第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9P7HsL8Php
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OQPLS8Kfh
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnwRuUWyJC
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50yL4kIJaz
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fW5GAFK59
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「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sOpOyAFWR
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioGQUIssO8
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQKMBRsTXE
但係原來…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQigwsouHJ
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlFAa9VvFd
不過…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcfMWHTp1a
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbax61RwyO
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvp2LtwvU7z
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9XRbuU24n
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18ABA1mvyk
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCxhCxShT4
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYCNMKdPmX
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrxMwmlQTL
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMF8OTo0eXa
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjGe9IkGWG
「毒河水炮！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmW8BBBJY6
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26vCrZxQmA
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3pywr1EX0
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI36HohVcdt
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VW89GhKIs
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvEY9MxVHW
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUlncVkZKt
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVW70RIeAO
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Topnoanl8
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwolli1OlK
「衰仔，重色輕我。」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSTVRQRC8M
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEMpTtlhaJ
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBZjFPmWFj
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qFW956Kky
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5oZUFPLpc
總算頂得住…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30v0FSEcN7
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRA35aFPRG
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnjgYyMPbJ
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDshGaCHTf
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBeQGd0d74
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqpljrFDw6
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhaJpeDyaD
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIStzAmKTLi
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAR0xofFUc
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdj0fbdSaD
「冥河鬼爪~！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp46tidvkbC
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tiUyRNdnx
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyzaD21MBs
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpk6mVDtn8
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOCWgdxAFe
之後佢雙手合拾…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLEhD5brnc
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEc3HkeZOu
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyVI1wLn5y
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8jotG2sep
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGIIfZFfmI
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNarZW5OQG9
…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeVk701Map
「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlF5pcOW8ty
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXjNF1bgIC
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkfreeuoKr
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2LT2kv8XdL
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTnY6KoqLT
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvtj9ub7Gs
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoovAG9eXz
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihC9oK2ekC
攪到呢招成個食物咁。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTD8GQPalb
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Veb9BIUUe
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEpU6FwGu3
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TK3olg8Qk
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewhzYeAY8c
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hNDmXYB1l
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsL3n5R5Xk
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JhFVa49af
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLmWr8nT09
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZPJWPe2vt
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhGunDQWtZ
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2Dkyhxk7A
「好！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdVJRAlhIa
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsN69A4vjc3
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqVoaOoWbd
我想回應佢，但係突然…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRRhIrnVKS
「哇~丫~！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2W2nUJBR4
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjwZT3Fbye
吞咗「春麗」！？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5YQRiXdju
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVba434m5mX
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0a5OXw56p
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2sHecAQoZ
…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ynBZb3FXA
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEp7qqpB5z
「哇~丫~！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQI27iJoCb
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnVAByzpdR
嚇到跌咗入井…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgsBRfeaiL
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JqeXRmuXi
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJGBtGjoKs
(噗~！)731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQ05UhPnsI
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQJnWVPueO
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpFTp1jxzI
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RSQ2vZiPd
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPxzv095ZX
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGKv3lVmTB
過咗一陣…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhrXBcr6Rv
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PIM9G2MNJ
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMrjqM6ict
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstDrcpFgiQ
我真係俾佢激到想死！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfnHzcsBbo
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpE3TmlWhw
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKvRfKVORx
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFb0mhKkiM
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbH2Qa1ecpI
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIKlzsP3Z6
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mKo8Y9QxI
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSxMhvISh3
我連繩頭都見唔到。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrxecwsZvl
「駁！長！D！啦！」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2e6dM9BpL
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuLAlBZm4Y
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtb0Nk4wAHu
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6LfL0IlUc
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtu5BpHmSRw
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVKHOKBe58
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9XwSgPkcJ
「你踩完未啊？」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6CkEBJwQ2
我…踩完未？唔通…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1Y5Bl4kUk
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1YiKB8DQy
(待續)731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFeQIuL41t
下集預告︰731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70nlOT5JU7
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36BjXjCzBa
註解︰731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4aEWBFWazu
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4SgeoSW2V
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSNMrsrYBY
