第092集 ~ 明︰踢波D嘢留返得閒再講啦，我呢邊有要事要處理…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQY0LM7Kxeq
如題，我呢集真係唔得閒追返個時間線去阿輝嗰邊，因為我有重要事要做啊！826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasSRRXxOGI
我自己嘅上集講到「喪狗」個死仔又幾鬼叻噃…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYTPfgaux5
解通咗個密碼，仲帶我哋去「沙婆婆」屋企度搵出口添。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2nLgJI28S
好在，我都唔輸蝕，好快咁喺「沙婆婆」屋企搵到個出口…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkQTUw0sRK
不過，當然係我「賢內在」小倩佢幫我手搵啦。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0U9izm5B1g
我哋好快咁就離開咗呢個鬼地方，仲好快咁就上咗返酒店嘅地鐵…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPsZpHEFTj
我之前都講過啦，我其實真係好擔心我阿公家嘛…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpEde6Mx6b
我睇一睇個錶，好在，而家先大約十一點，應該趕得切。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡor0N0c6YeQ
「阿公，一陣乖乖地啊，快D同我去投胎，知唔知啊？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4K0nYMsvVu
「點解好似你先係我阿公咁嘅？」阿公回應我。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuhfGgEHtJ
「家明公公呀，我哋會陪你去嫁。」小倩佢好溫柔咁講。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdUB8ZDgR0
「咦，人哋唔想走啊！人間咁好玩，一陣我投胎，閻羅王話我衰鹹濕，要我下世做雞咪大鑊。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkv9J8km1Z3
「放心啦！你唔會係雞，你肯定係萬能插蘇，前後左右都俾人插！」我頂佢唔順，所以出口都串串地。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBkARw2L19
「衰仔！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooIKtkLQph
「哎吔！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZsn4zZm4r
被佢打咗吓個頭添，但係…唔知點解覺得好親切，好開心。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4a97hVsUr
「家明公公呀，你唔好扭計啦，你咁錫家明，係個好公公嚟，你一定可以繼續做人嫁。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlETEggA1W
「孫新袍仔，你真係氹死人嫁，不過你唔使咁叫我啦，你直接跟明仔佢叫我做公公啦。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbMvfQWZ7m
唔經唔覺，呢幾日大家都真係成長得好快，就連小倩佢都講嘢有晒尾音喇。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnTIAAQp8g
阿公之後摸摸小倩個頭，但係個樣就好似仲有D心事咁…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZujKxHwZdg
所以我又忍唔到口問多佢一問…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0EEXQwVXN
「阿公呀，你做乜仲有心事咁啊？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1H1TXtfXA
「你個衰仔，仲好講，我想飲返杯孫新袍茶都冇啊！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXAj0X0AXA
「得啦！返去酒店即刻整返杯你嘆吓！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TzoZ17YBE
「家明啊！人哋…幾時話…做你老婆仔嫁？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05yZneQoA0
D女人真係口是心非，都等咗我成世人啦，仲扮乜鬼嘢啫，不過女人係要氹嘅…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPb9B5yZVJa
「你唔嫁俾我，我都唔會再娶嫁喇，等到你嫁俾我為止囉。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2KdxLJ9b2
小倩佢紅晒個面仔，好甜好可愛啊！而阿公就…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYsnRerRFO
「車，咁求其…但係都好嘅，起碼有得飲返吓丫。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9I9KeOajm9
「去投胎嗰度可能要成半個鐘，你哋未必有時間飲茶。」「光管陳」突然插口。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbf7aPUrNv
「鳳初兄啊！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4rahMRZ9t
「係啊，係啊，我睇D書都好似話投胎要D時間嫁！斟茶遞水攪儀式呢D嘢可能攪唔切。」「洋腸」都插埋把口。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ckUWPBr7v
「阿龜兄！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5mpFEpHEn
阿公似乎美夢被「光管陳」同「洋腸」破滅得好嚴重，而家…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEU7SWQX2n
佢個樣一片愁雲慘霧咁。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72o70wuJK6
「光管陳」見到佢咁，亦都好尷尬，好似好心做壞事咁，至於「洋腸」就…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qasVCo4Nl
依然嘻皮笑臉，喺呢個時刻，真係有D乞人憎，哈哈…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOqSvBpRDf
………826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4CVz2rNq5
我哋就係咁，開開心心尷尷尬尬咁就返到去酒店。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADamaqAXpv
一返到酒店，阿輝阿欣佢哋自己返房…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9coI6EyTRd
