第095集 ~ 輝︰得鬼咩你，「大咀」都領埋嘢添啊！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1chKofxudt
俾個傻佬明早咗我一步出文添，今集補返先。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7eZ6Jdp8w
上次我咪講到我望落樓下嘅…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3gfaBnOdq
我見到下面望上嚟嘅D鬼怪個款…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRh74GH0F6
咪又係咁，一堆奇奇怪怪嘅樣囉！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNCmqx46IF
之後，一隻小妖入咗嚟帶我哋落球場…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqnJiXGVeD
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEADFZ6RHL
「咁贏咗呢？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2IAmoiPzz
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2wtDW3Tvd
呢樣嘢，暫時唔可以俾欣欣佢哋D女仔知，廢事佢哋太擔心啦。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeuhIMLq4g
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落到球場，阿明就攞隻小妖嚟發洩…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESvQeIqmrs
王Sir就廢噏一輪，「光管陳」就想請纓幫手…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUz4GrhFRke
但係如果佢都出埋場，咁邊個理D女仔同小動物啊？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi45VRoCOXY
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBewmWAUfiA
我之後轉個身就跑咗出場，準備開波，橫死掂死，踢返場好波先算啦！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Exyg6LKJo
對面隻…佢有髻嫁，應係係鵝，隻「傻鵝」一腳就踢咗個波上天…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojb835hArE
我就襯有時間…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8Za6e6EOP
跑咗出場去個廁所先，原來自己忍咗好耐都唔記得咗添。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡft4z12uZa6
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我行到去男廁，好快咁就去完噓噓，諗住經過更衣室就走啦，點知…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0c0dsVbfa
聽到有D聲，咪行去睇吓囉，我見到…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCp8XQsEmGK
「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonM43gBX4n
會俾綁住嘅？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Fc5mulip5
「黃Sir，做乜嘢你喺度嫁？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNQpUgE6Oj
「一言難盡喇，你幫我鬆綁先啦！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTvC0imrTd
「鬆綁！？你自己綁住自己架？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9S5A2Zvbx
「唔係啊！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jXGCkgK4K
「你玩緊SM？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7cY7mVy2T
「唔係啊！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZoZkzG5Q0
「你唔講清楚，我唔敢幫你啊！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxX61GsaIw
「我頭先俾佢哋捉咗之後，我一直祈禱，點知佢哋就捉咗我嚟呢度喇！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8FdcdKYpB
「咁你繼續祈禱啦！我信天主會打救你嫁！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9uip9eKWC
因為我認定咗佢係「北轍」，佢係壞人，點知佢會唔會陰我嫁？所以…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZ1yVKDyeY
我冇理佢就走咗，好似有D衰呀可？不過，我都係走咗返入球場…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdH5r2Rpxw
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一返到場就見到個波喺阿明腳邊…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetLQpx1Lzz
「傻佬明，波啊！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtT45UA8jbe
佢總算醒返，即刻就大腳傳個波俾我，我望一望旁邊…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWFUoRyoW6
先發現原來所有人同鬼都呆住咁睇緊「鬼王」同個光頭球證理論…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhygAAYSKn
真係死蠢！早知叫阿明直射入網啦，但係唔錯都錯咗囉，所以我唯有修正返啦…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTC7UshbCvX
「阿狗！接波！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVbj6IS4oy
我即刻就傳個走位波俾阿狗…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jAFuNajyG
好在，阿狗真係跑得超快，佢仲用埋「妖狐」嘅靈力去射呢腳波添…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVKFmJEtIP
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLo7AktlrK
個波好勁，仲「嚓」一聲入埋添，但係…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wY9q30BeR
光頭球證話入球冇效喎，我咪上前理論囉…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5f5cO0iYh
「冇效！？點解啊？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCPQJEBRXs
「越位。」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0dIPzn666
「越位？！你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHUXU9BNdN
佢竟然話我「越位」，我已經嬲嫁喇，點知…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70EyxnzNfA
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6mzWaSJ46
欣欣唔知做乜鬼嘢，好似撞邪咁衝咗出嚟講，攪到我幾死尷尬啊。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYJXipxrEf
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」呢句係光頭佬講嫁，唔關我事。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElk0zzCykh
罰球由隻「豬精」開出…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsb44gYP17
「豬精」果然係豬D嘅，竟然開咗個波俾阿明…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPyhXcpbqH
阿明呢次醒喇！即刻就射門…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15QEBH1FbQ
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLP3LfsmTs
嘩，呢招？！唔通佢公公傳授咗D乜嘢俾佢？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRG8OxQhr9
佢個波好勁，成個火球咁飛埋去，但係…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qebOi1y0e
