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No Plagiarism!2FN10Eav82p0eMQ29HSuposted on PENANA 2月25日,8964 copyright protection146PENANAM1koLKm6yR 維尼
在寶箱裡也挺不錯的~裡面空間挺大的~8964 copyright protection146PENANAnVd4G1Lxwd 維尼
嗯?為啥我這麼說?8964 copyright protection146PENANAmKCdjfcCrz 維尼
既然出不去,只好擠進去啊!!只進不出!8964 copyright protection146PENANAweHES2V7m5 維尼
正如同那句至理名言,打不過就加入!8964 copyright protection146PENANAL8iF5yoABF 維尼
在別人燃燒生命打關卡,菜根就在這悠閒自得的小天地~8964 copyright protection146PENANAunWDUF3S9K 維尼
宅爆異世界~8964 copyright protection146PENANAMhEYscsDof 維尼
菜根昨天加班、今天也加班,明天............8964 copyright protection146PENANA36H1w79nEh 維尼
你覺得從北部到台灣最南部,開個G8會議,再回到北部,會算你八小時?8964 copyright protection146PENANAzyTGp3lh8J 維尼
會議(狗屁)時間大概六小時以上。8964 copyright protection146PENANAcib30zN85h 維尼
高鐵算你一個半,再乘以二,就是三小時不含通車。8964 copyright protection146PENANANY501he3CM 維尼
中間再給你沒必要的午餐一小時,這樣就是十小時了。8964 copyright protection146PENANAcNhR0QuuYQ 維尼
所以明天也是加班的= =8964 copyright protection146PENANAZqhWjQAiTv 維尼
好,繼續,後天呢?8964 copyright protection146PENANAKKE084Hlpm 維尼
不只是加班,直接轉班。8964 copyright protection146PENANAlUb73dccEB 維尼
為了那個上司放水流的圈圈產品品質,原本早班要變成中班。8964 copyright protection146PENANA8wQsxfxAUH 維尼
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好了,由於今天上上司被政府單位抓走了。8964 copyright protection146PENANA57Gs4ccKWA 維尼
所以今天,上上司臨走之前:「今天,有個圈圈會要交給你開。」8964 copyright protection146PENANAzQU9YAct8B 維尼
「哦......所以我需要?」150Please respect copyright.PENANAlxJftnjuAg
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「開會議,然後照稿念!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAKWmLVAmCbr
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「如果上上上上上上上司電我呢?」150Please respect copyright.PENANAAfSMm79cy3
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「照我平常那樣!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAe5FNL3z24Y
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菜根歪頭:「給他電!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAbNGpjjmU4W
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「不對!?」150Please respect copyright.PENANACpbnaog8D6
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我擦......上上司這麼厲害的喔?難道要嗆回去?8964 copyright protection146PENANAx3MXquIFDX 維尼
然後上上司露出微笑:「放空,給他電!」8964 copyright protection146PENANAR5KgzVAYXM 維尼
「原來鹿此!!!」,這是另外一種境界啊!!!要放空,就不會受傷害了!150Please respect copyright.PENANAe6oXgASzZq
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然後上上司講解了一下報告內容。8964 copyright protection146PENANAxRn8pWHVt5 維尼
在八點半的時候,菜根突然.........鏘!!!!8964 copyright protection146PENANA3WelIcEUHc 維尼
靈光一閃!!!8964 copyright protection146PENANAU7lZxJg02w 維尼
天啊,我怎麼都沒想到呢!!8964 copyright protection146PENANAjnZVUCQWT8 維尼
這是個丟臉的好機會耶!!8964 copyright protection146PENANAkweYXKZyzJ 維尼
我只要在上面一直被狂電,然後那好幾個上N次方的妖魔鬼怪:8964 copyright protection146PENANACwnNGjpcOR 維尼
「你果然不該當白領!!滾回去吧!!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAlSo9HC2Trb
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「你那什麼態度!?你這樣夠格當白領嗎!?」150Please respect copyright.PENANAuWoHLj09Vs
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「你這樣回答自己信嗎!?我看你還是回去當藍領!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAAgARd6UR4x
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天啊!!!!8964 copyright protection146PENANAGXcpuwBZvI 維尼
完美!太完美了!!8964 copyright protection146PENANA1eA5oVNXNL 維尼
於是菜根,嘴角上揚。大概其他要報告的人都會覺得我瘋了。150Please respect copyright.PENANAwSrbbfdnOP
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只不過,這是線上開會!所以看不到!8964 copyright protection146PENANAe62UOY7uPw 維尼
然後,報告報告報告~菜根看了前面一堆人都被狂電猛電!8964 copyright protection146PENANAV9hQZCJtr6 維尼
