第092集 ~ 明︰踢波D嘢留返得閒再講啦，我呢邊有要事要處理…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsp9RrbTpy
如題，我呢集真係唔得閒追返個時間線去阿輝嗰邊，因為我有重要事要做啊！895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28Sebexdrr
我自己嘅上集講到「喪狗」個死仔又幾鬼叻噃…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWAAyHU4Pl
解通咗個密碼，仲帶我哋去「沙婆婆」屋企度搵出口添。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHxLqAN8cF
好在，我都唔輸蝕，好快咁喺「沙婆婆」屋企搵到個出口…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHIvYvKfeQ
不過，當然係我「賢內在」小倩佢幫我手搵啦。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDtkeO9c0F
我哋好快咁就離開咗呢個鬼地方，仲好快咁就上咗返酒店嘅地鐵…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWmn4Z8Ot6
我之前都講過啦，我其實真係好擔心我阿公家嘛…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0dxbAThzE
我睇一睇個錶，好在，而家先大約十一點，應該趕得切。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQ4bIxWplO
「阿公，一陣乖乖地啊，快D同我去投胎，知唔知啊？」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkzfHwJ9SJ
「點解好似你先係我阿公咁嘅？」阿公回應我。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hXwXEAQ1X
「家明公公呀，我哋會陪你去嫁。」小倩佢好溫柔咁講。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRa3oTABGbV
「咦，人哋唔想走啊！人間咁好玩，一陣我投胎，閻羅王話我衰鹹濕，要我下世做雞咪大鑊。」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRloYy0OvH5
「放心啦！你唔會係雞，你肯定係萬能插蘇，前後左右都俾人插！」我頂佢唔順，所以出口都串串地。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZO0Z7qunmt
「衰仔！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyF5PiJ8jZ
「哎吔！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1Hgxz8Y62
被佢打咗吓個頭添，但係…唔知點解覺得好親切，好開心。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScWntHO41p
「家明公公呀，你唔好扭計啦，你咁錫家明，係個好公公嚟，你一定可以繼續做人嫁。」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkrJHFxZzI
「孫新袍仔，你真係氹死人嫁，不過你唔使咁叫我啦，你直接跟明仔佢叫我做公公啦。」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYiVXlMVz2
唔經唔覺，呢幾日大家都真係成長得好快，就連小倩佢都講嘢有晒尾音喇。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjviUUw2Vl
阿公之後摸摸小倩個頭，但係個樣就好似仲有D心事咁…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4bBMRHLcs
所以我又忍唔到口問多佢一問…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ344ouWmIDH
「阿公呀，你做乜仲有心事咁啊？」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gBesjS5fu
「你個衰仔，仲好講，我想飲返杯孫新袍茶都冇啊！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPz0oCOBNe
「得啦！返去酒店即刻整返杯你嘆吓！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEirrM6Y9eq
「家明啊！人哋…幾時話…做你老婆仔嫁？」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHGUXUFHTG
D女人真係口是心非，都等咗我成世人啦，仲扮乜鬼嘢啫，不過女人係要氹嘅…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5d1wBE98Id
「你唔嫁俾我，我都唔會再娶嫁喇，等到你嫁俾我為止囉。」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwESCDdfPQs
小倩佢紅晒個面仔，好甜好可愛啊！而阿公就…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQ77scodjX
「車，咁求其…但係都好嘅，起碼有得飲返吓丫。」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdppuYCcdYi
「去投胎嗰度可能要成半個鐘，你哋未必有時間飲茶。」「光管陳」突然插口。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPcVy367s4
「鳳初兄啊！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOZN6r14qd
「係啊，係啊，我睇D書都好似話投胎要D時間嫁！斟茶遞水攪儀式呢D嘢可能攪唔切。」「洋腸」都插埋把口。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sR9edhuzI
「阿龜兄！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30lqquXG3f
阿公似乎美夢被「光管陳」同「洋腸」破滅得好嚴重，而家…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBRRL4paqs
佢個樣一片愁雲慘霧咁。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKD6DDRN5V
「光管陳」見到佢咁，亦都好尷尬，好似好心做壞事咁，至於「洋腸」就…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsOnYybVmP
依然嘻皮笑臉，喺呢個時刻，真係有D乞人憎，哈哈…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptQnvUL3oJ
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我哋就係咁，開開心心尷尷尬尬咁就返到去酒店。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVUjcZXNbV
一返到酒店，阿輝阿欣佢哋自己返房…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvOtezZrin
我就同小倩﹑阿公﹑「光管陳」同「洋腸」一齊返去我房…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0AdavKcL1
「細鬼」依然唔喺房，我哋就企晒喺房中間…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZ1wxX4gFZ
「大家準備好未？」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9g6AmrPYP0
「等陣！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAQ0XOYD1P
我扮衝去廁所，點解我話係扮，一陣大家就知喇…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcla1L9SoW9
「衰仔，懶人多屎尿！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGcRNWPy6B
我好快就去完出返嚟…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwkRxwj6uR
「得喇！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLP9bEK9I7z
「衰仔，屙咩咁鬼快屙完啊？」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2SeBaeZku
「唔係米就水嫁啦！準備好喇，出發啦，驚趕唔切啊！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVxL7eeaSv
「等等！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsUsuxZQX9
「又咩啊？」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZ5KelfDO1
「小倩都係鬼，洋腸又係妖，佢哋落唔落得去嫁？」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwm9cADcMW
「呢D嘢使你諗？我一早諗好晒啦，唔使擔心嘅。」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrN9DeiHUQd
「光管陳」幫我哋造咗少少符咒就開始作法…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRukVablf1
話用佢嘅方法可以快D到「出入境關口」喎。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxxCxdJebf
我哋眼都唔使合埋啫，就無端端向下飄喇…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lsBq7wUNn
無錯，真係向下飄啊，好似搭緊(車立)咁…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡor5w6VSmB7
丫，唔啱，中伏喇，係過山車啊！895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkOILmw7Sv
「哇~！丫~！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaM7M3q3M9
………895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimBPrf5pji
我心神都未定啫，架「過山車」就停低咗…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8KNNJmgrO
「到達！仲有時間剩！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEgOkVpIxa
「俾個心理準備嚟都好丫，無端端好似玩過山車咁，嚇死人啊！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlSNS8s9H2
「衰仔，鳳初兄一早問你準備好未嫁啦，係你自己答準備好嘅。」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2zbw8uDJ1
我嬲嬲地真係想唔俾準備好一陣要俾佢嘅嘢佢。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhzPL9K5vw
「咦，嗰個女人…」阿公突然咁講。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcUmVOImWY
「都投胎啦，仲諗住其他女人，你諗吓阿婆得唔得啊？」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAHnb6ASYH
「咁似你阿婆嘅！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkf5zkaH3SQ
「阿婆！？」我另轉頭一睇，我即刻就…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL66igjTdaI
喊咗出嚟，因為真係阿婆佢啊！我出發前，佢明明好地地嫁，點解…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlA6JYt13c
佢見到我哋，即刻就衝埋嚟…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJjykDp1Fu
「老嘢，終於趕得切搵到你喇！咦，孫仔，你做乜會喺度嫁，你又死咗啊？」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZv7nBx8GM
「阿婆啊，你做乜嘢啊？唔好玩啦，你明明身體健康嫁！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJU9jddyn2b
「傻仔，阿婆幾十歲，隨時都死得啦，咁啱你上機嗰日，我掛住你噃，跟住又諗起個老嘢抱你玩噃，再跟住咪擒上樓上想攞本舊相簿睇吓囉，點鬼知跣一跣腳就跌咗落地，仲磕爆咗個頭，咁就死咗喇！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bxWVE3L16
點解死法都要同阿公一樣，仲有…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9PKLfqDeZ
「阿媽阿爸喺電話唔同我講嘅？」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz85V96h60i
「鬼知咩？想你玩得開心D，唔想你擔心掛。老嘢，我一落嚟就去註冊處搵你，見到你登記咗今日投胎，我使咗D錢，可以同你下世又一齊喇，哈哈！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuPHgdkX1T
「哈哈哈，咁咪好囉！」阿公佢把口雖然咁應，但係我睇得出佢一副「下世又係你呀？悶唔悶D啊？」嘅款。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzdJrdKbQ4
「好嘢！好嘢！」連小倩佢都癲埋一份，拍晒手好開心咁，痴情嘅人都係痴埋一堆嘅，唉…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRny4pmVBt6
我同阿公都係同病相憐…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYI3nWbu7d
「咦，嗰個女人…」「洋腸」突然咁講。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPbyg0tNsP
