《旅行‧如此‧難以忘‧記》妖怪故 - 第130集 ~ 米︰大結局喇！(一)

第130集 ~ 米︰大結局喇！(一)822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtmI9hZrnp

點解係個「米」字？冇錯，就係我米米蓮。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XWLXMFCw8

(你唔係俾「鬼王」爪死咗咩？)822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dzmATdoLY

死咗一個我，仲有千千萬萬個我。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTNNAP4Ac5

(大家表示無言。)822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqeS8cocM7

既然大家都冇嘢講，咁我就繼續講喇。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvP2Fs8wos

上一集阿欣講到，阿明佢變咗做「發哥」…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVO7o7ac0dh

(發哥未死嫁喎，你咒佢呀？唔好話我聽又有千千萬萬個發哥啊？)822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycbTZYJTdH

我當然唔會咒我偶像啦，發哥亦只會係得一個…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMezscsnAlJ

但係喺呢個故事裡面冇嘢係冇可能嘅…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJF7xn6LwT9

「發哥」嘅力量就當係阿明佢自已領悟出嚟嘅神力爆發啦！822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaB7IAxFQi

阿明佢變過高進，再變過MARK哥，之後仲要變埋許文強…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CdhOndPiT

究竟「發哥」仲識變咩呢？822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavGeTaTBWo

當阿欣同大家都一樣感到絕望之際…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJohk3FgSU

阿明佢突然開出金口講︰—822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdA3zD3kZL

「死啫，大家唔使怕，死咗咪升仙囉，睇住我點打爆隻「地魔」啦！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPTezAC4XB

就連我都同阿欣有一樣諗法︰「咩發哥做過神仙咩？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPp3QxYPgGq

「冇錯，就係做過，仲一係唔做，一做就要做個最勁嘅…」阿明講。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAYuUOjJCt

「冇理由，我都係睇發哥大嘅，發哥邊有做過神仙！」「地魔」似乎唔相信。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhT0GP33Iu1

「你當然冇睇過啦，因為2014年之前嘅今日你已經死咗喺我手上，我都係唔賣關子喇，冇錯，就係天界最強嘅「玉皇大帝」！」阿明回應。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKUPTlEC9W

「地魔」聽完呢句之後連頭先肚餓得滯偷偷地走咗去後台食嘅飯都噴咗出嚟…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwYhM8kmun

「「二郎神」都唔夠我打，你放個「玉皇大帝」出嚟！？你攪笑行返去喜劇組啦！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexvgwRVQVn

「我冇攪笑，「玉皇大帝」本來就係天界最好打嗰個，佢皇帝咁大支嘢嘅外表只係世人對佢嘅誤解，佢全名係「劍神玉皇大帝」！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbjLEtVxru

「哈哈哈，你呢條細路哥真係笑肯死我，好！我就讓你三劍，嚟啦！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2bLjtu8Ic

「你話嫁咋，唔好後悔啊！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAoO6X2D7Q

阿明一講完呢句，身上立即發出閃耀金光，就好似「超級撤亞人」嘅氣一樣…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUcWwxcNiL

皇者之氣力壓「地魔」妖邪之氣…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjbReU2eTi

佢之後再右手握實「九陽草薙」向「地魔」傾力一伸。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ThnFXoAY3

金光環繞「九陽草薙」，力量龐大，旁觀者只可以嘩然…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWozIZ1vkmc

至於「地魔」見到阿明神劍嘅力量太大，唯有立即就反口…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUUxnmvsGN

使出一招「妖夢斷刀流」嚟格擋…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7ZM7e2GWh

「頂你個肺丫！差D俾你一劍隊死我啊！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGiUZFYCEg

「車，又話讓我三劍，而家第一劍就想反口啊？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTWPGLef2o

「Eee…我冇還擊啊，唔算反口。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTkoatVF1z

「咁再嚟喇喎！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfj75eK5J7h

之後，阿明再使出一招「翻雲覆雨劍」…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAilhhvdVv

氣如雲海，劍如雨下…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvtrX0yokK

「對唔住喇！我真係要反口喇！你都黐九線嘅，萬九幾劍筒埋嚟。接我招啦，奧義流鬼影萬人斬！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJsJeiC5yo

