第095集 ~ 輝︰得鬼咩你，「大咀」都領埋嘢添啊！708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vMO5GzrdE
俾個傻佬明早咗我一步出文添，今集補返先。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjEY30ofXD
上次我咪講到我望落樓下嘅…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztZlJlMkXu
我見到下面望上嚟嘅D鬼怪個款…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8DXd3O9Kn
咪又係咁，一堆奇奇怪怪嘅樣囉！708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIKbkQoiCU
之後，一隻小妖入咗嚟帶我哋落球場…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hiJLUNIrX
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwpwppoPu4
「咁贏咗呢？」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDxZwDNsAa
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQC2BrQC0d
呢樣嘢，暫時唔可以俾欣欣佢哋D女仔知，廢事佢哋太擔心啦。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gjlN3WXc7
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落到球場，阿明就攞隻小妖嚟發洩…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbvJYlSNeP
王Sir就廢噏一輪，「光管陳」就想請纓幫手…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtnr0HGA7F
但係如果佢都出埋場，咁邊個理D女仔同小動物啊？708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvH1rwU5n6
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqkpJ8w8aq
我之後轉個身就跑咗出場，準備開波，橫死掂死，踢返場好波先算啦！708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBQM1jEAU8
對面隻…佢有髻嫁，應係係鵝，隻「傻鵝」一腳就踢咗個波上天…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZbHoX2O0I
我就襯有時間…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Pkdu4H1R3
跑咗出場去個廁所先，原來自己忍咗好耐都唔記得咗添。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOjGG7QINI
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我行到去男廁，好快咁就去完噓噓，諗住經過更衣室就走啦，點知…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoC6hWaUXCO
聽到有D聲，咪行去睇吓囉，我見到…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLdRUmjkLw
「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXRnXA33f7
會俾綁住嘅？708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspekmIabDb
「黃Sir，做乜嘢你喺度嫁？」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRMSvgePCH
「一言難盡喇，你幫我鬆綁先啦！」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6NHKaaXtS
「鬆綁！？你自己綁住自己架？」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiexd7naiHu
「唔係啊！」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tsmoavpEy
「你玩緊SM？」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0DxX0ohx3
「唔係啊！」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDOlGtex0R
「你唔講清楚，我唔敢幫你啊！」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5rstWRPB7
「我頭先俾佢哋捉咗之後，我一直祈禱，點知佢哋就捉咗我嚟呢度喇！」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkCQBDUEK8
「咁你繼續祈禱啦！我信天主會打救你嫁！」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfr7JoD0VB
因為我認定咗佢係「北轍」，佢係壞人，點知佢會唔會陰我嫁？所以…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZJdyYTcvP
我冇理佢就走咗，好似有D衰呀可？不過，我都係走咗返入球場…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5XRn1OmRT
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一返到場就見到個波喺阿明腳邊…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsl91AWkZIU
「傻佬明，波啊！」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCW7ksqYFT
佢總算醒返，即刻就大腳傳個波俾我，我望一望旁邊…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMI3FIKw7c8
先發現原來所有人同鬼都呆住咁睇緊「鬼王」同個光頭球證理論…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxypTk53knj
真係死蠢！早知叫阿明直射入網啦，但係唔錯都錯咗囉，所以我唯有修正返啦…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuE4WJrW85h
「阿狗！接波！」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fYP7GajF1
我即刻就傳個走位波俾阿狗…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUVstrJeVu
好在，阿狗真係跑得超快，佢仲用埋「妖狐」嘅靈力去射呢腳波添…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyua92N5KE6
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfvFNZQniB
個波好勁，仲「嚓」一聲入埋添，但係…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJo23B1EQyP
光頭球證話入球冇效喎，我咪上前理論囉…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3ar29M0nm
「冇效！？點解啊？」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEpzNjIK0R
「越位。」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeUDMJnGlR
「越位？！你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡim1iLF7EwE
佢竟然話我「越位」，我已經嬲嫁喇，點知…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaC9S6H6ENl
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYze3WtrVcF
欣欣唔知做乜鬼嘢，好似撞邪咁衝咗出嚟講，攪到我幾死尷尬啊。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJSFNLi7dJ
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」呢句係光頭佬講嫁，唔關我事。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYNXCaDQOP
罰球由隻「豬精」開出…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9rxXOT8g3
「豬精」果然係豬D嘅，竟然開咗個波俾阿明…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oWtDH1a6N
阿明呢次醒喇！即刻就射門…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuxvOFcEHd
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguADp4COWX
嘩，呢招？！唔通佢公公傳授咗D乜嘢俾佢？708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9B1XvJMLU
佢個波好勁，成個火球咁飛埋去，但係…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneLJqW9MWF
