第082集 ~ 輝︰我要打「百刀鬼吼」喇！864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGn69zQgatg
見到個菜單D菜式，真係有D嘔心，一個將人煎皮拆骨攞嚟食嘅菜單…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Shoq5ZWHt
睇嚟佢哋唔係變態，就係好憎人類頂喇。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMkyx8FC0A
不過，我真係唔明點解「肋骨碎頭髮卷」會上得到宴會場合嘅檯…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kNPi0Ahod
擺明就係酷刑嚟啦，我講緊對食嘅人嚟講啊。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TLiFYqqnC
但係，話時話，佢哋又真係好似唔係人嚟噃，話唔定，佢哋真係好鍾意食添。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXS4wIfCqQr
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「咦，阿明呢？」「光管陳」咁問我先知阿明唔見咗。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhTYelsCry
之後，佢同「星」老前輩佢哋講咗聲，就走咗去搵阿明。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTmf3C3qWP
而我哋就聽「星」老前輩講，喺呢度等佢D徒孫整好個「風雷天網」。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxxZG7XNkq
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「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟嫁啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有「西斜」﹑「南轅」﹑「千年石妖」﹑「毒藤女妖」﹑「迷霧天魔」﹑「草帽呼子」同「百刀鬼吼」要打，丫，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPp5XMTMq5x
聽到「大師」咁講，大家都你眼望我眼，似乎冇乜信心離得開呢度咁。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbskTmvegO
話晒人哋人又比我哋多，高手又俾我哋多，而家仲要…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4Bt9inyZH
「結好網喇！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLTniFH8ca
無啦啦個「風雷天網」都整好埋，即係逼我哋去死啫！864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFH4E3SCVq
「天網」一出現，成千隻鬼怪嚇到「依哇鬼叫」咁，場面亂晒龍…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5k42TCsc0w
但係好奇怪噃，D鬼怪真係一陣就已經走晒…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiy7ikEmAHz
係間中有一兩個頭俾其他「人」踩甩咗，留低咗喺地下啫…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYBDp1a6C6
我好似講到係好自然咁添。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fcPCISf86
唔怪得知「大師」話佢哋係被逼嚟嫁啦，佢哋就好似一早準備好晒抆水咁。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwoutsiZXE
而家，我哋前面就淨返「大師」所講嘅嗰幾隻妖怪同埋一堆人類跟班…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FZQQiePtq
不過睇嚟「星」老前輩個隱身網頂得吓，佢哋仲未見到我哋。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFvWqYjHdX
「風雷天網」底下嘅現場而家變得雷電交加…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uCsk4qN4B
但係D閃電淨係喺晒天上面，好似等緊劈落嚟咁…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHmecokawr
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「果然冇錯，就係淨返呢七隻妖怪同一堆廢人，你哋唔使驚，而家我哋主場！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJrUK0ORqp
「大師」雖然咁講，我都明白佢意思係「風雷天網」製造咗一個對我哋有利嘅環境出嚟，但係…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1EfNq4Gnw
人哋咁多人，真係蟻多可以摟死象啦，我哋點打啊？864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfn2pwwWVR
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「其實你哋冇理由會驚嫁喎，會驚嘅應該只有呢個小妹妹。」「星」老前輩摸摸欣欣個頭講。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88egWmFupo
「點解啊？」阿狗問咗我想問嘅嘢。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIMEQ37j7f
「你哋七個人，有「北鳳」後人，有靈犬護身，有靈貓護身，有靈狐護身，有老鬼護身，仲有邪靈護身，你哋使乜驚啊？」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWI8NbaPI9M
「北鳳」後人即係「光管陳」啦，靈犬應該係「居居」，靈貓應該係欣欣提過喺佢家姐身嘅「荷瑪」…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAWzIje045
靈狐唔通係阿妮跟住咗阿狗？老鬼就應該係「公公」啦，但係…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1x2MuTDJ0N
邪靈唔通係「大袋」身上已經有咗「酒吞童子」條蛇嘅邪力，佢會唔會有事架？864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7ZMPOaJ3Y
我真係有D擔心。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡainqM6BLzj
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「前輩果然係前輩，我都想試試靈狐嘅力量有幾大，你哋又識唔識運用你哋身上嘅靈力啊？」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmu5fBFFX9H
阿狗咁講，佢好似一早就識運用咁，佢條友真係…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhS45sVRxG
唔知點形容，總係做乜都比人快，比人好咁，早洩例外。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwkuIu1ZEj
