第095集 ~ 輝︰得鬼咩你，「大咀」都領埋嘢添啊！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGdnPexk5aK
俾個傻佬明早咗我一步出文添，今集補返先。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7u3kYKXynR
上次我咪講到我望落樓下嘅…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjfCWKvRrJ
我見到下面望上嚟嘅D鬼怪個款…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PHcV2xhkA
咪又係咁，一堆奇奇怪怪嘅樣囉！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcpz6g9okJ
之後，一隻小妖入咗嚟帶我哋落球場…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyu7f4cuEl
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEr7yQaJ4B
「咁贏咗呢？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTiiCodAaK
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvYSyNlQnu
呢樣嘢，暫時唔可以俾欣欣佢哋D女仔知，廢事佢哋太擔心啦。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCxfuPLdN3
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落到球場，阿明就攞隻小妖嚟發洩…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡks3cUUbxtb
王Sir就廢噏一輪，「光管陳」就想請纓幫手…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6MxeN9y0z
但係如果佢都出埋場，咁邊個理D女仔同小動物啊？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27y9b31yB7
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFdC0yem9b
我之後轉個身就跑咗出場，準備開波，橫死掂死，踢返場好波先算啦！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNOiNG9qPn
對面隻…佢有髻嫁，應係係鵝，隻「傻鵝」一腳就踢咗個波上天…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hog771364
我就襯有時間…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJPB5HwhMo
跑咗出場去個廁所先，原來自己忍咗好耐都唔記得咗添。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOeUqDvh4A
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我行到去男廁，好快咁就去完噓噓，諗住經過更衣室就走啦，點知…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqCZgu9uFu
聽到有D聲，咪行去睇吓囉，我見到…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Pgf72xX9H
「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmK3HFwIwzw
會俾綁住嘅？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGmzHR6GN8
「黃Sir，做乜嘢你喺度嫁？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClRafG4Ljf
「一言難盡喇，你幫我鬆綁先啦！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdvCxfiWkL
「鬆綁！？你自己綁住自己架？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTnJpNQzg8
「唔係啊！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfR1PR6YkNk
「你玩緊SM？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHeX4ti2wV
「唔係啊！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkevezD32zd
「你唔講清楚，我唔敢幫你啊！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4wThz4IE3
「我頭先俾佢哋捉咗之後，我一直祈禱，點知佢哋就捉咗我嚟呢度喇！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQ9J6GitZS
「咁你繼續祈禱啦！我信天主會打救你嫁！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXIZ7VfViJ
因為我認定咗佢係「北轍」，佢係壞人，點知佢會唔會陰我嫁？所以…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tOXeHNmSI
我冇理佢就走咗，好似有D衰呀可？不過，我都係走咗返入球場…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijDajGevWH
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一返到場就見到個波喺阿明腳邊…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBusGgm4g0
「傻佬明，波啊！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsWGp8BXxa
佢總算醒返，即刻就大腳傳個波俾我，我望一望旁邊…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOiUvYOnrT
先發現原來所有人同鬼都呆住咁睇緊「鬼王」同個光頭球證理論…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFZDqnvQcz
真係死蠢！早知叫阿明直射入網啦，但係唔錯都錯咗囉，所以我唯有修正返啦…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQI0Ii9Ulj
「阿狗！接波！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFuOFTY65K
我即刻就傳個走位波俾阿狗…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0f1I0rIdCf
好在，阿狗真係跑得超快，佢仲用埋「妖狐」嘅靈力去射呢腳波添…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9KDHzyZ6s
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoa8Op3j5Ka
個波好勁，仲「嚓」一聲入埋添，但係…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEckvVSG1a
光頭球證話入球冇效喎，我咪上前理論囉…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hZ6zTXJnY
「冇效！？點解啊？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGlGharY2a
「越位。」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxVxYtfAXp
「越位？！你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjptKrq3bdL
佢竟然話我「越位」，我已經嬲嫁喇，點知…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lsWlKb0lG
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNTzXzCafz
欣欣唔知做乜鬼嘢，好似撞邪咁衝咗出嚟講，攪到我幾死尷尬啊。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzDKKADgDX
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」呢句係光頭佬講嫁，唔關我事。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoffzuvoOYT
罰球由隻「豬精」開出…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiZsBQAVFY
「豬精」果然係豬D嘅，竟然開咗個波俾阿明…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGmUfluxoW
阿明呢次醒喇！即刻就射門…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulrSiSGlA6
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mrXORsDtt
嘩，呢招？！唔通佢公公傳授咗D乜嘢俾佢？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2pWsxEjG4
佢個波好勁，成個火球咁飛埋去，但係…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qx1BpjTpT