刀光連連，氣勢磅礡…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bxd9lh5Cv

「地魔」總算可以抵擋得住阿明嘅「翻雲覆雨劍」…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYSv30vnJh

「估唔到你哋竟然可以有咁大嘅力量！睇嚟我真係唔可以再掉以輕心喇，就一口氣拼盡佢啦！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3j8RSQ3vS6

「地魔」講完呢句之後，立即用力運勁，將體內妖氣爆發晒出嚟…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gtBUnVNU2

再握緊「妖刀村正」，諗住一口氣出盡所有招數去殺絕現場所有人…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcG33xK0Qy

「奧義流鬼影﹒十二路勾魂斬！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNgYJuL5nm
「破滅斬！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzLhvMd0O1
「爆烈斬！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1s97t2fjfj
「追魂斬！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIfbxCRarK
「百烈斬！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5qk8itjs6
「萬人斬！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZvbG1VS3X
「勾魂斬！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUcTEHNc3D
「左斬！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYIlC8olge
「右斬！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLx2npXY1S
「斜斬！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9nfZG5HCR
「橫斬！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiG4RAKtmw
「豎斬！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJEKjFauwB
「旋風斬！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWFWz0Xonf

阿輝見到情況咁，立即配合上阿明去抵擋「地魔」嘅攻擊…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVtYZrfCr8

「直刺式！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACGahq5mp7
「橫削式！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzPyURENoB
「斜斬式！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8gtE7ci13
「旋風式！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqMF1rBUls
「順劈式！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwsBeqk3ya
「拖劍式！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZeRvUZsyx
「推刃式！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6310zmBjVI

而阿明就…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlpuKhB3wo

「覆雨劍！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylRYrglqXl
「翻雲劍！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkS3FvTHd8
「飛天劍！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeXLmIjQYg
「遁地劍！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflUqSI0imj
「爆烈劍！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0h9RfEmL2

(刀劍若夢 ~ 恩怨似風 ~ 有沒有輕重 ~)822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJhVcyZihp
(只要情濃 ~ 不要武功 ~ 愛恨兩難容 ~)822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJMDXf4X2m
(只怕熱淚 ~ 不怕刀鋒 ~ 手中有劍 ~ 眼前有你 ~ 可不可一生抱擁 ~…)822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4107Avxt2G

阿明同阿輝加埋嘅十二劍抵擋咗「地魔」嘅十二刀…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFCHj00bux

而佢哋足足就係打咗一首歌咁耐嘅時間…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJL9SvQe12

雙方互有攻守，但係始終分唔到勝負，更可惜嘅係根本問題依然冇辦法解決…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyqv8SOnmv

就係神力用得越耐力量就會退減…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVf32P5IJVn

「哈哈哈，睇嚟你哋唔捱得幾耐喇喎…」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWcnqbANF4

「捱你條命，你信唔信我哋一齊插爆你丫喇！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdb9myUptyr

「我又真係好想睇吓你點插得爆我噃！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccXhKDvHpG

喺呢個時候「南龍」先生依然睇緊佢個「哀風」，可惜只係依然得三個字…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95NtR7z3jA

「神與神。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYVDbsWQjX

但反而阿狗好似諗到D嘢噃…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyQepIHKiB

「阿明，阿輝，「光管陳」教過我哋咩啊？」佢大大聲咁問。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhOOIJXtNwD

「英文囉。」阿明﹑阿輝回應。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYz7t1EGIg

「唔係啊，嚟到呢度先教嘅呢！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblGEKyB3Hk

「隱身咒？護身咒？好！我哋試吓啦。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzlpzq5u3P

一講完，阿明同阿輝就一齊先做隱身咒，但係換嚟「地魔」咁回應…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtLNEYeOqN

「我哋而家力量相若，的確我地魔嘅真身係睇你哋唔到，但係唔好忘記我個肉身係你哋嘅人類朋友啊，所以我睇得你哋好清楚，我斬！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mE7xVFqd9

「阿輝，咁護身咒仲用唔用啊？」阿明問。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXjA9T5GfC