我就同小倩﹑阿公﹑「光管陳」同「洋腸」一齊返去我房…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlKzElNX0S
「細鬼」依然唔喺房，我哋就企晒喺房中間…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYR57mF4bGa
「大家準備好未？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJswzUK94yZ
「等陣！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngqQccQg7W
我扮衝去廁所，點解我話係扮，一陣大家就知喇…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTaelbOx9Q
「衰仔，懶人多屎尿！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmU8IpQ33Fz
我好快就去完出返嚟…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCA9yvG7xm
「得喇！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirKk1Xz2ff
「衰仔，屙咩咁鬼快屙完啊？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwifmjC3FFc
「唔係米就水嫁啦！準備好喇，出發啦，驚趕唔切啊！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87vkfsyQCi
「等等！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAqcimJi4G
「又咩啊？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryZTyhFhPA
「小倩都係鬼，洋腸又係妖，佢哋落唔落得去嫁？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9t4eeiIISL
「呢D嘢使你諗？我一早諗好晒啦，唔使擔心嘅。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7O1Q90VQY
「光管陳」幫我哋造咗少少符咒就開始作法…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLObYVfuti
話用佢嘅方法可以快D到「出入境關口」喎。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHadfCNWnpz
我哋眼都唔使合埋啫，就無端端向下飄喇…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYbziFiIgo
無錯，真係向下飄啊，好似搭緊(車立)咁…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2udWTSiOP
丫，唔啱，中伏喇，係過山車啊！826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrExNZZ2HRF
「哇~！丫~！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4RhEUFpcJ
………826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtpPfaZAbf
我心神都未定啫，架「過山車」就停低咗…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikkF6VzGXn
「到達！仲有時間剩！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUnNUWzlJB
「俾個心理準備嚟都好丫，無端端好似玩過山車咁，嚇死人啊！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10HmhC5vRE
「衰仔，鳳初兄一早問你準備好未嫁啦，係你自己答準備好嘅。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8f2L8wbKW
我嬲嬲地真係想唔俾準備好一陣要俾佢嘅嘢佢。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ967tNNWEWY
「咦，嗰個女人…」阿公突然咁講。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7gkLWXZQU
「都投胎啦，仲諗住其他女人，你諗吓阿婆得唔得啊？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDIXNlbAAK
「咁似你阿婆嘅！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXyKogpKJC
「阿婆！？」我另轉頭一睇，我即刻就…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CNPL4OBxt
喊咗出嚟，因為真係阿婆佢啊！我出發前，佢明明好地地嫁，點解…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ExE6Qralx
佢見到我哋，即刻就衝埋嚟…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEmYyuXfmO
「老嘢，終於趕得切搵到你喇！咦，孫仔，你做乜會喺度嫁，你又死咗啊？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSe8erBkaK
「阿婆啊，你做乜嘢啊？唔好玩啦，你明明身體健康嫁！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLo46SDt3oN
「傻仔，阿婆幾十歲，隨時都死得啦，咁啱你上機嗰日，我掛住你噃，跟住又諗起個老嘢抱你玩噃，再跟住咪擒上樓上想攞本舊相簿睇吓囉，點鬼知跣一跣腳就跌咗落地，仲磕爆咗個頭，咁就死咗喇！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSbZttbOEg
點解死法都要同阿公一樣，仲有…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUfopIzQCY
「阿媽阿爸喺電話唔同我講嘅？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhPSbnL4qJ
「鬼知咩？想你玩得開心D，唔想你擔心掛。老嘢，我一落嚟就去註冊處搵你，見到你登記咗今日投胎，我使咗D錢，可以同你下世又一齊喇，哈哈！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NssSCiX6O
「哈哈哈，咁咪好囉！」阿公佢把口雖然咁應，但係我睇得出佢一副「下世又係你呀？悶唔悶D啊？」嘅款。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3q1NeEa0XR
「好嘢！好嘢！」連小倩佢都癲埋一份，拍晒手好開心咁，痴情嘅人都係痴埋一堆嘅，唉…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCil5bRWost
我同阿公都係同病相憐…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWvWQpagmy
「咦，嗰個女人…」「洋腸」突然咁講。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDJS6OcAFH