「嘭」一聲，好陰濕啊！對面個「龍門」竟然係隻「石牆妖怪」…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtX2YZYMdkB
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yufFXeOMR
「咁我哋點入波啊？」我嗌。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bfT3f8Pg6
「真係要諗諗計。」阿狗講。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZWOTuWHCK
「救返個波先啦！入我哋嗰邊喇！」「大袋」講。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOENOj69Gt3
個波直飛返去我哋嗰邊個龍門度…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcOc3WKFDd
好在，「嘭」一聲，又彈返出去…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRwOAOX3kE
因為有硬化咗嘅「大咀」個嘴頂咗咋，而家…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPNZditbQN
佢已經唔係「大咀」，而係「大爆咀」。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvBE3vYmzY
個波彈返出去之後，力量已經減弱咗好多，而家去咗…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RlsGjdDHV
喺個地度扭來扭去嘅「鬼王」度！？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZo5q82vxAJ
(咇~~~~~！)「手球！黃牌！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4U25fGBz4
「哈哈哈哈~~~！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrd9RHOu7BU
全場喪笑，我哋D人邊敢笑佢傻仔丫，笑得最大聲係佢旁邊隻「半羊人」咋。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBWDuICqwC
「好好笑呀可？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4tGtw6y0S
「鬼王」起返身仲一啖就食埋隻「半羊人」…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuP3awCGJIE
而家，佢哋九打我哋十一，仲攞咗張黃牌，表面上我哋好有利…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMvXcZrH6a
但事實上係從來都冇利…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMltQf6qmH5
好在，我望一望個鐘，原來都差唔多過咗三十分鐘喇，一定要捱到啊！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysTwCnqbVU
咦，我發現咗樣嘢…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlZV5R1I1Y
我哋唔贏又唔輸，和咪得囉，最起碼佢少個籍口殺我哋丫，頂得幾耐得幾耐啦！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgK4Xwq0lR
「大袋」開出罰球…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAnyujun2i
我頂！佢條友係咪傻嫁，俾咗個波唔識郁嘅「阿華」…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpYLbNRfCR
對手一隻「紅髮青椒」行前去攞咗個波就傳俾「鬼王」…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaMJz6U6iO
「大王，請射球。」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK76Bb1cIvj
「我踢波使你教？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qQjUnLKOl
「係嘅，係嘅。」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvK7FUEP2oV
個波一到「鬼王」腳，佢就…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1L1UuTWMvV
「唔玩喇，我要入波啊！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAGlTVyKd7
「鬼王硬射！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNP1tQHeYN
「嘭」一聲，個波射出一條活性乳酸菌光線…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOouSjWRNUK
佢根本唔係「硬射」，係「顏射」至真…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjm0lNkmVlD
佢射到…「大爆咀」佢…個頭爆血，仲重傷倒地…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6S3kpuKNn
(咇~~~！)「入球！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQRTZQ5YSH
入波咪入波囉，使唔使專登整傷人啊？佢擺明係要射傷「大爆咀」嫁！686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmZ5Guzc7C
我見到佢咁做，我真係無名火起…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgAtMyvmbV
「輝，唔好咁嬲住。」「大袋」講。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrt7B8zBib
「而家雖然輸緊一比零，但係我哋先去睇吓「大爆咀」先丫。」阿明講。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmn9Jpldrg
「睇嚟我哋要入波喇，我哋就射穿佢道牆啦！」阿狗講。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1hloboSiq
「射穿牆！？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBTjaJZW3U
呢個時候，場外傳嚟…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75WtX0JCXw
「香港代表隊門將受咗傷啊，睇嚟會換出另一個門將代替喇！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyFJFmBFVT
呢個人一講完，「鬼王」唔順氣就即刻衝咗出去理論。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVsTk5le82
「我頭先冇得換人，佢哋都唔可以換人！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FnzwW9DQc
「車，換唔換人又唔係我決定嘅，我講波嫁喳嘛，你夠膽咪去問哥連拿囉，我食支煙唔好！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXgGct3apD
「你明知我淆佢底，你叫我問佢，你貴寶號啊？」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRDRTbaMKA
淆底淆到出晒面都唔止，仲要出埋口…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JRoj9FeZE
你都算天下第一人喇，學乜人做「鬼王」啊？686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fCNnBmXV0
(人不要面，天下無敵啊啊啊！)686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbWO6fJnGY
「後生D人就叫我倉魚或者重炮，你俾面嘅可以叫我阿叔，我叫…」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4d3v0TUEj
「林，尚，義！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjQkkkNw2W
(待續)686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZi1CGx6yt
下集預告︰686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz36yBCqv6t
一個熟悉嘅身影喺我後面行出嚟…686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsMZLdWtWB
「請換入我！」686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSSzVAiBuS
註腳︰686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwYXTgrqKX
林尚義 — 唔多解釋，睇開波嘅人一定識佢，如佢所講，大家都叫佢阿叔嘅，以前踢香港甲組，花名重炮，佢可以話係香港最出名嘅講波佬。686Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbbDrqR9qS
