第094集 ~ 明︰插隊先，等我入波啦！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2IGy75OvEK
(幾時追返我條時間線啊？！)779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZt1nCpOKDC
「係喇！係喇！而家咪追囉！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutYbotnk7i
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阿公阿婆終於真正離開咗我，我好開心可以睇住佢哋笑住咁離開…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJs8QfjkpP
(又話追？！)779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjC8PFYUBSV
「咁我最多都係跑啫，唔係跳丫嘛，點可以一跳就跳到去球場嗰邊啫！最多咪講快D囉！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNkSW8jUQJ
(咁你快D啦！)779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRO5YHxnbzj
OK，講返喺地府呢邊先…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wvd0Ad1hb
阿公阿婆俾咗封利是我哋就走咗，喺呢個時候…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuJJSdZnMy
當然係第一時間拆利是啦！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIg8VEkPYs
阿婆嘅就唔睇喇，上集都有講，冥想銀行D錢嚟嘅！不過，阿公…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgJ9KfPb5j
頭先佢好似鬼鬼鼠鼠咁入咗張紙仔入去利是封，唔會係報紙呱…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkxJZ57fjR
如果係，我肯定…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGhhGE07I4
唉，都係算啦，睇吓佢俾乜嘢我先…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4NNt8rIgP
「吓！？聖經箴言！？敬畏耶和華是知識的開端！？」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPG4Wamq2mM
我無奈到唔識講嘢，但係…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfUcr4YQTH
咦，後面有堆字噃！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREklDBdagB
有一大段嘢，因為太多字，所以我唔全部講出嚟喇…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CgL2zQvz6
大概係話阿公佢自己學道術學咗大半世人，終於可以唔用道具就可以對付鬼怪…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiltgGmsR9e
佢自創咗一套神功，翻雲﹑覆雨﹑飛天﹑遁地﹑爆烈五式…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIbbGDDA0K
希望我可以參透其中奧秘，用佢哋嚟對付妖魔鬼怪，但係…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iqBSVzX91
我頂！唔夠位就搵張大D嘅紙啦，臨尾D嘢寫到一舊雲咁，仲化化地添，點睇啊？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdPSDR52lj
唉，阿公真係…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJVVzL6tVR
咁我即係唔使學啦！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49KEpOxNfo
「翻雲之絕技，聚氣如雲海，蕩漾於懷中，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」「光管陳」讀出嚟。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKjw9ZL0TG
我頂！扮乜嘢啫，文筆又差噃，係喇喎，得嗰三十隻字就可以練成神功咩！？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdrbpyVIyb
不過，「光管陳」竟然睇得到，唔通做老師嘅真係對眼利D嘅？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLdec0eYQG
估唔到佢睇中文都掂噃。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGQwEnvs39
「陳Sir，你係咪都睇到晒啊？可唔可以幫我整理返啊？咁撩草，我睇唔到啊。」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBzJQykBf9
「見係大波兄留俾你個衰仔嘅，就好好教吓你啦。」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8NJdzOnvZ
「覆雨之絕技，聚氣如水流，蕩漾於雙掌，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPG8nbAeupz
「飛天之絕技，聚氣如流雲，蕩漾於腦海，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbLDIv9lTs
「遁地之絕技，聚氣如水泥，蕩漾於雙足，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRTTu0bAqn
「爆烈之絕技，聚氣如流火，蕩漾於雙拳，以自身之靈，喚自身之氣，使力勁發揮。」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzYOyeY5PG
好心啦！抄都抄得好D丫，改幾隻字就算，揸流攤，冇心機就唔好學人自創神功啦！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWns37fyKX
「係咁多，大波兄D招式真係…佢自己用都唔錯嘅，但係…佢咁樣就叫人學，我…真係不敢恭維。」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHexiJtdYY8
唉，連「光管陳」都咁講，都係返去人間先算把啦…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAz9Z5Wuj5s
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返到去之後，大家緊張咗一輪，因為乜事？阿輝同阿欣都講得好清楚啦。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtHMqcZuPT
我哋之後齊人就出發去咗「大阪市長居陸上足球競技場」，沿途我都真係傻吓傻吓咁諗吓阿公留低嘅廢話。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdxl8Yb1Mx
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入到球場，有把聲叫我哋去更衣室，我咪跟大隊去囉…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteDlQ42vVQ
入到更衣室，去見到返晒成班死仔，佢哋成隊「疾風無敵銀堡壘」咁，想點啊？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFiOxTXCqr
不過，佢哋都平安無事就好喇，連王Sir同鐵拳都喺度…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSX6MMhhmLG
係唔見咗「黃仔」，話佢同呢件事冇關都冇人信啦。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5mySDNYy4
「鬼王話要我哋同佢隊波踢一場喎。」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXB4e9PlPT
