第092集 ~ 明︰踢波D嘢留返得閒再講啦，我呢邊有要事要處理…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBOND1358R
如題，我呢集真係唔得閒追返個時間線去阿輝嗰邊，因為我有重要事要做啊！918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYUDxZ0Kuv
我自己嘅上集講到「喪狗」個死仔又幾鬼叻噃…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FGapyaf1l
解通咗個密碼，仲帶我哋去「沙婆婆」屋企度搵出口添。918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZjuzA1mpI
好在，我都唔輸蝕，好快咁喺「沙婆婆」屋企搵到個出口…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyIWwR4I3S
不過，當然係我「賢內在」小倩佢幫我手搵啦。918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuqzzftuxm
我哋好快咁就離開咗呢個鬼地方，仲好快咁就上咗返酒店嘅地鐵…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkd7lKzcep
我之前都講過啦，我其實真係好擔心我阿公家嘛…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF82voCm2YR
我睇一睇個錶，好在，而家先大約十一點，應該趕得切。918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTWTAtsFPV
「阿公，一陣乖乖地啊，快D同我去投胎，知唔知啊？」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItBL9LslCl
「點解好似你先係我阿公咁嘅？」阿公回應我。918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnsmMjwDTgO
「家明公公呀，我哋會陪你去嫁。」小倩佢好溫柔咁講。918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRybK6eW6g7
「咦，人哋唔想走啊！人間咁好玩，一陣我投胎，閻羅王話我衰鹹濕，要我下世做雞咪大鑊。」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdopLxq9YfF
「放心啦！你唔會係雞，你肯定係萬能插蘇，前後左右都俾人插！」我頂佢唔順，所以出口都串串地。918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf23Uf4hOEl
「衰仔！」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQT0jJo59L5
「哎吔！」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRFTOdAXNs
被佢打咗吓個頭添，但係…唔知點解覺得好親切，好開心。918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJS6N7ajPs
「家明公公呀，你唔好扭計啦，你咁錫家明，係個好公公嚟，你一定可以繼續做人嫁。」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkeE3MDUXq
「孫新袍仔，你真係氹死人嫁，不過你唔使咁叫我啦，你直接跟明仔佢叫我做公公啦。」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBXOMiz89y
唔經唔覺，呢幾日大家都真係成長得好快，就連小倩佢都講嘢有晒尾音喇。918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2f4tGMc7RZ
阿公之後摸摸小倩個頭，但係個樣就好似仲有D心事咁…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgLXpqdCqx
所以我又忍唔到口問多佢一問…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9d4TDWm7kA
「阿公呀，你做乜仲有心事咁啊？」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzPyutOA15
「你個衰仔，仲好講，我想飲返杯孫新袍茶都冇啊！」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDI6SYunuKq
「得啦！返去酒店即刻整返杯你嘆吓！」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvhsTwsJdr
「家明啊！人哋…幾時話…做你老婆仔嫁？」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5THUuz33W
D女人真係口是心非，都等咗我成世人啦，仲扮乜鬼嘢啫，不過女人係要氹嘅…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcE3IZSnDg
「你唔嫁俾我，我都唔會再娶嫁喇，等到你嫁俾我為止囉。」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjekR8JY0U
小倩佢紅晒個面仔，好甜好可愛啊！而阿公就…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOpV9qa9ht
「車，咁求其…但係都好嘅，起碼有得飲返吓丫。」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYavsXYy7Gb
「去投胎嗰度可能要成半個鐘，你哋未必有時間飲茶。」「光管陳」突然插口。918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3I0ilfw3O9
「鳳初兄啊！」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhWr37H7jI
「係啊，係啊，我睇D書都好似話投胎要D時間嫁！斟茶遞水攪儀式呢D嘢可能攪唔切。」「洋腸」都插埋把口。918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLFVwVEgvo
「阿龜兄！」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCtGtVzD6X
阿公似乎美夢被「光管陳」同「洋腸」破滅得好嚴重，而家…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOXGDAkfNP
佢個樣一片愁雲慘霧咁。918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVT6NySyWHi
「光管陳」見到佢咁，亦都好尷尬，好似好心做壞事咁，至於「洋腸」就…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsUVe3Wx93
依然嘻皮笑臉，喺呢個時刻，真係有D乞人憎，哈哈…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2cb4VA6D0
………918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiJin4a6hl
我哋就係咁，開開心心尷尷尬尬咁就返到去酒店。918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXsEgvPwYb
一返到酒店，阿輝阿欣佢哋自己返房…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSQMNpz0yX
