第093集 ~ 欣︰咁我試吓講少少波啦，最後仲會出現咗「佢」！？869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVuL32Gwe7
上次我講到喺陳老師同黃老師個房度見到條乾晒嘅屍…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMPplUYh46
我開頭仲以為係黃老師俾邪魔外道殺咗，仲將佢整成咁…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmgdpJxzpi
但係，原來佢幾衰啊 ！竟然整咗個陷阱嚟害我哋…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheuU0Z4V0v
好在，有陳老師喺度咋，唔係我哋成班人都中晒毒喇！869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPP0zrpgeLk
(細妹，放心啦，如果冇陳Sir，我哋都入唔到呢個房啦，又點會中毒呢！)869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2y9ag7cnGn
咁即係點啊？D毒…係想害陳老師？869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oIAsNeu8N
唉，我都唔理得咁多喇，總知呢度就因為陳老師而冇事喺啦。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzEFOaXQmN
但係…阿狗手上封信叫我哋…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjT8QXvVpF
「好！我哋就去「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」度會一會佢，睇吓佢攪得D乜都好！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuv1s5QvP9
去呢個足球場！？黃老師或者係個神秘人究竟想做咩呢？869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tByomUXjz
我擔心起嚟咪講囉︰—869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Hu8CHMhkC
「陳老師，「肥高人」我哋已經聯絡唔到，我有個朋友，佢都好犀利嫁，不如等埋佢先一齊先去丫，佢叫「白百龍」啊！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0YogZzdHH
但係，佢似乎唔係太鍾意「先生」佢，所以佢一句「唔使」，我就再冇問嚧。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfPQv39GLE
之後，大家都跟住陳老師佢出發去嗰個足球場。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2itJUAjhw
………869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfZn7hlSOd
而家，我哋班人有我﹑輝輝﹑家姐﹑袋袋﹑陳老師﹑阿明﹑小倩﹑阿狗﹑阿妮﹑荷瑪﹑洋腸﹑仲有…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCS8YijK1DR
「居居」都跟咗嚟，但係…點解好似唔見咗阿明公公嘅？869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7AMBQaS2p
我諗，頭先佢哋梗係去咗送公公佢上路喇，我記得喺地鐵度佢哋講過D咩投胎咁嫁。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIWbAWuaxq
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唔經唔覺，我哋都到咗球場喇，呢度就好似「鬼門關」咁…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Nop4PNtEa
唔知邊度嚟種感覺，覺得入到去，就好有可能返唔到出嚟咁，個心有D驚，有D怕啊。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUfUhMVh5o
門口又的確好配合咁，等我哋一入去，就「嘭」一聲閂埋咗…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmCHNs6Bar
我哋入到去…場內就有把廣播聲音叫我哋去更衣室，好似一早就等緊我哋嚟咁…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMliSifzgQB
仲唔單止咁，連球場出面都好嘈，睇嚟呢次…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71TdzbKb6t
我唔敢想像喇，我淨係捉緊輝輝隻手，跟住佢行。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVXY1mohzj
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「麗麗，呢度男更衣室嚟嫁，你唔係想跟埋入去呀？」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0hLdNnX6F
「袋袋」雖然咁樣同家姐講，但係我都真係好想跟埋去啊！869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyxIBhC5r3
得返我哋幾個女仔喺門口，好驚家嘛！好在…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8oug1boIt
「妹妹你哋四個唔好入住，我唔會閂更衣室呢道門，我帶頭行入去，你哋四個男仔排成人鍊慢慢行入嚟。」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzH6s02NWw
陳老師都總算錫住我哋。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rEXP3NbY5
我哋就係咁，排成一條人鍊，慢慢行入去…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEoLRZf2nb
我戰戰兢兢咁，唔敢四圍望，直至…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkpMmI6OAr
「哇！陳Sir！我啊！Kenny啊！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKYi65pP52
「係我哋啊！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7eYsBpwzK
咦，咁似輝輝朋友嘅聲嘅，但係我都唔敢行前去望，因為…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsPxUXZbHX
點知人哋有冇著衫褲噃。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8L3ggCpov
「唔好理啦，都唔係啊，係踢足球啊。」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJzX1ARk1a
我冇望，淨係一直揸住輝輝隻手，一邊聽佢哋講嘢，不過…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCDvtn1lvm
佢哋講嘢我都唔明嘅，呢度係足球場，當然係踢足球啦，講嘢都怪怪地嘅。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpo5SO2he71
「呢度有個窗口，你望完我哋對手個樣先講我諗會好D。」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nuyI750kt
輝輝扯住我行咗去窗口位，我亦都見到晒佢班朋友喇，原來都著好晒衫嘅…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22dDKji4LU