陪「鬼王」踢波？贏輸都死啦！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmArlV31oFw
之後，阿輝走咗去窗口睇落球場度…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4H8pBYEyEX
我都跟埋去睇吓，點知原來一堆鬼怪已經喺場上面等緊我哋落去開波…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCeJIFRJ7v
其中一隻仲要係「酒吞童子」，但係…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6CNepN1Di
佢哋得十隻人咋喎，扮晒嘢想讓賽啊？定係有隻嘢係隱形嘅呢？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvk7qHqnKZ
「你哋好，我係負責帶你哋出去…嘻嘻…死嫁！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhu19SV73gr
一隻小妖怪入咗嚟，仲鬼死咁樣衰。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMbcKtZv9U
但係，我哋都冇得選擇啦，肉隨砧板上，咪唯有跟佢出場囉…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdLzrdiP1e
沿途，我行咗去後面問咗阿張一D事…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0u93jACXW
「校長佢點啊？」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLDr0ewX9w
「冇咩事，不過要留院觀察囉，可能你畢業佢都未出得院！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71bc7h9NA6
「咁就好喇！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZZelVrE6d
(…)779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0lfsOwN5e
「丫，我意思係佢冇事就好喇！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMYugDCwWU
之後，我行返前去最前面…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzBCs657LZ
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」隻樣衰鬼咁講。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKv30322W38
「咁贏咗呢？」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYqe4QHLhO
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcGAUz6tfj
佢真係乞人憎到呢…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4n1ljpGLGn
呢件事我哋冇俾D女仔知，出到球場，我終於忍唔住手喇…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4kWaEdqRZ
聽住「餓呢餓呢餓呢餓呢」，我就…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABMZIstmtf
「九字護身法，收！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vG6KI1UxD
「天馬行空！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqXgTXY8K9
將佢掛咗喺天幕個頂度，串柒柒丫嗱！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnaeROeMc4
「救命啊！救命啊！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOSD8R9CPz
掛好咗佢，我就跟返埋大家度，大家準備出場…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQ4oO1rYMZ
「踢法照舊，穩守突擊，由Kenny策動攻勢，阿明你負責釘死人哋前鋒…」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluvCPADlUh
佢都真係戇過阿狗，當我傻架？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGInxnRlid
「王Sir，唔釘得唔得啊？你睇吓隻妖怪個樣，好似想食人咁款，你叫我跟住佢？」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BymcTi981
好在，佢都識做…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPpq9RKTNw
「咁算啦！大家自由發揮，唔死就好喇，出場啦！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgXihX9z0J
不過佢把死人烏鴉口，真係乞人憎，真係想掛埋佢喺天幕個頂度…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfJEKGLLnG
「王Sir，D鬼怪應該唔介意我哋用邊十一人出場嘅，不如，我都出埋場丫！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmVVLMNuIi
好啊！好啊！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHA9d5emeii
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoGroxIeT9
我頂！死人阿輝扮咩蟹啊？！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ajT2rG2nr
唉 ~ 我唯有無奈地出咗場，行返埋後防線…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejqW6ukooe
………779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TJlwafpJ3
(咇~~~！)779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rRbUqPJh4
一開波，對面隻「傻鴨」就一腳射咗個波上天…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNuOsXBETk
見個波俾佢射到連一點都見唔到，我咪四圍望吓囉…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPjXmscBVM
唔通咁戇膠膠住自己條頸向上望咩？我望到原來除咗我哋四個主角…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQIatr6eCR
其他同學都俾「酒吞童子」D妖氣壓抑到郁唔到，好似石化咗咁…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEcctxUpOf
我見仲有時間咪繼續參透吓阿公嘅廢話囉！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFtBH5wOe4
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」「傻鴨」又再射咗個波上天。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcvoLIZklL
咦，我好似參透到D嘢喇喎…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbgEuoNWTM
「喂，個波跌返落嚟喇！」欣家姐嗌到全場都聽到。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktK4dhRPHe
「哇丫！波啊！天上地下唯我獨…」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRG5aJgwfHr