「傻佬明，你仲想撞埋去呀？」阿輝答。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7v6qiBOQV

「妖，你兩條友唔好叻唔切得唔得啊？係呢招啊！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLa0D8u7iD

阿狗講呢句嘅同時，做咗一個不文手勢…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJMj035tkn

起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩，但係…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26QeyMIsP3

兩秒之後，佢哋你眼望我眼咁，大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇！822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdEfGg06gJ

阿狗講呢句嘅同時，做咗一個不文手勢…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiDXHfKH6N

起初阿明同阿輝都唔明係咩，但係…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDcOz8RCHE

兩秒之後，佢哋你眼望我眼咁，大家似乎都諗通咗D嘢喇！822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRxQJoDvzO

「妖，死人狗，你一早諗到又唔講出口！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynvTgvPsub

之後阿輝立即跳上阿明背脊，好似想飛上天一樣…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uo9V2g7Or

而阿明就裝兇作勢，好似想閃速埋去攻擊「地魔」咁…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVEKVRIwjY

「冇用嫁喇，你哋頭先都殺唔到我，依家力量細咗，仲點樣可以殺到我啊？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVM3m5D2csx

「龍飛鳳舞！」阿明同阿輝一齊大嗌。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesZIlNKHub

阿輝飛咗上天，而阿明就衝咗前去…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeafFGN2dy9

「哈哈哈，又係呢D下三流招式，虹吸！等我撕爛晒你哋啦！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMnwaHdUeO

「你用埋虹吸就啱喇！光管陳嚟到呢度先教我哋嘅係…」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vvQgZ4KlS

「擎，天，式！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZdO2rKM66

「咩話？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu75NS5taIL

「鳳凰火炎」同「九陽草薙」原來一早已經唔喺佢哋手…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOFUY9FWrj

而係去咗地下，而家兩把神劍都由下至上咁插上嚟，仲要…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQad7h38UQ

(插 ~！)822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MrGJbiSgt

中正「地魔」下陰…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZj4VIjSMDd

「哇丫~~~~~~！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7xCdhcrLd

正所謂塵世間邊個男性可以頂得住呢種痛楚丫…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Ayl2HKC9j

「地魔」亦唔會例外…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnbKgMe5D4

仲同時俾兩把神劍插中下陰…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzdfwfpXgz

「地魔」已經再冇反抗嘅能力…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacsYlEBnDo

自己真身亦從「大袋」身體走返出嚟…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvDZoDxLBH

「大袋」肉身就訓咗喺地下，而「地魔」真身就躝吓躝吓咁…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5hcao2L1E

佢原本個樣根本就已經唔係人型，只係一堆腐爛到不堪入目嘅血肉泡…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7TxanM8ke

真係可以講句，世上任何一種生物外表都要比佢好睇…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKkhOTRSQu

佢臨死前仲要問咗一句︰—822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoplIhtB62

「點解…點解我擋唔到呢劍嫁？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwLp45C4Tb

大家都冇答「地魔」，只有佢出聲…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoczsVJ81n9

「係因為我阻咗你零點零一秒。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhEK6AnLTG

大家都好錯愕，另咗去發出呢聲嘅方向一望…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvq0tEmOOHo

見到「妖刀村正」變返做「司徒不正」，原來發聲嘅係「司徒不正」。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFNSo1DGdY

「點…點解你要背叛我？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqOCB7zW4W

「因為你自把自為，破壞咗我未去過又好想去嘅購物天堂，香港。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgnkQpFSYF

今時今日仲有冇人會話香港係「購物天堂」，我諗香港人心中有數…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJg6cVM53w

所以阿明同阿輝都冇講其他，只係對住「地魔」講︰—822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqk8ApgilY

「哈哈哈，連你手下都背叛你喇，你仲有咩遺言啊？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhwSFBXjFj

「我…我…吊！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bfRmnRG3E

大家都呆咗半秒…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkue7s1cqBn

「咩D人咁衰嫁，臨死都仲要講粗口，教壞細路。」阿明講。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaw4lyUNc48

「總之一切都告一段落就好喇。」阿輝講。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6yB7sutKg

「唔該晒啊，師兄，即係其實你一直都係無間道，暗中幫緊我哋呀？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiINb6Esyn