但係，我望返去輝輝度，點解佢個樣咁嘅？869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxKFCLybst
我跟住佢望嘅方向去望，而家…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7nl2OsKa8
原來足球場上面已經有一隊妖怪等緊輝輝佢哋開波，仲望晒上嚟添…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvVodR2Hsp
至於佢哋係咩樣，一陣落場先講啦，總之冇好嘢啦！869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeQRRzuvwl
「請香港代表隊出場！」場內突然廣播。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3iia2eJXq
「你哋恨到啦！做香港代表喇！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAJLlun1Ek
「睇完點啊，阿輝？」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlf9gOCIfan
「感覺還可以。」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahZ4NSdn6I
「你唔係覺得可以贏呀？」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0r7bsWkK92
「最多咪輸！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32RQFwlqzm
「你會唔會太天真啊？」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4kmnA1N4o
「同妖怪踢波同陪太子讀書一樣，伴君如伴虎啊！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Pj8zH1Gai
「邊有得贏丫！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96wOLSdw5E
「胖虎係咪即係技安啊？」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyDClCyvrb
「妖，你去死啦！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMebC6CZm88
「你哋換返正常裝先啦，我哋就去正正常常踢返場波囉！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBBnLNWv5A
「好~~~」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ev4ezvI4J
佢哋都冇嚟心機咁嚧。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZAdkijNKH
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsJe6Ncy2O
一隻小妖怪走咗入嚟，講嘢仲鬼死咁乞人憎！真係想打巴佢。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwS1kAgib0
不過，我冇咁做到，大家換返正常球衣就跟住呢隻乞人憎嘅小妖出場喇！869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrx23G6AvuQ
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「餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~ 餓呢~！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETGTIx6yhU
出到場，全場都咁叫，個感覺就好似一班餓鬼等住食我哋一樣。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKgiSw0SyE
呢個場好大，全場幾萬個座位滿晒，都係妖魔鬼怪…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLmR0sDOmI
我一望埋去，佢哋仲玩緊「鬼浪」…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACkmrDXziZ
我哋同後備球員一齊坐，輝輝就正選出場…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5TBf0Hmtu
但係呢D時候，係咪做後備好過正選呢？869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5jqvwSs3u
我坐低咗，就只有祈禱，同聽佢哋講嘢。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7QvwKsXGY
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWSBVZkgC4
阿明突然舉手。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0E4Z1nAJvB
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vsCPA2Go7
王老師望一望出面…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdorqpHOuU
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3St85rqY5
好似好勉勵咁，但係又好似推D學生去死咁，D老師總係做埋呢D嘢嘅。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolJE3bQAiP
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WOdlRIa6n
陳老師呢D叫做有承擔，佢呢D先係老師嚟家嘛！869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZH5mhPzaB0
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfYFuxgfeE
輝輝，好英啊！869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RdKWWqi1O
佢哋之後走咗入場…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaju0NVTnBo
(咇~~~！)869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFhdwIPRnH
開波喇！小心啊！輝輝！869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzqc4ZrWbN
對手先開波，一開波，有隻好似鴨咁嘅妖怪就一腳抽射，仲大嗌︰—869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcD9odz1XMj
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWJfeGEzUY
力量好強大啊！個波就好似炮彈咁！但係…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dxCULOEmt
點解佢向上踢嘅？869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2tkPHShpL
我雖然唔係好識踢波啫，不過都知個波係要射入龍門先有分啦。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdJmW8cEag
全場球員﹑球證，就連球迷都望晒上天，好虔誠咁祈求個波會跌返落嚟…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dfXtqQpRw