我就同小倩﹑阿公﹑「光管陳」同「洋腸」一齊返去我房…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcsv7MNrNY
「細鬼」依然唔喺房，我哋就企晒喺房中間…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiewEzm7cX
「大家準備好未？」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdS7PTdZtYd
「等陣！」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyGe14dG7a
我扮衝去廁所，點解我話係扮，一陣大家就知喇…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYNKzfUtUPN
「衰仔，懶人多屎尿！」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLMSY96CQ6
我好快就去完出返嚟…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKd0fNsPVb7
「得喇！」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8N7TEbHend
「衰仔，屙咩咁鬼快屙完啊？」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3bHmr4Pxl
「唔係米就水嫁啦！準備好喇，出發啦，驚趕唔切啊！」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTb0FQNnjZw
「等等！」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbXnsIxS91
「又咩啊？」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVojlVeXy5v
「小倩都係鬼，洋腸又係妖，佢哋落唔落得去嫁？」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXR3bLlwWYj
「呢D嘢使你諗？我一早諗好晒啦，唔使擔心嘅。」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMPmNRx0h8
「光管陳」幫我哋造咗少少符咒就開始作法…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LhbO3ZPS7
話用佢嘅方法可以快D到「出入境關口」喎。918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6HtwEqJZW
我哋眼都唔使合埋啫，就無端端向下飄喇…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyonO2agJO4
無錯，真係向下飄啊，好似搭緊(車立)咁…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEL19q6LTVJ
丫，唔啱，中伏喇，係過山車啊！918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweQW5C902F
「哇~！丫~！」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIshhKMcf8
………918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAc6bUShDG
我心神都未定啫，架「過山車」就停低咗…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hoHZ6rjNx
「到達！仲有時間剩！」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpND07M5zGq
「俾個心理準備嚟都好丫，無端端好似玩過山車咁，嚇死人啊！」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLKZxt5zJ8
「衰仔，鳳初兄一早問你準備好未嫁啦，係你自己答準備好嘅。」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4HTAeGou6
我嬲嬲地真係想唔俾準備好一陣要俾佢嘅嘢佢。918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAUVURpNvv
「咦，嗰個女人…」阿公突然咁講。918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQYQ5FxAIq
「都投胎啦，仲諗住其他女人，你諗吓阿婆得唔得啊？」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJtNehdhHy
「咁似你阿婆嘅！」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcPNKLj6rC
「阿婆！？」我另轉頭一睇，我即刻就…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGjymwqIvq
喊咗出嚟，因為真係阿婆佢啊！我出發前，佢明明好地地嫁，點解…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwZJLiyZ5B
佢見到我哋，即刻就衝埋嚟…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnvZL4IfnO
「老嘢，終於趕得切搵到你喇！咦，孫仔，你做乜會喺度嫁，你又死咗啊？」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxfGQlfsgz
「阿婆啊，你做乜嘢啊？唔好玩啦，你明明身體健康嫁！」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxJLjpITQg
「傻仔，阿婆幾十歲，隨時都死得啦，咁啱你上機嗰日，我掛住你噃，跟住又諗起個老嘢抱你玩噃，再跟住咪擒上樓上想攞本舊相簿睇吓囉，點鬼知跣一跣腳就跌咗落地，仲磕爆咗個頭，咁就死咗喇！」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUBewpzq6I
點解死法都要同阿公一樣，仲有…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNAr8rN107
「阿媽阿爸喺電話唔同我講嘅？」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspbfcqS3Ct
「鬼知咩？想你玩得開心D，唔想你擔心掛。老嘢，我一落嚟就去註冊處搵你，見到你登記咗今日投胎，我使咗D錢，可以同你下世又一齊喇，哈哈！」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsNIIQkYo5
「哈哈哈，咁咪好囉！」阿公佢把口雖然咁應，但係我睇得出佢一副「下世又係你呀？悶唔悶D啊？」嘅款。918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5K0a7yOL6R
「好嘢！好嘢！」連小倩佢都癲埋一份，拍晒手好開心咁，痴情嘅人都係痴埋一堆嘅，唉…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayUtB2gunJ
我同阿公都係同病相憐…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qbPYQ4iar
「咦，嗰個女人…」「洋腸」突然咁講。918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5clDh1kZa8
