第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先，等我入波啦！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNNrD8Hbhu
(幾時追返我條時間線啊？！)713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMCHmaJu7u
「係喇！係喇！而家咪追囉！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHZM15PIh4
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阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我，我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlfTEWmzhu
(又話追？！)713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19oZjGB62i
「咁我最多都係跑啫，唔係跳丫嘛，點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫！最多咪講快D囉！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKeWChzbZR
(咁你快D啦！)713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNdPrij2Hi
OK，講返喺地府呢邊先…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuWp0lEuoJ
阿公阿婆俾咗封利是我哋就走咗，喺呢個時候…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gA8ScHLqH
當然係第一時間拆利是啦！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeccqGgkajI
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇，上集都有講，冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅！不過，阿公…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfxLXUC2wc
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封，唔會係報紙呱…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANl5ELeCGH
如果係，我肯定…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvlqgPVEe4
唉，都係算啦，睇吓佢俾乜嘢我先…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsXD3Nui9Z
「吓！？聖經箴言！？敬畏耶和華是知識的開端！？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9Tvyx4mVx
我無奈到唔識講嘢，但係…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTjFQ5LzWT
咦，後面有堆字噃！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6a39ywHhAN
有一大段嘢，因為太多字，所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJO1f1Zm6R
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人，終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwOyC6TtcE
佢自創咗一套神功，翻雲﹑覆雨﹑飛天﹑遁地﹑爆烈五式…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguYrb8BKZS
希望我可以參透其中奧秘，用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪，但係…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv612WbjTWD
我頂！唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦，臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁，仲化化地添，點睇啊？713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6sIAB19Obk
唉，阿公真係…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuR2OreLijv
咁我即係唔使學啦！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Xbp6a70gj
「翻雲之絕技，聚氣如雲海，蕩漾於懷中，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGnKdfkL36
我頂！扮乜嘢啫，文筆又差噃，係喇喎，得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩！？713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sJjqCpcfd
不過，「光管陳」竟然睇得到，唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅？713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDnqS3fDhr
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlh5T0cszOn
「陳Sir，你係咪都睇到晒啊？可唔可以幫我整理返啊？咁撩草，我睇唔到啊。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCyg69DGLH
「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅，就好好教吓你啦。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYmif821hQ
「覆雨之絕技，聚氣如水流，蕩漾於雙掌，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMm296NBGA1
「飛天之絕技，聚氣如流雲，蕩漾於腦海，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡso7OCHeYgq
「遁地之絕技，聚氣如水泥，蕩漾於雙足，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2K3UIhcx5r
「爆烈之絕技，聚氣如流火，蕩漾於雙拳，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZReS48Biv
好心啦！抄都抄得好D丫，改幾隻字就算，揸流攤，冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJnUSTFnri
「係咁多，大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅，但係…佢咁樣就叫人學，我…真係不敢恭維。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagmk6RyK8R
唉，連「光管陳」都咁講，都係返去人間先算把啦…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb253mat5C0
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返到去之後，大家緊張咗一輪，因為乜事？阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6XoUkc1xd
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」，沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGi5kKsoSR
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入到球場，有把聲叫我哋去更衣室，我咪跟大隊去囉…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUzpSMKJnG
入到更衣室，去見到返晒成班死仔，佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁，想點啊？713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUm4cu1nzD
不過，佢哋都平安無事就好喇，連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Fx8XEfIAp
係唔見咗「黃仔」，話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwmTZ3sK6b
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93yPojMSt8
陪「鬼王」踢波？贏輸都死啦！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTg0s0gTTFW
之後，阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDT1ZwZ93ai
我都跟埋去睇吓，點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnA8qrYlkZ
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」，但係…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3P7GrI8le
佢哋得十隻人咋喎，扮晒嘢想讓賽啊？定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢？713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHiSNaDgjG
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvE1TtCR0y6
一隻小妖怪入咗嚟，仲鬼死咁樣衰。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLUhCDh0Rl
但係，我哋都冇得選擇啦，肉隨砧板上，咪唯有跟佢出場囉…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQQCu5PC0S
沿途，我行咗去後面問咗阿張一D事…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIYcMsaDLs
「校長佢點啊？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYO5gGaY1V
「冇咩事，不過要留院觀察囉，可能你畢業佢都未出得院！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqELWp1dFk
「咁就好喇！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkeLDqX2HV
(…)713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKgagarM1K
「丫，我意思係佢冇事就好喇！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgetPNFynm
之後，我行返前去最前面…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tuiRarsv6
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nTYDAoAya
「咁贏咗呢？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbObeKWy8uF
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02pVwhpNGw
佢真係乞人憎到呢…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvOtkPGG7B
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知，出到球場，我終於忍唔住手喇…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLOOxmi54E