「你又做咩啊？學我阿公講嘢！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnZB8YTHtk
我另轉頭一睇，我吊！895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnhOnWWuZf
一隻青蛙，竟然裝扮到成個女人咁…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qakFnyMbe
「井底之蛙？」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡin1C07pxBe
佢行咗埋嚟…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxhFtlIxoh
「咦，洋腸？過咗兩世，終於見返你喇！上一世唔小心，跳咗入女人轉世處，而家我叫井邸芝娃，混血兒嚟嫁，靚唔靚呢？官邸個邸，芝士個芝，淫娃個娃？」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLC3iHQYrgN
咁嘅談吐，再靚都死啦，何況佢咁嘅樣，最攞命係…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvtCeIl4Om
「好靚啊！唔知…我有冇機會同你交往呢？」「洋腸」竟然咁都講得出，唔好話識我啊！895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfYtt43dHd
「好喇！大波兄，係時候要入去喇，嗰邊隻出入境事務鬼催喇！」「光管陳」突然咁講。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKhLVTeP9R
阿公同阿婆都想入去喇，但係…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkyzOnJtXe
「咪住！」我大嗌。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxfblyUJce
「衰仔，又做乜事啊？」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxfgOTFnsP
「小倩，你跟住我做丫！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrutikyjGb3
我將我臨嚟呢度之前，喺廁所門口個茶几攞嘅…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufgep1UV59
兩個茶包﹑兩個紙杯同一袋水喉水攞咗出嚟，之後跪低咗…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhjNjN7Rir
「阿公﹑阿婆，飲茶丫！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HVmTiC8yY
…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpUXZc4Lwz
「公公﹑婆婆，請飲茶。」小倩都跟住我做。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0EPHJDT5F
「衰仔，乖…乖！」阿公同阿婆都喊住口咁接過我同小倩嘅茶，亦都飲咗一啖…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eM59lJtkg
「好甜…好甘甜啊，乖。」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl86Cqxd1PP
「死喇，冇利是封添。」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0oyYzvaKa
「我有！」「光管陳」又唔知邊度攞D利是封出嚟喇。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVkoTa6iaB
不過，冇仲好過有，阿婆佢竟然封「冥想銀行」鈔票俾我，我真係…唉…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1QSEdo6lQ
呢一刻，乜都算啦，總算完到佢哋心願，令佢哋笑住咁上路都好丫…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEFFCILDUZ
佢哋飲完杯茶，轉個身就上路喇…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHqvNLUeRm
唔知點解，我總係多愁善感到有D煩嘅，我耳邊又泛起一首歌喇…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Na23Wtf0j
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(不要問 ~ 不要說 ~ 一切盡在不言中 ~)895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9OB1BdGPD
(這一刻 ~ 偎著燭光 ~ 讓我們靜靜的渡過 ~)895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPpItdezRO
(莫揮手 ~ 莫回頭 ~ 當我唱起這首歌 ~)895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5B67zeFmAM
(怕只怕 ~ 淚水輕輕的滑落 ~)895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqUmB0lwD7
(願心中永遠留著我的笑容 ~)895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mS95JBbVE
(伴你走過每一個春夏秋冬 ~)895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbkXcPN8YQ
我哋就係咁，睇住佢哋入咗「事務處」…895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCTqTk49tr
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(傷離別 ~ 離別雖然在眼前 ~)895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WckV2njVj
(說再見 ~ 再見不會太遙遠 ~)895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrL8SQM21I
(若有緣 ~ 有緣就能期待明天 ~)895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdoC2RgucI
(你和我重逢在燦爛的季節 ~)895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMlDHyJvcv
「公公﹑婆婆，再見喇！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKArVefxNDi
(待續)895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzKXTB4U42
下集預告︰895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvyIpsHVSJ
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOEskXj4JM
註腳︰首離別歌係張學友嘅《祝福》。895Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RiT8ncKz2