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突然，全場靜晒，因為「酒吞童子」佢一啖食咗隻「傻鴨」…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpe6YEa9FpW
冇人，亦都冇妖怪敢出聲…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBaNRdoFP4
「浪費咗我足足十幾分鐘，唔食咗你真係難消我心頭之恨。叫第二個出場！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44zXZE00fp
「冇球員離場，唔可以俾第二個出場！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimD3hgrnBI
「你邊位啊？喺我地頭博我嘴，你係咪唔想活啊？」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwYpjC58BJ
嘩，呢個球證都算沙噗喇，「鬼王」都串…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZJhj4XNnf
「世界最佳光頭球證，哥，連，拿！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVAKMI8eCz
佢講到好似光頭就大晒咁。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvbUBJpnpf
大家都呆咗咁望住咗佢哋，但係…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdbHokTSKP
「傻佬明，波啊！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnTIpt0Vw8
阿輝突然叫我，我先見到個波就喺我腳邊，我…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OwSGnUVeN
呆咗唔夠半秒，即刻就用我嘅必殺技傳個波俾阿輝…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2S9RLp6Hp
「七旋斬！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhXNCBf3EB
(唔好扮碧咸呀唔該！)779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZ2jQ1sFF0
個波靚到丫！傳到正一正俾走咗去底線嘅阿輝…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyEoyn21Yd
「阿狗！接波！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLW0eSfEbXw
阿輝即刻就彈個波去娥眉月位…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQahENGVEz
「喪狗」亦都使出佢嘅必殺技…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDzOFhbNc8
「百米九秒九！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYMIPUVb1e
佢真係跑得超快，而家仲變埋妖狐去射呢腳波添…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXUTHWIqpz
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxxU1uiIZo
嘩，個波好勁啊！睇嚟要入喇！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYO9mQXdIN
(咇~~~！)779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZOkwxjwBf
YEAH，入咗喇！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItVtM32Bdc
「入球冇效！」哥連拿講。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVcYn7VpEp
「冇效！？點解啊？」阿輝問。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTZlXVcEU9
「越位。」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBLyRVSAM5
「越位？！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCipVGkTcl
「你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」阿輝問。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPd20BkUkRU
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」阿欣衝咗出嚟講。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KccyqZjuU
場面一片混亂…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPHQTwkkOt
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BWp7dH3g9
對面個「龍門」其實冇出現過，話時話，點解頭先我唔直接射入去呢？779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyhuDRUdto
「酒吞童子」果然係小朋友，佢因為頭先俾球證串，所以仲發緊脾氣;1779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTCsCIyWvM
好唔忿氣咁訓喺地下度扭來扭去，我係佢老母，就一刀斬死佢個死人仔。779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVoDjdDEHf
罰球由佢哋後衛隻「豬蘿」開出…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwotZ7ERyN
「豬蘿」果然豬蘿，竟然開咗個波俾未返後場嘅我…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCAsa2KCcJ
睇嘢啦！阿公嘅絕技，加上我嘅創意…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOMfv7QWhq
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWf4eE1SZJ
嘩，我個波勁到我自己都唔信，成個火球咁飛埋去，睇嚟入緊喇！779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZHI9MWNgE
(嘭~！)779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfKXRIxsME
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4gB51u5N3
原來，佢哋「龍門」係隻「石牆妖怪」，佢突然喺地下衝上嚟擋住咗我個波…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxn0xcixKB
個波仲…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3pMo2BLIs
飛返咗去我哋嗰邊個龍門度啊…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AVs9sHU03
「金，翅，仆，佳，鳥！」779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYH2v3X1Ag
(待續)779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GrK9b8DYh
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「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…779Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cA8WF46fU
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