「肥龍大師」咁講，好似強行幫「司徒不正」澄清同將功補過咁呃自己。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmD8mGLVt0j

而「司徒不正」就擺咗個懶有型嘅甫士之後就好似煙銷魂散咁走咗。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmY3bk73GC

大家見現場平靜落嚟，應該所有嘢都告一段落…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNH7NSdjvZP

所以阿欣就去叫返醒佢家姐，而阿明阿輝佢哋就想去扶起「大袋」，點知…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡba2rl7jUzU

突然有一隻巨型蝙蝠飛到「大袋」身邊，再將佢爪起到半空…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OkJeG0kEV

而巨型蝙蝠到達半空之後，上身竟然變成外國貴族咁款嘅男人，仲講嘢添…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RKPApbSid

「你哋嘅戰鬥好精彩，我有睇晒，不過魔鬼之子而家就由我「德古拉伯爵」帶走喇，唔好意思，希望以後有機會見面啦。」(英文)822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIcU2H6Xcb

「佢講咩啊？」阿明問。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6AxbXqlbX

「係LUR脷D，仲重低音，但係係英文嚟。」阿狗答。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GwDjJFpLC

「德古拉伯爵」講完之後，就帶走咗「大袋」…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMm7BRM710Q

因為大家都已經耗盡精力，所以根本反應唔嚟去對付「德古拉伯爵」或者去追…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVjN4GhZw0

所以大家只能忍痛同無奈咁睇住「大袋」被帶走…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmsq4iE3sC

「估唔到個男仔竟然咁搶手，霧水情緣，黃大仙籤文真係準。」白百龍咁講。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvXEzOM9ni

「解籤先生，原來你一早就知會係咁？」欣家姐已經醒咗。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkCfesByOU

「唔好意思啊，大妹妹，當初嘅籤文係講話你有「霧水情緣」，但係一來我估唔到咁準，因為不嬲都唔準，點知今次咁準，二來我真係估唔到會「霧水」成咁嘅款。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXRz4H9cdI

講完之後，欣家姐一臉惘然，冇再出聲，只係望住「大袋」被帶走嘅方向流眼淚…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0djUSCM2j

「好喇，我諗我哋都唔應該諗太多喇，不如盡快離開呢度先啦！等我開個門啦，異界開門之術！」「肥龍大師」開咗道門俾大家。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNwzo71MqH

大家之後就慢慢沿住條路出返去…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPo0gUupZS5

途中大家都打咗電話返去屋企，問吓香港究竟點樣…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsvy6KiBg5

「喂，我係阿明啊，你係咪阿媽呀？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UdTDuN6ty

「唔係，我係你阿爸。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCM6AgrRq2d

「阿爸你冇事丫嘛，阿媽冇事丫嘛，大家冇事丫嘛，香港冇事丫嘛？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpngM1Ai5PW

「你冇事丫嘛？做咩咁緊張啊？傻仔，保護你阿媽係你阿爸我嘅責任，保護好大家都係你阿爸我嘅責任，保護好香港亦都係我呢個小市民嘅責任，你放心去玩得開心D啦，香港有老豆睇住就得喇！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMekRjBEfrs

呢一刻，阿明開心到流咗眼淚出嚟，亦都知道咗「地魔」話毀滅咗香港只係吹水…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauS5480xcU

…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8P3SRQEfYN

之後，大家終於行返咗去球場…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhitnzQjrrs

現場所有妖怪竟然向大家起立同致敬…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrL7LfheZA8

主角佢哋同一班同學都表示尷尬…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkxpBadiYs

「我諗班妖怪應該俾地魔同鬼王佢哋害得好慘頂喇。」白百龍講。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL31qsZSfXY

「係呢，頭先地魔唔係話見到大嶼山咩？我仲以為返咗去香港添。」阿輝講。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBsufustBv

「係PAKKA嘅術，一時之間，呃吓人係可以嘅。」阿明講。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSZ2nyFUc9

「你隻二郎神走咗喇？」阿明再問。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnJVEfdqdl

「走咗啦，仲叫我提南龍先生記得找數添。」阿輝答。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgogHYaXqO

「咁我哋而家返酒店先啦。」阿狗講。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBz37uHlVrd

… (返酒店)822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2DzInNTZl

返到酒店，發現原來「異域魔城」時間同人類世界又係唔同…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflLG0VALJY

大家似乎仲趕得切正常回程時間…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6h9kesoVZ

所以大家嗱嗱聲就執好行裝落樓去搭預約咗嘅旅遊巴走喇…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTluSB5GrAC

「肥龍大師」講聲再見就離開咗大家…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRgaQF2Jax

「美奈子」留低打理鬼酒店…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dlraXgBKY

「沙婆婆」冇咗屋企，所以帶埋「寶寶」一齊住喺鬼酒店…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7W0AWoapy

而「龍也」就多咗個「寶寶」做朋友仔可以一齊玩喇…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNcuPebVfB

至於「肥妹鬼」，咦，點解唔見咗嘅？822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZl5uuqpnbq

「居居」跟咗阿輝…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9dJVCw24m

「洋腸」就一早有異性冇人性跟咗「彩雲」走…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4ZGTvPsci

「鐵拳」好彩，肉身冇事，只係「中神通」力量冇咗啫…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3YLMuRHt2

「黃仔」就俾人救返，要食返幾盒驚風散先定返落嚟…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVGKebUJEE

「校長」冇事，不過仲要留醫，要遲D先返得香港…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiYj1ynZZ0

到主角佢哋喇…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxxrdlmtZX

「阿妮，我要走喇。」阿狗講。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVOZZNczwv

阿妮好似好唔捨得，含住一包眼淚咁，真係我見猶憐啊…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9a7iwzfrm6

「其實…其實你偷偷地跟我去香港係得嫁喎。」阿狗偷偷地咁講。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpmkdRNAZh

阿妮諗都唔諗立即就變咗做隻小狐狸捐咗入阿狗個身度。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpMYjMcRHA

「小倩，我要走喇。」阿明講。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2MFhoJei8

「哼，你係咪想留低我？我係鬼嚟，去邊度都唔使通行証嫁喎。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWq7JF5zxK

「咦，係咩？原來係咁呀？咁就好喇，哈哈哈。」傻佬明依然係傻佬明。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOquFUL0h7X

「阿欣，咁我哋走囉。」阿輝講。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRXyX5uDFA

「好啊，仲有家姐啊。」阿欣講。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4keGiQ8cx

欣家姐就仲係痴痴呆呆咁跟住阿欣。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVJJ5lko5N

………822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXqohTmdgh

大家不經不覺，好快就上咗機，仲坐定定添…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHT8FkPE30c

點知阿欣一坐低就諗起D嘢…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgxRuDEOZk

「輝輝啊，我哋好似忘記咗D嘢。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrH9iWdljBy

「咩啊？」阿輝問。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMXq9uSPkO

「紙妖，紙妖講過話「北轍」田育文喺我哋班人度，仲話佢係想害我哋嫁喎。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqsJgz2hMO

「會唔會係佢講大話啊，你睇吓「黃仔」，傻吓傻吓咁，邊似係「北轍」啊？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHpd7L9sMP

「但係…」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvVOouS9EY

正當阿欣問緊「但係」之際，前排一個同學遞咗個水晶球俾阿欣…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6xWUKNpVJ

阿欣揸住咗，但係未睇，反而睇住「呢個同學」…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Dw0x88x46

「呢個同學」一步步行到去最前排度，而且…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkor2oxllpX

又係呢兩個空姐啊！「深田恭子」同「夏惠姨」空姐啊！822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGw7GENqKO4

「夏惠姨」遞咗支咪俾「呢個同學」…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzDnq9LP43

而阿欣就望一望手上嘅水晶球…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xKDTU5fay

發現…係紙妖啊！紙妖俾人困咗喺水晶球度…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRIM5EYv2j

阿欣立即打開水晶球，紙妖就立即飛返出嚟，仲…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GwJnJ7FkJ

「係佢喇，佢就係想害死你哋嘅「北轍」田育文喇！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirHEAr5wuQ