「你又做咩啊？學我阿公講嘢！」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGCTj8ffSd
我另轉頭一睇，我吊！918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SZ9uGauBV
一隻青蛙，竟然裝扮到成個女人咁…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySbmw12LV4
「井底之蛙？」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdL7APlpkjN
佢行咗埋嚟…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0XsvyvLPq
「咦，洋腸？過咗兩世，終於見返你喇！上一世唔小心，跳咗入女人轉世處，而家我叫井邸芝娃，混血兒嚟嫁，靚唔靚呢？官邸個邸，芝士個芝，淫娃個娃？」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCG972WY420
咁嘅談吐，再靚都死啦，何況佢咁嘅樣，最攞命係…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVABRFnXB9
「好靚啊！唔知…我有冇機會同你交往呢？」「洋腸」竟然咁都講得出，唔好話識我啊！918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuXvgdTcew
「好喇！大波兄，係時候要入去喇，嗰邊隻出入境事務鬼催喇！」「光管陳」突然咁講。918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAr6HDZQ7cr
阿公同阿婆都想入去喇，但係…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTXiFJtJZ7
「咪住！」我大嗌。918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcIOFDHgAg
「衰仔，又做乜事啊？」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJylq59rGrs
「小倩，你跟住我做丫！」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qx3FUbmhw
我將我臨嚟呢度之前，喺廁所門口個茶几攞嘅…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW7Hevqmq3i
兩個茶包﹑兩個紙杯同一袋水喉水攞咗出嚟，之後跪低咗…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrGfkpALyl
「阿公﹑阿婆，飲茶丫！」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdal2CvTaQY
…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyTwFkTefS
「公公﹑婆婆，請飲茶。」小倩都跟住我做。918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cqVKqYuXI
「衰仔，乖…乖！」阿公同阿婆都喊住口咁接過我同小倩嘅茶，亦都飲咗一啖…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIOFlonZwR
「好甜…好甘甜啊，乖。」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1wnnNaBPn
「死喇，冇利是封添。」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbavr0A3q8
「我有！」「光管陳」又唔知邊度攞D利是封出嚟喇。918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyxh3zaZDm
不過，冇仲好過有，阿婆佢竟然封「冥想銀行」鈔票俾我，我真係…唉…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawFuNLSFmC
呢一刻，乜都算啦，總算完到佢哋心願，令佢哋笑住咁上路都好丫…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26p2fLVNWM
佢哋飲完杯茶，轉個身就上路喇…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMo9Bal5zR
唔知點解，我總係多愁善感到有D煩嘅，我耳邊又泛起一首歌喇…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJv9ateDgc
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(不要問 ~ 不要說 ~ 一切盡在不言中 ~)918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0lhGT03pX
(這一刻 ~ 偎著燭光 ~ 讓我們靜靜的渡過 ~)918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmN18ggc1JZ
(莫揮手 ~ 莫回頭 ~ 當我唱起這首歌 ~)918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXN0ehCfAyR
(怕只怕 ~ 淚水輕輕的滑落 ~)918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLBL39MvOO
(願心中永遠留著我的笑容 ~)918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1q8WzLLL8n
(伴你走過每一個春夏秋冬 ~)918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsl6jfcunl
我哋就係咁，睇住佢哋入咗「事務處」…918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0YsPnNqJh
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(傷離別 ~ 離別雖然在眼前 ~)918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jQEvnHjjX
(說再見 ~ 再見不會太遙遠 ~)918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHK0MCeRxll
(若有緣 ~ 有緣就能期待明天 ~)918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Gb2TDqUnk
(你和我重逢在燦爛的季節 ~)918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVesVfYZPeV
「公公﹑婆婆，再見喇！」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiUwhD6mYe
(待續)918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnuvvYTJwB
下集預告︰918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQgrroDhaH
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDeVcSQKAx
註腳︰首離別歌係張學友嘅《祝福》。918Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8W4MuWy86