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」，我就…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8Fydq86iL
「九字護身法，收！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbNZ02zd43
「天馬行空！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXKpHWLAxM
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度，串柒柒丫嗱！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡga84AwcxhE
「救命啊！救命啊！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3z9qVBENo
掛好咗佢，我就跟返埋大家度，大家準備出場…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYfUFtjaqS
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWexZQKn5zS
佢都真係戇過阿狗，當我傻架？713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllaPu0MjgS
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2dVBs1rDg
好在，佢都識做…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DUoBpButI
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnyeVwaUFh
不過佢把死人烏鴉口，真係乞人憎，真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MXj6HyLfO
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvLbvHJjf7
好啊！好啊！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrB5MpX5k7e
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NIj0vsCaS
我頂！死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊？！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzyhrb2vL2
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場，行返埋後防線…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTesvUTTdKX
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(咇~~~！)713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIciLvTdVp
一開波，對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vEa32WrWi
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到，我咪四圍望吓囉…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡam7lWlsQJC
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩？我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUcR3Ly6WV
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到，好似石化咗咁…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsuWd37teo
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP36JTyuuQ2
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgcvMoee8B
咦，我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigNcpY7QZj
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qmxIgOGLh
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWILCJF39Us
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突然，全場靜晒，因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10PYEjkBOs
冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNuvTMfw9q
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SMg9banzz
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ703ydhnpak
「你邊位啊？喺我地頭博我嘴，你係咪唔想活啊？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXVtzZrrlF
嘩，呢個球證都算沙噗喇，「鬼王」都串…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtGnXMDuQ9
「世界最佳光頭球證，哥，連，拿！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uPpYisk9M
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wGOtmc4Ww
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋，但係…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8BTZ3weKP
「傻佬明，波啊！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBfpHbqKFx
阿輝突然叫我，我先見到個波就喺我腳邊，我…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpMdRscvGo
呆咗唔夠半秒，即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9QnV0BW0e
「七旋斬！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tYux86ozi
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該！)713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndCiS2qnbS
個波靚到丫！傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORC9zc91yW
「阿狗！接波！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FfhbllkXH
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1G1naacxw
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJ1ZGYqSur
「百米九秒九！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxY4T08tSq2
佢真係跑得超快，而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiv6qooRY0M
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsiyTBY8e1
嘩，個波好勁啊！睇嚟要入喇！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhS0g55cza
(咇~~~！)713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOPnZeRREs
YEAH，入咗喇！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmjrKqJlmD
「入球冇效！」哥連拿講。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMceDma4xzm
「冇效！？點解啊？」阿輝問。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYe2ZAf465V
「越位。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECa65yVXBn
「越位？！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVIfyKNMTl
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」阿輝問。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVilnMXOxvy
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhWkfaTAWH
場面一片混亂…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJZ55w4ife
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIcHBDUHE3
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過，話時話，點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢？713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYs6aVt2mKO
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友，佢因為頭先俾球證串，所以仲發緊脾氣;1713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMt1yrJKVhk
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去，我係佢老母，就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhaz1tURIs
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4aPPY3MOXn
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿，竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1LJjd0oIN
睇嘢啦！阿公嘅絕技，加上我嘅創意…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaSxjyYnJl
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmiUsKevFl
嘩，我個波勁到我自己都唔信，成個火球咁飛埋去，睇嚟入緊喇！713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXp9WundeiD
(嘭~！)713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGgyNLX3kx
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjy8pwqT9YR
原來，佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」，佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvmwQ2eZb2
個波仲…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9vz4aU6Oo
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8dOPRqb93
「金，翅，仆，佳，鳥！」713Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOl3IaTEMb5
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