佢手指指住「呢個同學」，而「呢個同學」就係我哋萬萬都估唔到…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrDcCZidad

但係一直最接近我哋嘅…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyQZBpZIxe

「大家好，機已經起飛喇，即係話大家都唔可以離開呢度，被逼要聽我講嘢，係咪好意外呢？冇錯，我係阿倫，但係有樣嘢大家唔知嘅，就係我識不老之術，我原名叫做田育文，即係「北轍」。原本我只係想生兒育女，做返個平凡人，好可惜，我為咗我個仔，為咗佢想贏學界冠軍，我混入咗你哋呢間已經係幾年班霸嘅學校做內鬼，諗住幫佢完成佢夢想，點知你哋一位同學竟然將我個仔隻腳鏟斷，仲要令佢自殺，所以我要報仇。本來諗住假手俾「鬼王」同「地魔」呢D壞人嘅，點知你哋班人死好命，總係一次又一次咁過關，所以我冇辦法喇，只有做最後嘅呢個決定，就係同你哋同歸於盡。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJncKJj9z8

大家係好愕然，但係冇乜驚，唔知點解呢？「細寶」仲出口問︰—822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyab72gLfNN

「你脅持咗飛機師咩？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdSQmIcDZc

「冇，但係我有佢哋，佢哋就係我旁邊呢兩個空姐，仲有一大堆鬼頭喺飛機外面。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9dV3NjKAl

「哦，咁我哋都冇咁驚。」「大寶」講。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoDTiDRAqP

「點解啊？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55IH3r0Rft

「你旁邊兩條女已經俾大寶細寶溝咗喇…」「細鬼」講。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSesqZZlw3T

「咩話！？冇理由嫁，「深田恭子」被溝我就明啫，「夏惠姨」咁嘅尊容都哽得落？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHr9rp6wpkZ

「車，你理人啫，冤豬頭都有聞鼻菩薩丫嘛。」同學都一齊講。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1ecxgaIzC

「你兩隻衰鬼，我先唔理你哋，遲D先同你哋計數。我有鬼頭就夠喇，一陣佢哋會幫我帶架機去撞海嫁喇，哈哈哈哈哈。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡru7Uq3yfJr

「我真係唔知你點樣學人做人哋阿頭嫁，你望清楚出面先講啦！」阿輝講。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCYrRVoGtN

之後，田育文真係走咗去望出窗外…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BN6W7KRXN

「冇問題丫，係鬼頭嚟啊！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1OXIbFqFw

「佢哋唔係鬼頭，而係鬼頭個仔，即係鬼頭仔，而家係聽我哋話嫁。」阿明講。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMGbDhIry1

「咩話！？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI88BG0pcfW

當田育文唔相信係事實嘅呢一吓，佢雙手俾人從後面鎖上…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNnvbIuA5z

「邊個？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6R27J9lOJL

「國際刑警，PAKKA HO。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwOjxG1eDR

「河童？！」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWmGvom9kN

「無錯，我而家已經係國際刑警，中文名，河童，小姓河。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeU2j1vjky

「唔通所有人都要背叛我？」田育文大嗌。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0w5u3e9LV

但係喺呢一刻突然有個龐大身影衝咗埋去攬住佢…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmDo41Mhue

原來係「肥妹鬼」啊！822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPuNhSo6Ru

「我唔會背叛你嫁，一世都唔會。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCU7DstOmQ1

真係難得有情人啊！822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3NJcFiMoc

…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxVKkMfsK8

之後，飛機事件總算告一段落…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveMgeyLl7Y

返咗去香港之後，大家都各自返歸正正常常咁生活…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLUIKRLRwE

…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hrlxDuHbt

時間飛快，咁就過咗幾年…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzEf1YfXWl

阿輝佢一個唔小心就攪大咗阿欣個肚，因為米已成炊，所以逼住要結婚…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS14nbhGJWf

當晚宴會雖然唔係星光熠熠，但總算係濟濟一堂…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxjH6nSJjs

阿狗同阿明當然係兄弟團嘅成員啦！822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRbNB1q5z8

新娘化緊妝，兄弟就喺前台傾計…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvfRZHEMgZ

「喂，阿明，你真係諗住一世同小倩呢隻唔老嘅鬼喺埋一齊呀？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLnO5BbmPo

「當然，我當初追佢就諗好咗喇，鍾意就係鍾意，我根本唔介意佢係咩。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCIbyWBZMv

「吹水啦，你貪人靚喳嘛。」阿狗講。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlTB7pp1X2

「我只能講，小倩佢落咗妝，個樣仲恐怖過鬼，但係我冇介意。」阿明講。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbS5hCIucy

「嘩，好男人，好在阿欣唔化妝都OK啫。」阿輝講。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MWkTttcpc

「其實女人話冇化妝都係化咗D妝，只係你唔識睇啫。」阿狗講。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7WMMsKNH5

「咁呃到我就OK啦，呃呃吓好快就一世嫁喇，一齊開心咪得囉。」阿輝講。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwiuhnYvON

「嘩，好男人。」阿明同阿狗一齊講。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQcKcEYD5o

「咁你個阿妮呢？」阿明問。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡew4BEy4pEW

「車，阿妮原本就係妖怪，我本來就冇介意啦。」阿狗講。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaT1N44Qsb

「嘩，好男人。」阿明同阿輝一齊講。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87eJhvmMIU

「好得過佢？」阿狗指住啱啱嚟嘅「大寶」同「細寶」。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFz6r4WsA6m

阿輝亦都行前寒暄幾句…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVHsqLTMAc

「嘩，乜你兩兄弟嚟真嫁？真係同呢兩隻…呢兩位小姐一齊呀？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrL1tvTATrT

「係啊。佢哋好好玩嫁，想佢變咩樣就咩樣，我尋晚先玩完全球十大美女明星咋。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVEjwxEblg

「吓！？咁你哋一陣飲多兩杯啦吓。」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4HOHtnQA1

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「喂，阿輝，要準備喇！」阿狗叫。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg996XSrpdo

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當晚司儀係阿欣嘅大家姐。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0rnhGXOEI

大家姐一望埋來賓度，就感覺奇怪…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdV3kytq1ta

皆因後排所有都係阿輝同阿欣呢幾年識埋識埋嘅術士同妖怪…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXReVfT70Zo

佢哋就好似三山五岳嚟嘅大惡人一樣…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJB6QECRtew

「Eee…歡迎大家嚟臨我細妹同妹夫嘅婚禮，喺証婚之前，就等一位我妹妹請嚟嘅表演嘉賓表演先啦！唔知佢要表演嘅係咩呢？咩話？妖女？」822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFa65hbbyy

一個妖豔女子突然行出嚟，仲…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1OmsQVFNu

(妖女叉腰側望 ~ Bad Boy ~ 可干擾思想的咀微微張開 ~)822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQe1tOcTAVQ
(妖女叉腰側望 ~ Bad Boy ~ 腰間的火花可蒸發每個深海 ~)822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrxibr5mxc
(Come on Bad Boy ~ 我並未放你在眼內 ~)822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WDilF0tMi

「呢個邊個嚟嫁？」阿明問。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8SY1iV6yS

「同東歪西斜南轅北轍齊名嘅中毛豔，毛豔芳！」阿狗答。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrudFCz2Bz

「好在佢當年冇幫地魔佢哋手咋，你睇吓而家個場！」阿明講。822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOOts1FbZs

而一望無際嘅宴席上面，而家每個人都跟住晒呢首歌跳舞啊！822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjAferwsDg

場面震撼…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4pUSaurzB

不過震撼過後，表演完畢，就係嚴肅而又神聖嘅証婚儀式喇！822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZP7C39ohh

(鄧櫈櫈櫈 ~ 鄧燈鄧櫈 ~ 鄧鄧鄧燈燈櫈鄧燈櫈 ~)822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOk4owXVuF

音樂響起，阿欣扶住爸爸慢慢進場，受住大家嘅歡呼聲…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmb89yWtc8

終於慢慢行到台前，阿輝從外父手上接過阿欣之後…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCSzRGmmVk

突然…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqXskm0YDT

竟然…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz281171jId

宴會場地中心出現一個黑色電球，電球慢慢變大，就似係個黑洞…822Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GPktwCxQK