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唔經唔覺已經5分鐘喇，個波仲未跌返落嚟囉…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dnW04aq5P
咦，係個波啊！跌返落嚟喇，但係…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKK5j8kN0c
(咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！咔勒~！)869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFSykA9lsx
全場突然傳嚟一大堆咁嘅聲！咩事呢？我見到…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvLUALkYnt
一個妖怪嘅頭碌咗喺我腳邊…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIkqvutnre
原來係大家條頸望上去太耐喇，好多妖怪條頸都硬咗…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt16Rnrwp2r
見到個波一跌落嚟，成班都望返落嚟，點知…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWcIck2jeh
連條頸都斷埋，個頭甩咗落嚟…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVWWSHu7Zl
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT35vhLyFvo
(嘭~！)869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlZkx21Lkw
個波又俾隻鴨妖射咗上太空，大家又唯有望返上去繼續祈禱…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7bAZBCxSL
我好心咪執起頭先喺我腳邊嘅頭幫佢望返上去囉…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiujKgF3ngx
佢哋就繼續望住個波，我冇乜興趣咪同…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiLh6cwKvT
連小倩﹑阿妮同家姐都望咗上天，我唯有同荷瑪傾啦。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYncWNh14Bh
「足球比賽咁悶，點解D男仔咁鍾意睇波嘅？」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7wNt6jfMI
「睇波唔係關鍵，佢哋最鍾意係D女仔問佢哋呢樣嘢，之後喺女仔面前威！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7Rrb0mc7n
「邊樣嘢啊？」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchs12imzxL
「你知唔知越位係咩丫？」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFmGxylhdX
「我知，我知，身體好多，噤落去痹痹地嘅！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOgKNabWXA
「唔係身體D穴位，係足球術語，越位啊！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdOXe3r4fA
「超越個越呀？我諗…過咗唔知邊位咁囉！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLkBZAL3b0
「嗱！呢，見唔見到龍門旁邊有條線啊！出咗條線咪越位囉！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmlWoCYu0U
「嘩，荷瑪，你好叻啊！」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6ruv4GRp9
「梗係唔係，過咗禁區條線先啱啊！」阿妮講。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyuE3RNfvV
「好似唔係，好似係小禁區條線先啱。」小倩講。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AKU8Fp3mU
「你哋都唔識嘅，係過咗對手條最後防線啊！」家姐講。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAP7UhmMXl
「家姐，你好叻啊！但係…最後防線喺邊嫁？」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdBgWOJazl
「Eee…守龍門嗰個人就係喇！」家姐再解。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1EW5diEgB
「哦~！」「哦~！」「哦~！」我哋三個女仔都表示明白晒。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK340s6xvqt
「無錯！就係咁喇，D男人就係鍾意問到你唔識，之後講到幾頭頭是道咁樣，喺你面前威威，佢哋成日睇波都係等你哋問呢個問題咋。」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkexc17zWf
「唔該晒你啊，荷瑪，下次我都扮唔識，問吓輝輝佢，等佢威吓先。」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RIrZcraAq
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」家姐大嗌。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hni1QnEyn
「唔知會唔會又踢返上去呢？」小倩講。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoodE6YoHvc
「條頸有D攰喇！」阿妮講。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5nJrIjKgw
「再踢返上去，我就忍唔住衝出去殺死佢嫁喇！」家姐再講。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHsnN3JdkQ
「妖怪朋友！你做乜嘢啊？」我問個妖怪頭。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkfgq1V6TN
「俾你哋頭先嘅對話激死咗啦。」陳老師突然咁講。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGBnWLmWh6
至於出面…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4K5zKQVVO
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOz7vLqHNj
………869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0vjXP7Bvs
突然，全場靜晒，因為…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAldTeDE48
「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻鴨妖，冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvXDSg1x86
我都唔記得咗介紹敵方球員添，無錯「酒吞童子」就係敵方嘅隊長。869Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmwlo55GPV
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