第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYALsuRS4N
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhjy5WFlLe
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7ySShVL9e
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9rYfmmMnv
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20rCHtxy2r
…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SCkOJC7mg
「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0eXsNs9Bm
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWv1M5TODRb
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiwOFwRjhr
但係原來…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34aAPtOF4E
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8j8OFhKXBh
不過…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nBzwGp30S
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCI2kU5Q7k
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1rqPSfE2P
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wuj8Wmo60
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKy5auYMea
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡus78Apno5x
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzsPRaHbPh
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UYLfAut6N
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALGLVvIigh
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGXJimNHrQ
「毒河水炮！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRySJXhX7m
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiT4TkFb5TS
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIolk4NcSJ
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXCJ3imwui
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXXuDfN4mB
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbyF3a3Ujz
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCfOwIJmT2
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZLd6ABcQk
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAILEmAszRI
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEerY9nXuOX
「衰仔，重色輕我。」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcFKNku72M
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7SjkARQkW
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCey0HxUMc
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9ygsaqw8R
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkriB75DyWn
總算頂得住…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAx9W758oSr
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7t2EHxDbr
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JjoT3EmkQ
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphptoipTR6
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfvaL5z4Ll
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fBBpwGwWl
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNd1bAOaakK
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bQMKLuXgt
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvFKsWO9gR
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSYQm4pnoG
「冥河鬼爪~！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5R1CMhH2I
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYJwAlHuTt
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8nmJR8uiX
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDukzO2Mmpa
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ITAGIKntX
之後佢雙手合拾…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMwKcfz4v9
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOg9wewGUL9
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2XcFEv2mk
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnptdnuhX6
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEA2R1SJ9Nz
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsMhCLuIij
…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKc8OKRbQB
「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXR6lGvZd7
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GnAYGSMKO
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlj1OMCIVK
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGsIps0p6a
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhSCBxm3mu
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ792fOttdRx
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZK0vhBvcg
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIoe7tpDcf
攪到呢招成個食物咁。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6Un7LWiPD
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3SfCJ2E1f
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnwD5NRbre
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXtxbEfaOe
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgV3EMZOvOE
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAiagbrkmv
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSrGyqB11W
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTo9e7oI9xX
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LELx311uF
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Se93BtcYB
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8nAjssGed
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4vRGhjOkE
「好！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1axTqGuebo
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYhwFBC5gg
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5OKH7ZPGl
我想回應佢，但係突然…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5pnCuaWje
「哇~丫~！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1zVjElufX
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZsKvWq0b4
吞咗「春麗」！？714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9ZppTOFGR
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7dnPUCTJv
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF17oXJActa
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrZhCfPmsw
…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4v2PdpYuvP
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfObT1lEybE
「哇~丫~！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkTIsexwF7
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwny6LtySgO
嚇到跌咗入井…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWnatzIpA4
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyX1bte92B9
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhiC4BCcUY
(噗~！)714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LMVJAaeSD
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtZUD4Bzzn
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWXkUO9mra
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkFemn8eSu
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSiwVwzsdr
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xdcBOoeqR
過咗一陣…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQP5NcRdPE
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2hB29VOrO
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSxz1vuRJW
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7yZ8X3EV2
我真係俾佢激到想死！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7jOIzQp8C
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulLXJrlw1n
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27PP7cZuAT
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMSitEKzzT
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXA6bOPZNii
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qR80xpafp
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ljlZanm7I
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9y0bt5DA2
我連繩頭都見唔到。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05xwtdpJkc
「駁！長！D！啦！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5CYQzKGyO
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeLduE3Prj
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKjCnZxgm0
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFQimvoOUI
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2xMp1mnxL
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumpRjkGVQT
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hWSze0scO
「你踩完未啊？」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fJPH9fUbP
我…踩完未？唔通…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ob21PRgdZ
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78ahU1hFLS
(待續)714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPlDRYAxMv
下集預告︰714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCMBAECtgf
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWIXtfAkBU
註解︰714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsYrFNfyS6
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXn7DHEK4xS
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJKtko5m1n
