【魚魚創挑第十二期】那些年，兩三事 - 【冒險者日報】2/5探險進度(霸道會長愛上了哥布丁的我)

Penana

Please use Chrome or Firefox for better user experience!

Comments

Style

Expand

Sponsor

Request update

Report

#1323

【冒險者日報】2/5探險進度(霸道會長愛上了哥布丁的我)

寂魚

Feb 5, 2025

187

3 Mins Read 984 Words

最近觀察自己在香蕉小鎮的言行舉止不經狂暴冷汗，似乎洩了太多．．．希望大家不要介意，畢竟我只是一顆哥布丁，現實中還是一顆哥布丁。

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3LAHfJRGT

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5GYW1Zas0

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtumGcMYrml

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCsZ3pkGsT

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRX6xYzFfiv

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4AXtgmx9S

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTWMPCcg94

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfPTQ4vIEh

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavjS12cTMr

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTy5lvEhMON

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQj4Lc2OmlY

太奇怪了

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeG5vFjhIk2

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DNkMLSgGm

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4tUvsvv8Z

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEotnwrImhV

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WWuddqE4Z

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXSePW0VJF

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvKvZWwbQz

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rv09beZvG

真的太奇怪了

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TqHEBOvo5

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeF8nknOZxH

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdgGEsD0qn

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmWHRMyrEW

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60ejtcgqah

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrKHFstt8a

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UoW6zSOZ1

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmtD0fB7xB

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16lxXH2shf

打從我來到這個地下城之後

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrIhJTEXaA

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXJpgM1JUM

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gQ5o1Vis7

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fnCjsd4Ww

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwYSV4ogv7

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmXKI1EEe5

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77X4FXVACP

再也沒見過任何一個正常人了

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS09CMvTEhf

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69HEvq7gSx

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdQwn4D31T

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTr2rl3o2E7

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNa6XLNhdIo

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxepcav738

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXZvEz5S5W

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9v0QbiGP5J

其中，還包括會長大人！！！

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwhHZARvta

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGKiGpTetG

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIH2aaz19et

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xa62BzL9c

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURzooiPap9

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFvF0YFHRT

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUll09jfy0

真的太奇怪了

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBpDpLSFXI

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡud0cXrmslF

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3D4qS74Luo

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDUsOBrOHt

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNl5E6Pih9z

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbUotHAKkV

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYkz7r3a58

這一切

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OMeoIb0x1

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49eC5XpjCF

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4lC1xstxE

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7Y58uXXon

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6aQQeXl6u

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXS6EI7pTdY

都得從一些怪異現象開始說起＿＿

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoaTdZBpBn

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9iBbyx2UB

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDOa0oKOGI

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11Ulez1Drv

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkikOFBv1y

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeppZbax6az

1、某天會長，突然拿了一疊百萬香蕉幣在桌上大聲對我說：這一百萬花不完，今晚不准回公會。

我頓時覺得，這真是個可怕的會長。(｡ ́︿ ̀｡)

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPeUpjNUdR

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNu4LziwA8
2、那日，如往常地在公會大廳裡，默默地嗑著爆米花，會長卻突然來到我身旁喊叫道：「很好，布丁，你已經成功引起我的注意。」

但我吸引會長注意的地方，又會是什麼呢？

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡszzdlqr0Jy

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZ6GnnaZJz
3、一次探險結束的當天，滿身傷痕的我，不過是在公會倉庫裡，多喝上一瓶治癒藥水，竟被會長跩起來，被其吼叫道：「你這磨人的小布丁。」

磨人？都是用什麼磨的呢？

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4UTze0eRF

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1o2G7hHzXq
4、那日地下城的冒險，慘遭文字蟲凌虐的那次，會長在公會外頭對著一干實習冒險者怒斥：「救不活他，我要你們所有人給他陪葬。」

會長太霸道了！難道，她對所有人都這麼嚴苛嗎？

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEBg7TwjLf

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AmlQdwaLa
5.那天，小南末、叔叔、那塊抹布、三個松偷吃完了那桶爆米花，原本想看戲的我，跑去找會長要爆米花。

卻沒料想，迎來了會長的一句：「敢跟我這麼說話的布丁，你是第一個。」

不是……我只是要個幾顆爆米花而已……

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjoKo6loNQ

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07Ui0ArQ59
6、那日，夜黑風高的夜晚，我迷迷糊糊的走在會長房裡，本想找個地方解膩，沒想到後方竟傳來了會長的聲響：「不要動，再動我不敢保證會發生什麼！」

所以到底會發生什麼事，我要知道！會長，你倒是快點說啊！？

7、今天與松*7在外頭玩著誰先把對方砍死後，再用復活藥水治癒對方的遊戲，卻沒想到會長突然斥責：「你知不知道，你這是在玩火。」

玩火是什麼呢？莫非是一種給我的獎勵嗎？

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL934BeQyIS

8、某一天，我被【可鹹甜】叔叔給抱起來，看似要在我身上畫上搞點什麼，沒想到會長竟會對叔叔發難說道：「誰給你的勇氣碰布丁的？哪隻手？是要自行了斷還是我來解決？」

不是……會長真的霸氣外漏了，~~啊，我也漏了……~~（？

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOWJSrkcWI

9、有一天，我躲在有草叢中解膩，卻意外的發現到，會長手中拿著什麼東西，並低聲自喃：「布丁，我想要你。」

會長在香蕉小鎮尋求邂逅是否搞錯了什麼？我就不過是個哥布丁而已。

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbamRcLTcM

10、那天，在公會大廳會長突然已憤怒的視線望向我身上，與其冰冷地說道：「布丁，是你自找的！」

但是，……我今天不過是在打Boss的時候躲在隊伍裡看戲罷了。

（嚼嚼嚼，咦？爆米花沒了！

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpLw5ok5wK

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkfFJkYR95
191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9ddc7URlf

191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbObnutzoRB
191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9atpJtcS7
191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMQkeIw1Q9

【冒險者日報】2/5探險進度(霸道會長愛上了哥布丁的我)

REGISTER

LOGIN

Interface Language:

Story Language: