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No Plagiarism!TnL9wW3H5SF6TfjVKFGWposted on PENANA 今天晚上,是久違的家庭聚餐。8964 copyright protection113PENANA8FaYA4Q7Y7 維尼
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父母親、外婆、我和弟弟難得的一同坐在同個餐桌上,享用著外婆烹煮的佳餚。8964 copyright protection113PENANA9jne0FP9MA 維尼
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本來大家都安靜著吃飯,突然弟弟不知是突發起想還是想找話題聊,突然對著我說:「欸,我最近學會了證明題喔!」8964 copyright protection113PENANAkw6WpKI1AN 維尼
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我疑惑的看著他,一個明明還沒九年級的國中生,為什麼會證明題?8964 copyright protection113PENANAoz1YTFu2Ml 維尼
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我靜靜的聽他繼續講下去,心裡默默期待他所學會的證明題究竟是什麼樣子。8964 copyright protection113PENANA7B6SOUtkhg 維尼
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如果他真的會,那就可以在父母前邀功,說是自己顧得好、教得好。8964 copyright protection113PENANAiQrwBAWbpb 維尼
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如果他講得出了亂七八糟的東西,就在父母前狠狠斥責他一頓,這樣就可以讓父母知道我還是有在管教小孩的。8964 copyright protection113PENANA9nwrmEvAvK 維尼
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嘿嘿,計劃通!8964 copyright protection113PENANALxkmP1l9xc 維尼
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我喝了口水,滿心期待的看著弟弟即將展示的證明題,他清了清嗓子,說道:「我可以證明1+1=1!」8964 copyright protection113PENANAyyNDrLUgv1 維尼
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「噗———」我把水噴了出來,還好我意識的快,沒有噴在餐桌上,不然肯定受挨罵。8964 copyright protection113PENANA13wKFw8rpH 維尼
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「你這學的都是什麼啊⋯⋯」我滿眼無奈的看著弟弟得意的嘴臉,他見我似乎不相信他的話,於是開始解釋他的做題方法。8964 copyright protection113PENANAUxSBjETaI5 維尼
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「你看,一堆土加上一堆土,是不是也等於一堆土?」8964 copyright protection113PENANAKg6JU743Nl 維尼
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我聽完愣神了片刻。8964 copyright protection113PENANAdjaRaXxTOA 維尼
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好像⋯⋯有點道理?8964 copyright protection113PENANAnXwuZmN2sZ 維尼
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「但這不叫證明⋯⋯」沒等我話說完,弟弟又問我:「那你能證明1+1=3嗎?」8964 copyright protection113PENANAMbqkb7Suna 維尼
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⋯⋯1+1就不等於3啊,這是要證什麼?8964 copyright protection113PENANA6bAj9cTaWC 維尼
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「嘿嘿,想不到吧?真是太愚蠢了。」弟弟得意的雙手叉腰,下巴抬的高高的。8964 copyright protection113PENANAFxmUgs1XCe 維尼
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「答案是:一個人加一個孕婦!」8964 copyright protection113PENANAA64T1g9ouS 維尼
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啊?8964 copyright protection113PENANAp4cvg9wKkY 維尼
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「為什麼?」8964 copyright protection113PENANAFmizo6PVuv 維尼
「這樣你還不懂?」8964 copyright protection113PENANAi0mxlyeuqa 維尼
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完全不能懂啊!8964 copyright protection113PENANA6TChDirCbf 維尼
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「一個人,加上一個孕婦之後,不就等於三個人嗎?」弟弟搭配著手指向我解釋著,看我的眼神就像在看笨蛋一樣。8964 copyright protection113PENANA8pWvBXcf5i 維尼
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「可是為什麼一開始的孕婦算『一』,但加完之後卻算『二』?」母親聽我們兩個的對話覺得有趣,也加入了戰局。8964 copyright protection113PENANAPk8UVoUbZN 維尼
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呀!對啊!8964 copyright protection113PENANAeBdYUvkDof 維尼
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我好奇的看向弟弟,想知道他會怎麼破解母親的思路,結果他雙手一攤,直接說道:「沒毛病啊。」8964 copyright protection113PENANAJb406hypVu 維尼
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哪裏沒毛病了!8964 copyright protection113PENANAiw9Hx4h26C 維尼
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「一個孕婦,他的單位是『孕婦』,但她為了與那『一個人』相加,通分成了『兩個人』,所以沒毛病啊。」8964 copyright protection113PENANArk8PephjOf 維尼
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聽他這麼一說,整個餐桌都愣住了。8964 copyright protection113PENANAa7krRdYvyu 維尼
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好像⋯⋯有點道理。8964 copyright protection113PENANAyjffV4Ej5b 維尼
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弟弟見我們不再反駁,決定趁勝追擊,又問道:「那你們能證明1+1=5嗎?」8964 copyright protection113PENANAOJOUMjRaEg 維尼
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此話一出,餐廳又再次陷入了寧靜。8964 copyright protection113PENANAvyiw1WMkCi 維尼