「你識用就好，咁你揀隻嘢嚟單挑啦。」「星」老前輩咁講。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiM6WOSfBaa
「迷霧天魔！佢個樣夠衰，見到就想打爆佢！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZVPlfTs79
「好！佢就由你負責啦，至於「草帽呼子」，雖然係隻強大嘅妖怪，但係性格孤僻，仲好怕醜，小妹妹你冇靈力，就你去同佢傾吓計啦。」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwzUcMiR9d
「大師」叫欣欣去用「美人計」，雖然我有少少擔心…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmifS7SDEt2
但係始終呢個已經係對欣欣嚟講最好最安全嘅位置，所以我唯有支持。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3A1VMuk0g
我拍拍欣欣膊頭，俾信心佢。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJa5pnwwC8
「好，我試吓啦。」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRikxVvUBm
「好！咁而家淨返嘅就靈犬打「百刀鬼吼」，靈貓打「毒藤女妖」，邪靈打班躝坦廢人，明唔明？」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpMS1vBNPM
「邊個係邪靈啊？」「大袋」咁問。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJwR8trPfH
「你啊！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12zi9x3KkE
似乎大家都知，但係「大袋」個樣就好似好矛盾咁，我估佢係擔心自己會有事。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡux7PrJj3wi
而我就聽「星」老前輩指示，準備同「居居」並肩作戰去打「百刀鬼吼」。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKY2J8q2LZ
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「哼，我都估到嫁喇，原來真係你哋。」佢哋班妖邪終於睇到我哋。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8ixqkBqAr
「千年石妖」亦都喺台上行緊落嚟，但係…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgntMGeJaN
佢完全唔係電椅石像嗰個恐怖樣，仲…仲好似成個明星咁…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ygTQ9bnaB
高大得嚟又型又靚仔，根本就係反町隆史咁款，乜唔係話越樣衰先越勁嫁咩？864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBX1s87AAmB
「嘻嘻嘻，呢班咁嘅嘍囉，就等我同丰田兄去對付就得啦！」余二十懶醒咁講。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWc2Pn1Mg6
「柒位鳩手，狗養狗養！」「星」老前輩專登讀歪D，仲要強調D字眼，佢總係串串貢咁嘅。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ivpuqfbt4
「就等我嚟分場啦！蝦！蝦！蝦！」「大師」突然三個閃電彎刀打埋去。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kTfWsInjc
「分工！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoYMCT2Csw
「星」老前輩同「大師」就引導「西斜」﹑「南轅」同「千年石妖」上台對打。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7p7ue42Fe
阿狗就即刻…變身！？白毛？紅眼？狐耳？仲要變得咁高大靚仔，咁益佢！？864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDFyXfFCUZ
佢仲衝咗埋去「迷霧天魔」度…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRorvfZBCZG
「迷霧天魔」一身灰袍，頭尖額窄冇嚟貴格，鬍鬚尖尖，成個白粉友咁…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fAjr81cbT
睇嚟阿狗有得贏。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡan2uyD5JLA
呢邊欣家姐亦變咗隻貓，雙眼發光，貓耳利爪，速度奇快…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsjF1B83qt
貶吓眼就衝咗埋去「毒藤女妖」度…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3IKRIpWDd
「毒藤女妖」就頗為妖艷，身材均勻，個樣仲幾靚，SORRY，淨係記得睇樣添…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw23Gq8vU34
總知佢個身有D樹藤咁，都似個高手嘅…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3RYBWQkcx
不過，我估佢頂唔順欣家姐嘅橫蠻，即係呢邊估計都OK。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9groKRJwU
但係我估唔到欣欣同「大袋」出手都比我快，欣欣就成個社工對住自閉青年咁即
行咗埋去同「草帽呼子」傾計…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDxQmt3cVR
嘩！「大袋」就爽囉，一個打四百個，不過佢又真係做到一拳一個…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNxACPvyhl
一腳掃低幾個咁，睇嚟佢哋都好掂噃！864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkx7wGK9WnH
好！到我！864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYNKmGxNqj
(吼~！)「居居」變身！864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dfDM4wMMc
「巨型白獅！？」「百刀鬼吼」對住「居居」大嗌，似乎有D淆底。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPf2mUQTxOq
我見佢咁，即刻就一吓跳上「居居」背脊，抆出皮帶…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNtAxRhY5T
將校章扣上皮帶最尾嗰度，再用「九字護身法」包喺皮帶外圍，變成我嘅武器。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStmTXBIM0S
「居居，衝啊！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6rKArePCH
半秒之後，「百刀鬼吼」露出奸笑，仲突然…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4pWiRNxev
分身啊！分咗幾十個身出嚟，每個都揸住兩把刀，難怪佢叫「百刀」啦。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHjhE9yMvo