「嘭」一聲，好陰濕啊！對面個「龍門」竟然係隻「石牆妖怪」…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSDo8msGXi
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGe50vyrVgZ
「咁我哋點入波啊？」我嗌。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1lYjnXhTL
「真係要諗諗計。」阿狗講。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosVPL3L4hs
「救返個波先啦！入我哋嗰邊喇！」「大袋」講。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8owXGUhxFk
個波直飛返去我哋嗰邊個龍門度…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEA1oOqaI4U
好在，「嘭」一聲，又彈返出去…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡad6aZrtnwi
因為有硬化咗嘅「大咀」個嘴頂咗咋，而家…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqaeyiqHK9
佢已經唔係「大咀」，而係「大爆咀」。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbue4rbtv85
個波彈返出去之後，力量已經減弱咗好多，而家去咗…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4drfdwMld3
喺個地度扭來扭去嘅「鬼王」度！？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtlbSYxmfo
(咇~~~~~！)「手球！黃牌！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeXpWPqwTI
「哈哈哈哈~~~！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdv1dFXajb
全場喪笑，我哋D人邊敢笑佢傻仔丫，笑得最大聲係佢旁邊隻「半羊人」咋。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJjDBioLZD
「好好笑呀可？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXu8cUcSPV
「鬼王」起返身仲一啖就食埋隻「半羊人」…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27O0TRHq7S
而家，佢哋九打我哋十一，仲攞咗張黃牌，表面上我哋好有利…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTti6EKlNsP
但事實上係從來都冇利…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOEdud7Scj
好在，我望一望個鐘，原來都差唔多過咗三十分鐘喇，一定要捱到啊！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdbBvwXOFf
咦，我發現咗樣嘢…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08ABSZWPVF
我哋唔贏又唔輸，和咪得囉，最起碼佢少個籍口殺我哋丫，頂得幾耐得幾耐啦！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYemV2SWfUO
「大袋」開出罰球…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0cjOHuplO
我頂！佢條友係咪傻嫁，俾咗個波唔識郁嘅「阿華」…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3XpVQVVvS
對手一隻「紅髮青椒」行前去攞咗個波就傳俾「鬼王」…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3o2AiWIJ5
「大王，請射球。」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmy704mcJsC
「我踢波使你教？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsHrUcwYLS
「係嘅，係嘅。」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ocOaXTUI4
個波一到「鬼王」腳，佢就…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGKvwbkeoZ
「唔玩喇，我要入波啊！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlaqXTS359
「鬼王硬射！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kKVjhyNiV
「嘭」一聲，個波射出一條活性乳酸菌光線…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGZSKQvIlG
佢根本唔係「硬射」，係「顏射」至真…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rqAOjyzID
佢射到…「大爆咀」佢…個頭爆血，仲重傷倒地…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduakxgnwkD
(咇~~~！)「入球！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUYA1hZrbR
入波咪入波囉，使唔使專登整傷人啊？佢擺明係要射傷「大爆咀」嫁！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbef0WvLB2L
我見到佢咁做，我真係無名火起…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHxH0edXLi
「輝，唔好咁嬲住。」「大袋」講。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIBbUHwmwN
「而家雖然輸緊一比零，但係我哋先去睇吓「大爆咀」先丫。」阿明講。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoApxbvPySW
「睇嚟我哋要入波喇，我哋就射穿佢道牆啦！」阿狗講。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27TEfgppzV
「射穿牆！？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJQ3MWA1wE
呢個時候，場外傳嚟…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7PCKSKWln
「香港代表隊門將受咗傷啊，睇嚟會換出另一個門將代替喇！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNk1EhvFoVi
呢個人一講完，「鬼王」唔順氣就即刻衝咗出去理論。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5aHp4E5uG
「我頭先冇得換人，佢哋都唔可以換人！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5xAboITBV
「車，換唔換人又唔係我決定嘅，我講波嫁喳嘛，你夠膽咪去問哥連拿囉，我食支煙唔好！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDXutOKW1n
「你明知我淆佢底，你叫我問佢，你貴寶號啊？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1F5szLVPcI
淆底淆到出晒面都唔止，仲要出埋口…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eDE7idcjI
你都算天下第一人喇，學乜人做「鬼王」啊？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2Pnx7fAmJ
(人不要面，天下無敵啊啊啊！)737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27IxsGNmVe
「後生D人就叫我倉魚或者重炮，你俾面嘅可以叫我阿叔，我叫…」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyI6Kpif1hQ
「林，尚，義！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eaJPbozLC
(待續)737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAo5Lp1wLg
下集預告︰737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ863M78Zw8p
一個熟悉嘅身影喺我後面行出嚟…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TQyZNky4E
「請換入我！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3dtyjA47y
註腳︰737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpduBFEuVbJ
林尚義 — 唔多解釋，睇開波嘅人一定識佢，如佢所講，大家都叫佢阿叔嘅，以前踢香港甲組，花名重炮，佢可以話係香港最出名嘅講波佬。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJtR7B4U2z
