHuUuC2L
陳老師咁講，所以家姐都停咗落嚟，我哋就係喺度繼續唔知等乜。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSG3CXkrra
…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KvQTZU3qH
「咦，你哋都嚟到喇，咁多人嘅？我以為得你兩個添。」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWlYz00cJF
一位老人家同一個又高又肥嘅僧人行緊埋我哋度…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTixm2oAgqy
唔通佢哋就係輝輝之前所講嘅高人！？748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTuCMYRXjI
睇嚟似喇，原來係要等佢哋，班僧人原來都係佢哋同伴嚟。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrP71H7WAFK
我哋齊人喇，正式出發！但係…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvAotbmPLH
入到個房度，竟然有個女仔換緊衫，我咪即刻…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOiJEQ7LBE
「輝輝，唔准睇啊！」噤住輝輝對眼囉。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7zTDP9kSa
個「肥高人」仲突然打暈咗個女仔，真係嚇死我啊！748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmxzaLktH3
其實我知佢係「虫節大師」，不過覺得叫佢「肥高人」得意D。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEQIfrQmOT
原來佢冇嘢嘅，只係將個女仔放埋一邊。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1TCTzBg0u
我哋就喺度，跟住老人家，即係「星」老前輩啊，一齊準備進入一條空間隧道。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRz8D3mfTnt
輝輝叫我合埋眼，我咪跟住做囉。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9WRWcf83v
……748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1bBF2evZ2
耳邊突然傳嚟「呼呼~」兩聲，我一開眼，就已經到咗一個黑媽媽嘅地方…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGOsxQvK7R
仲好大霧添，睇嚟呢度似係「迷霧森林」喇。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLifUgjDjD
「呢度就係「迷霧森林」喇？」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0RSKFEhnV
………748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrdxz5MvDL
之後，跟住「肥高人」嘅僧人都留晒喺度，話要結「風雷天網」喎…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0H2lOtvnih
我哋就九個人一齊落去山坡。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGMoJo1ndT
…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbINMcq5ml
輝輝佢扶住我摸黑慢慢咁行落山，感覺又好似幾浪漫噃，嘻嘻。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXV2hphDn3
嚟到山坡下面，雖然大霧，但係明顯前面有一大堆…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1e5nxDLMI
妖魔鬼怪啊！748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAtGTqBHRQ
個場面好詭異恐怖，就連燈光都係由一大堆凌空飛起嘅白色紙燈籠發出嚟…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAX83rLILO
感覺的確好奇異。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9O9oibNFY
呢度大約係十張檯乘廿張檯咁擺放，形成一個長方形…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7NZ9qaxyu
大約有千幾隻妖魔鬼怪同幾百個人類。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpRynPHarj
唔知點解，我突然諗到，好似尋晚咁，人哋D妖怪可能只係想開心吓啫…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWS3Dkgdbtr
其實我哋係咪反而唔應該騷擾人哋呢？748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQE9raAdmn
所以我篤一篤「肥高人」就問︰—748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6H8hZ3DYsb
「前輩，如果D妖怪冇做壞事，我哋係咪唔應該騷擾人哋啊？」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35errUmX5N
佢諗咗一諗，之後冇回答我，仲四圍望，之後…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46q329VjO4
(啪~！)748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSa6Iz8a9hW
佢一吓打暈咗隻小妖怪，仲攞咗個菜單嚟俾我睇，我打開一睇…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfvAjMmVGk
係一個有多種語文嘅菜單，所以我選擇先睇中文。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjsJZBvJLC
"刁民內臟拼盤﹑清蒸百姓五官﹑人心清燉狗肺﹑屍油爆跪人皮﹑百福伴活人蹄…"748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpnpJdl2Yb
"肋骨碎頭髮卷﹑人紅大長壽麵﹑童子童女壽桃﹑千孔蓮蓬乳頭﹑人頭盛鮮果盤。"748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TZKlKTeqC
「你諗吓佢哋捉幾多活人先可以做呢一餐？咁仲算唔算壞事做盡啊？」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcvRwTUGLG
「但係…人夠食其他動物啦…」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScic2fpvdp
「Mmm…或者咁睇啦，你見到嘛，菜單有狗肺，人都唔會食啦，個「百福」又係講緊一百種唔同動物嘅腹，你話佢哋幾咁暴殄天物呢？」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuCR3i3X1q
佢答咗好似冇答一樣，不過，我覺得佢哋連小朋友同狗仔都濫殺…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RZsYFC7ms
肯定就唔會係好妖，所以我冇再問落去。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggzF6BrrFP
我再睇一睇菜單，發覺佢哋將「拼盤」譯做「PING PONG」…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJLl0RBkYV
「百姓」譯做「HUNDRED LAST NAME」，「屍油」譯做「C OIL」…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfaWwvcvW8
至於「百福」個「福」字就唔使講啦，佢咁譯法我都已經有殺人嘅衝動…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBGSpWazok
所以呢次行動我變得十分支持…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusUvdRwUNW
「咦，阿明呢？」陳老師突然問。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLS1v8Rzu51
原來阿明一個人偷偷地行開咗。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDZdL2Ucrv
「個死仔真係壞大事嘅，呢度希望兩位前輩睇住先啦，我要去睇睇佢個衰仔。」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjgZciCf3e
陳老師講完就走咗去搵阿明。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5XMqBhcYl
「唔緊要，我哋依家睇定D先，俾D時間我D徒孫結好個網。」「老人家」講。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPunHtHczyS
「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有…」「肥高人」講。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKfB4hLwCr
「有邊D會出手嫁？講嚟聽吓！」「袋袋」插口問，家姐就及晒頭咁。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayG3slQBLK
「左邊手一身道袍嘅鬍鬚佬，佢係「西斜」余二十，同檯嗰個又肥又矮嘅大冬瓜，佢係「南轅」袁丰田，大台上面呢度睇得唔係咁清楚嘅「千年石妖」，幫佢手製造「迷霧森林」嘅四隻妖怪，製造森林嘅「毒藤女妖」﹑營造環境嘅「迷霧天魔」﹑建造居室嘅「草帽呼子」同維護秩序嘅骷髏鬼阿頭「百刀鬼吼」，最少都有呢七隻嘢要打，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQkOqErdRZ
我望吓大家嘅神情，似乎都冇晒信心咁。又係嘅，人哋淨係人類都成四五百人…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyF8WjeAAX4
我哋計埋「肥高人」嘅徒弟都係得幾十人，加上人哋高手最少有七隻…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8OJRAJ01T
我哋就得返兩個。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSFFSgBd6g
「結好網喇！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LldarhwST
天上突然嚟咗一個巨網，好似將成個宴會場所變成另一個空間咁…748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHePHxvY0nk
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走呀~！」「救命呀~！」「哇~！」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6PNbQKSH2
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXuBedIpbp
(待續)748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnpT3fZ0dA
下集預告︰748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRS4GUJIl2b
巨型白獅！？748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTnSJ0kRBK