「你又做咩啊？學我阿公講嘢！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4p8ECA4zkJ
我另轉頭一睇，我吊！826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH34auI0VHv
一隻青蛙，竟然裝扮到成個女人咁…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvjr06iy4y
「井底之蛙？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6LFN0gixg
佢行咗埋嚟…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaT40FQXoa
「咦，洋腸？過咗兩世，終於見返你喇！上一世唔小心，跳咗入女人轉世處，而家我叫井邸芝娃，混血兒嚟嫁，靚唔靚呢？官邸個邸，芝士個芝，淫娃個娃？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEdZ9UKS51
咁嘅談吐，再靚都死啦，何況佢咁嘅樣，最攞命係…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Y62SuJ60r
「好靚啊！唔知…我有冇機會同你交往呢？」「洋腸」竟然咁都講得出，唔好話識我啊！826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy19l0x05JI
「好喇！大波兄，係時候要入去喇，嗰邊隻出入境事務鬼催喇！」「光管陳」突然咁講。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkz8nWhRTgq
阿公同阿婆都想入去喇，但係…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB25UypmCm0
「咪住！」我大嗌。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjY4u4g1tcG
「衰仔，又做乜事啊？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GE1Z8u8sy
「小倩，你跟住我做丫！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1me1NbqyRl
我將我臨嚟呢度之前，喺廁所門口個茶几攞嘅…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvaz61kjTFu
兩個茶包﹑兩個紙杯同一袋水喉水攞咗出嚟，之後跪低咗…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCncTiqtEyg
「阿公﹑阿婆，飲茶丫！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rdEziuBes
…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynGck96dJH
「公公﹑婆婆，請飲茶。」小倩都跟住我做。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYrwq1VXV7
「衰仔，乖…乖！」阿公同阿婆都喊住口咁接過我同小倩嘅茶，亦都飲咗一啖…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfYLPz8XwQ
「好甜…好甘甜啊，乖。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9r0ZRKlh9p
「死喇，冇利是封添。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLavLDjuJ8
「我有！」「光管陳」又唔知邊度攞D利是封出嚟喇。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2hSCNPejs
不過，冇仲好過有，阿婆佢竟然封「冥想銀行」鈔票俾我，我真係…唉…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMmI3Locte
呢一刻，乜都算啦，總算完到佢哋心願，令佢哋笑住咁上路都好丫…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeW94TbODG
佢哋飲完杯茶，轉個身就上路喇…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQj1Kcg1KLs
唔知點解，我總係多愁善感到有D煩嘅，我耳邊又泛起一首歌喇…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsuOVcTBW3u
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(不要問 ~ 不要說 ~ 一切盡在不言中 ~)826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEO7bvinJvX
(這一刻 ~ 偎著燭光 ~ 讓我們靜靜的渡過 ~)826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZkCIv0NmB
(莫揮手 ~ 莫回頭 ~ 當我唱起這首歌 ~)826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulgNr6wbGP
(怕只怕 ~ 淚水輕輕的滑落 ~)826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vftdd0WcP
(願心中永遠留著我的笑容 ~)826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3L8CnXgOUB
(伴你走過每一個春夏秋冬 ~)826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp04b8JgdB7
我哋就係咁，睇住佢哋入咗「事務處」…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACfJHbvNOz
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(傷離別 ~ 離別雖然在眼前 ~)826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO00U0ZEOSi
(說再見 ~ 再見不會太遙遠 ~)826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyiaE5bxn9
(若有緣 ~ 有緣就能期待明天 ~)826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VW3YMgfmA
(你和我重逢在燦爛的季節 ~)826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWP4H191xO2
「公公﹑婆婆，再見喇！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYg3Lj2156m
(待續)826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uK2sTFxZL
下集預告︰826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJb5o3MSyYV
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxakbQEYRHp
註腳︰首離別歌係張學友嘅《祝福》。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUHGgrzkkD
