第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgPjmSbxWj
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0XjIxm10T
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxIZn4zuXo
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Fe21mXPsq
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyxHrmxhRl
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「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFwdIDKsxw
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hmNKdhGvv
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNYs2SZCVT
但係原來…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdPhEm51J6
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDtS2jv6f7
不過…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOXsV8lZZu
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhWBQNhVDb
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUORz8pgSjE
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI50hl3N6Q5
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37E4JqnMBM
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC201oDD8m8
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuR9rKunPc
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFO7dgT6TXQ
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFiDNs3rAKw
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDMclZrbUW
「毒河水炮！」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NRf0jiEXS
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDOwXKz69Q
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOU1D3THBE
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6i0dw2nAah
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOHBgb4iIB
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxROHhgPT6
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAMQE60Fzw
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl55RdqlSyu
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHD0OcS2b2
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ190ciGiaRG
「衰仔，重色輕我。」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IjJelCdiV
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0LHIeAhXx
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxIicyohR2
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu46gIomaVG
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrX69cpOTX
總算頂得住…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvcsbLZK3M
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRghaEmygNv
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQJa9lil7t
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLOomYEqap
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJNZc08CUF
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqymGp9xVo
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWJYtaxKeR
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSisKHIokMF
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZWuJBoGFs
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpENyoGBQj
「冥河鬼爪~！」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVjlUoBi22
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBwdscxpXf
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtEU1rGqXz
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbujfjZUHj5
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8mXWZKDLP
之後佢雙手合拾…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJItJlc9INw
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDkHwvih4z
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡri976Hi7bx
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQrLHxNSUo
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIIX9BHOUO
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHE9D3BOET
…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nuaLJpQQb
「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmNuXjGM4B
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnll2N1iW5
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrM3RiyELu
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QSCNZIMWE
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzus5Ek3eb0
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhjMPGsaF6
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYD6mHzVhq3
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdeh9XGUA6
攪到呢招成個食物咁。694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ogCS0hGO1
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1PpU2TRDx
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ycb0T1wXn
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwai1mimkyO
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTr9uyVcPqr
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsNEjLSwhn
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucdYOqEA9Y
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAjU3iWvXY
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oqVds7UkR
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdD7SIA5vQ
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaov3KAxpX
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oh8nHPpcJ
「好！」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8ALPhmPZ2
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXap0cSGza4
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYUSO6s4zj
我想回應佢，但係突然…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzY9tSoZzR
「哇~丫~！」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprRXNHs7hW
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXwlypBaLy
吞咗「春麗」！？694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwHZI10omv
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7GL9jJd1B
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbycExYyFU
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgqwVKhVQe
…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuB0Ym0lKEq
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQl5qyicVv0
「哇~丫~！」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhjRUU2C9W
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCttrCL1Co
嚇到跌咗入井…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyJwf3LEpn
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhUojCF38L
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6jqsaNdxM
(噗~！)694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7eRwpdfwz
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilPGhcxYg0
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DI5sikR5c
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1E5pdCW3gz
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMuusTf2Vp
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmKHcIaEWY
過咗一陣…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQmcgCxXrd
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXyXQZMquC
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLv0Rg2y2Z
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVHf9Pdvb2
我真係俾佢激到想死！694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbZjjUSWWW
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBVydtIMTR
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xR1nvRjAX
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtb7CehzaxP
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPt5Pv7aCuX
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lzrWDO5sr
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR368lMljbs
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaO9urlgbO
我連繩頭都見唔到。694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOBlfQkamH
「駁！長！D！啦！」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvZ7Z8z2sn
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzpu83Ekh1
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9od1MQsaA
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9G4b4XX5vJ
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwvwDSlzMX
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHi5eAx0Qz
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1c4R1koce
「你踩完未啊？」694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSNZBCCwP6
我…踩完未？唔通…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dL4i8C44l
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3agZrjEOy
(待續)694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5dA2rlnZO
下集預告︰694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OPUz8FaZy
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUYx6iJh0N
註解︰694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACsXFe3fKB
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbk9G9nsz0a
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU20nQF8N7o