而家，我同「居居」就係咁，俾呢幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」圍困住，點算好呢？864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iOF9m4uiz
「汪~！汪~！」「居居」突然吠咗兩聲…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMbkNzVe1d
嗰幾十個「雙刀骷髏鬼」即刻郁都唔敢郁…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWY6u2V6WIT
佢一爪噤低一隻，一爪又爪開幾隻咁…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUYKW582RV
而我就一鞭打爆一隻，再鞭發爆幾隻咁…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKlsqQTNaH
我哋合作無間，一陣就已經打死咗二三十隻…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VLUxfy3I9
但係似乎仲未打中「鬼吼」嘅真身。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGO5YBRZS6
仲弊嘅係…佢哋好似越打越多咁，再加上佢哋開始識得避開「居居」…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgc3XdW0BCN
直接跳上嚟追打我…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOoaMZv8IL
我唯有學西部牛仔咁，係咁揈條皮帶，總算暫時可以保護到自己，但係…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtiHcXXjVy
咁樣揈法，我應該好快就會覺得手軟，點算好呢？864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjB9BvQ5msQ
「吼~！」「居居」再次擘大口咆哮！864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ844EBJ5D9l
仲有隻好似蛋咁嘅嘢喺佢個口度走咗出嚟…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfLWEohAA6
係「龍也」啊！但係…點解要咁樣出嚟啊？唔覺得嘔心嫁咩？864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6t2fWPth1
「龍也，小心啊！做乜嘢跟埋嚟啊？呢度唔係玩嫁！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CFn6pHvHo
我雖然未至於覺得佢係負累，但係要擔心埋佢，真係覺得有D攰。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFdXYFbHiU
「哥哥，係叔叔佢要我嚟嫁，佢話唔好意思出面，呢把嘢係佢叫我攞俾你嫁。」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiwRty3FqS
佢一講完就將一把三尖兩刃槍掟咗俾我，但係…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVkRPeCjQv
做乜嘢得個槍頭嫁？仲差D整傷埋我添啊，D刃咁鬼鋒利。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEITCQVYWgg
「佢咁嘅款，點用啊？」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wbHQk1O6f
「差D咩啊？」佢仲要問返我。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lI1dVAks2
「冇咗條棍啊！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthss6wVHCp
「棍！？我明白我有乜用喇！輝哥哥，接棍！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Beg2b4Qte
佢一講完，就喺褲浪抽咗D嘢出嚟，仲掟咗舊嘢上嚟…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVfkt9KzyZ
但係我真係俾佢激奀，條棍臭嫁，仲要得條芝士腸咁短。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCKRZM26ZX
「龍也啊，唔好玩啦！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKrsyOWkR4
我都未講完，一隻似乎相對力量較大嘅「雙刀骷髏鬼」跳埋我度…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1SYW0BtFB
唔知點解，呢一吓，我感應到佢就係「百刀鬼吼」嘅真身，但係…我可以點呢？864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zkQHxN4YK
(吱依~~~！)864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtT0UAns1Ls
芝士腸突然好自然咁同三尖兩刃槍頭結合，仲發出金光同震蕩嘅聲音…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlIiIafnQb
芝士腸伸長，變成鐵棍…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhoDc5Flfb
一支正式嘅三尖兩刃槍登場！仲…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhB4OLbloXq
「攀~！」一聲擋開「百刀鬼吼」嘅「骷髏十字斬」，再立即飛返埋我右手度…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVCNZBKecT
我好自然咁一手握實佢，用力打橫一發，地下迅間爆出一條裂痕。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVzBRJqGCU
「勁啊！「鬼吼」丫喇！？我就要你變成「鬼膠」！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBii5dUOJFd
「鬼吼」真身似乎想由「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身群中逃走，我當然即刻追返上去啦。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbR8MwIfCO
「居居，嗰邊啊！衝啊！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26etGZDiLU
我騎住「居居」衝咗大約一百米，一跑近「鬼吼」個背脊…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoI0Gg82HqO
我就一吓跳起飛埋去，順便好自然咁作返個靚名俾我呢招…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvQLEQrbat
「光輝碎月！」唔知大家啱唔啱聽呢？864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7emLxAmwiy
不過唔理啱唔啱聽喇，我就係中正「百刀鬼吼」個背脊…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkex55UwINh
佢「嗚哇~」一聲迅間變成灰燼，一堆「雙刀骷髏鬼」分身亦跟住唔見晒…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebxu57doBa
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