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如果是1+1=4那還簡單,就孕婦加孕婦就完事了。8964 copyright protection113PENANAc5A0dtkaZv 維尼
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可是1+1=5⋯⋯8964 copyright protection113PENANABS39EJAFxm 維尼
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完了,難道我的智力要輸給國中生了嗎!8964 copyright protection113PENANALKi1rAVR7L 維尼
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「哼哼,想不到吧?答案是:一個孕婦加一個懷雙胞胎的孕婦。」8964 copyright protection113PENANA9eLWmhbBIr 維尼
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頓時,整個餐桌無語了。8964 copyright protection113PENANAWadhU9ly7Y 維尼
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「我不玩了。」我氣憤的宣佈道。8964 copyright protection113PENANAas1vz1bMti 維尼
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「哈!連國中生都不如!」弟弟指著我嘲笑道,更過分的是旁邊的父親居然也笑了出來。8964 copyright protection113PENANAEm1eetWYMK 維尼
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王八蛋⋯⋯等等要你好看!8964 copyright protection113PENANAro7nzdlXyH 維尼
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「再出一題給妳,讓你挽回一點顏面。」8964 copyright protection113PENANAn5qpiNxylc 維尼
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呵,真貼心哈。8964 copyright protection113PENANA7oqXqOIHwJ 維尼
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「請證明1+1=0!」8964 copyright protection113PENANAHtKNg90cGD 維尼
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我思考片刻,一瞬間一大堆「幹道理」從我腦袋中呼嘯而過,於是我決定以其人之道,還治其人之身!8964 copyright protection113PENANAiP4IRCGZN5 維尼
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「一個患有神經病的人加上一把刀!」8964 copyright protection113PENANA4kAZJAHpEU 維尼
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弟弟疑惑的看向我,問了句:「為什麼?」8964 copyright protection113PENANA2rCU1gJVnM 維尼
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「因為他把自己砍了。」我擺出和弟弟同種樣貌的自信嘴臉,覺得答案萬無一失的解釋道。8964 copyright protection113PENANAiPjbuABFFg 維尼
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「傻孩子,那不就還剩下一具屍體嗎?」母親夾了塊魚肉放進我碗裡,我頓時失了神。8964 copyright protection113PENANAWPCrIqBwa7 維尼
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對欸。8964 copyright protection113PENANAyat6WjjioF 維尼
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弟弟和父親在旁開懷大笑,父親甚至還和母親擊了個掌,彷彿我和他們是不同世界。8964 copyright protection113PENANANvbgeGsAQy 維尼
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被排擠了。8964 copyright protection113PENANARlamH76yk6 維尼
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好啊,都這樣啊。(嗚嗚嗚嗚)8964 copyright protection113PENANAzMNN5peGAP 維尼
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我內心嚴重受創,發誓再也不回答弟弟任何一個問題了,但內心還是很好奇弟弟的答案。8964 copyright protection113PENANAgZSW8OmmUJ 維尼
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「所以答案是什麼?」我帶失落又好奇的問道。8964 copyright protection113PENANAHe28Wf2nIL 維尼
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弟弟挺起胸膛,回答道:「一隻牛和一把草!」8964 copyright protection113PENANA34szbAQCA8 維尼
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我滿眼嫌棄的看著弟弟,經過剛剛他出的題目和解釋,我還以為他真的變聰明點了。8964 copyright protection113PENANAVwcjaIFxiz 維尼
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「怎樣?牛吃完草牛也會跟著消失是不是?」8964 copyright protection113PENANAY4nvGTjJpp 維尼
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頓時,弟弟啞口無言。8964 copyright protection113PENANAIvbdsc5DCp 維尼
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我像是為了報復他一樣,指著他捧腹大笑,對面的母親也跟著笑了起來。8964 copyright protection113PENANAz35KhhiSAf 維尼
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就在我終於拿下一次勝利,以為可以好好吃飯的時候,弟弟突然領悟了什麼,大喊道:「我想到了!一個絕對不會有漏洞的答案!」8964 copyright protection113PENANAtrZbtdzr0j 維尼
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餐桌上的眾人疑惑的將視線移向他,只見他高聲宣佈道:「雙頭粉碎機加雙頭粉碎機!」8964 copyright protection113PENANADDedcqHO64 維尼
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此話一出,餐桌立馬笑成一團。8964 copyright protection113PENANANLsnsYYhLU 維尼
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這到底是什麼鬼?8964 copyright protection113PENANAQFuLfMWja5 維尼
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「雙頭粉碎機粉碎了雙頭粉碎機?」父親邊笑邊問道,弟弟認真的點了點頭。8964 copyright protection113PENANA3o3bwQwKbC 維尼
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真的是⋯⋯太令人無語了。8964 copyright protection113PENANAE9VetlFlwz 維尼
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