「嘭」一聲，好陰濕啊！對面個「龍門」竟然係隻「石牆妖怪」…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7j0oENRCh
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRbSX1saMv
「咁我哋點入波啊？」我嗌。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSHJTXS1dd
「真係要諗諗計。」阿狗講。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFOiGIqsiZ
「救返個波先啦！入我哋嗰邊喇！」「大袋」講。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9143blO8Vl
個波直飛返去我哋嗰邊個龍門度…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2bzQ4RlVC
好在，「嘭」一聲，又彈返出去…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLa1hxo5CAe
因為有硬化咗嘅「大咀」個嘴頂咗咋，而家…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2vA2R279c
佢已經唔係「大咀」，而係「大爆咀」。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVrcIHNMsr
個波彈返出去之後，力量已經減弱咗好多，而家去咗…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmH4k48wAPz
喺個地度扭來扭去嘅「鬼王」度！？708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb09vKgBvSy
(咇~~~~~！)「手球！黃牌！」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tg1xqjTZn
「哈哈哈哈~~~！」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAHO9oagp3
全場喪笑，我哋D人邊敢笑佢傻仔丫，笑得最大聲係佢旁邊隻「半羊人」咋。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SiJkTFKTx
「好好笑呀可？」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovUDsM58Gg
「鬼王」起返身仲一啖就食埋隻「半羊人」…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWL4hX1cxP2
而家，佢哋九打我哋十一，仲攞咗張黃牌，表面上我哋好有利…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DJNMSH9TZ
但事實上係從來都冇利…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKdgdjyPJ6
好在，我望一望個鐘，原來都差唔多過咗三十分鐘喇，一定要捱到啊！708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGV7yUi09o
咦，我發現咗樣嘢…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4tASwnkV4
我哋唔贏又唔輸，和咪得囉，最起碼佢少個籍口殺我哋丫，頂得幾耐得幾耐啦！708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvfmnS73aT
「大袋」開出罰球…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamp7xwzYBF
我頂！佢條友係咪傻嫁，俾咗個波唔識郁嘅「阿華」…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKmIPlhfDE
對手一隻「紅髮青椒」行前去攞咗個波就傳俾「鬼王」…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdqYAmq7lR
「大王，請射球。」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYqKQkMwe9
「我踢波使你教？」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfH7jSNQdh1
「係嘅，係嘅。」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdb9yBXbcN
個波一到「鬼王」腳，佢就…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOCXPgmRTF
「唔玩喇，我要入波啊！」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdA7QpbkxK
「鬼王硬射！」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZw86A2UAG
「嘭」一聲，個波射出一條活性乳酸菌光線…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YewtFVIHT
佢根本唔係「硬射」，係「顏射」至真…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYBqPllaZe
佢射到…「大爆咀」佢…個頭爆血，仲重傷倒地…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhsXqiHYno
(咇~~~！)「入球！」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xFCH5KMe2
入波咪入波囉，使唔使專登整傷人啊？佢擺明係要射傷「大爆咀」嫁！708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQFEi7sFb9
我見到佢咁做，我真係無名火起…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOCF32Q7aR
「輝，唔好咁嬲住。」「大袋」講。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsAxneCDSs
「而家雖然輸緊一比零，但係我哋先去睇吓「大爆咀」先丫。」阿明講。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWxpspH0B5
「睇嚟我哋要入波喇，我哋就射穿佢道牆啦！」阿狗講。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIGdmOCLWo
「射穿牆！？」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YNdun9x9H
呢個時候，場外傳嚟…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGriFZbOcH
「香港代表隊門將受咗傷啊，睇嚟會換出另一個門將代替喇！」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8qdboIkVG
呢個人一講完，「鬼王」唔順氣就即刻衝咗出去理論。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvZOgRAtRe
「我頭先冇得換人，佢哋都唔可以換人！」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7w7fYiGgcV
「車，換唔換人又唔係我決定嘅，我講波嫁喳嘛，你夠膽咪去問哥連拿囉，我食支煙唔好！」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6xYxjcUcB
「你明知我淆佢底，你叫我問佢，你貴寶號啊？」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdk5jA6bhd
淆底淆到出晒面都唔止，仲要出埋口…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBFvRvJUh6
你都算天下第一人喇，學乜人做「鬼王」啊？708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlBP8X58aW
(人不要面，天下無敵啊啊啊！)708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjW4X2pgrf
「後生D人就叫我倉魚或者重炮，你俾面嘅可以叫我阿叔，我叫…」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYbHJtu05U
「林，尚，義！」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWfj1SRHzg
(待續)708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAa1vjNZnB
下集預告︰708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoHsaU5SoJ
一個熟悉嘅身影喺我後面行出嚟…708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0p0w6TxM2
「請換入我！」708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrHs67IhXq
註腳︰708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Qxv9e9bjS
林尚義 — 唔多解釋，睇開波嘅人一定識佢，如佢所講，大家都叫佢阿叔嘅，以前踢香港甲組，花名重炮，佢可以話係香港最出名嘅講波佬。708Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjGqmOzgQ5