簡直像好幾隻皮圈邱,一起在那裡發十萬伏特一樣~~8964 copyright protection146PENANAbmdOHcLtdJ 維尼
上台報告的人只能被電到說:「皮卡~~~~~啾!!!!」8964 copyright protection146PENANA6kbj4fmih9 維尼
然後菜根,開始報告,呼嚕呼嚕呼嚕。150Please respect copyright.PENANAM8yIB7EKTF
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最好是報告看一遍就能講得天花亂墜!8964 copyright protection146PENANAMlErWj0vfj 維尼
所以我做好準備,要被大電特電!8964 copyright protection146PENANArw2Hk6e6i3 維尼
結果上七司:「上上司呢?」8964 copyright protection146PENANAqKJOLsfqTs 維尼
「報告,被政府抓走了。」150Please respect copyright.PENANAgTuz9TFG3F
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結果?他開始跟菜根討論?8964 copyright protection146PENANA2BGmWScCIJ 維尼
「我跟你說你這報告,這裡寫得不對,你想想圈圈圈這樣的成本合理?」150Please respect copyright.PENANAFXxbrAcy4s
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「報告,不合理因為明明產量圈圈,但是成本卻圈圈圈。」150Please respect copyright.PENANA3R520Dxqo5
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「對,那你報告裡面,你那個圈圈,每天都會用到,你會一季才檢查?」150Please respect copyright.PENANAtHTvwiiimD
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「報告,我會每天讓生產領班檢查。」150Please respect copyright.PENANAlDqvZty0Im
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「嗯,就是這樣,下一個。」150Please respect copyright.PENANADaVMlvov67
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「??????」150Please respect copyright.PENANABeBN0QYPua
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菜根,都沒有發出皮卡~~~~~啾!!!!8964 copyright protection146PENANA1hm4YNt3dD 維尼
就下台了!?8964 copyright protection146PENANAiw3DRWVv85 維尼
如果不是線上開會,說不定其他被皮卡~~~~~啾!!!!的人~8964 copyright protection146PENANAu3CflqDaTX 維尼
會跑來對菜根,皮卡~~~~~啾!!!!8964 copyright protection146PENANAQvstW282Dv 維尼
這樣~8964 copyright protection146PENANA5L2q5PIYpv 維尼
這圈圈會,開到中午= =8964 copyright protection146PENANAsQrpexa1cf 維尼
在我以為天下太平,火速處理急事、圈圈電話~8964 copyright protection146PENANADj5xfV6tTH 維尼
皮卡~~~~~啾!!!!150Please respect copyright.PENANAXgdR28cOoK
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「華特!?」,這什麼死亡召喚音效!?150Please respect copyright.PENANAGbXrJnboBc
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菜根眨了眨眼,才發現,喔......辦公室的行政(已婚):「菜根!(已婚)」150Please respect copyright.PENANAL8BU8hlTVl
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「嚇死我了!我以為你學皮卡丘在那裡叫!」150Please respect copyright.PENANA6J5zmAkYko
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「神經病啊!有圈圈找你!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAfhep4Tjt9w
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「哈?」,然後菜根接起電話......果然不該接的,混蛋。150Please respect copyright.PENANAIa3dERuaca
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「菜根,你知道下午還有一場嗎?」150Please respect copyright.PENANAWptYLXlKY0
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「.......................不知道,我啥都沒準備。」150Please respect copyright.PENANA3GzWIxvR69
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「放心,這不用準備,只要旁聽就好!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAA749RBXPVJ
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擦的........旁聽?不是浪費時間嗎!要充場面也不要這樣衝啊!150Please respect copyright.PENANAtJbmuk5KCP
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這個破會, 一路開到五點半。8964 copyright protection146PENANAPdN2hduAXo 維尼
回到辦公室,行政都走了......但菜根,電話卻響了= =8964 copyright protection146PENANAVfKXt70M2h 維尼
他圈的,我,還是接起電話!8964 copyright protection146PENANAGXnDsMQUqs 維尼
「菜根?你上上司有在?」150Please respect copyright.PENANAfVk4yUbnVh
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「沒,他被政府抓走了。」150Please respect copyright.PENANAJLczoQ0NkR
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「那你上司有在嗎?」150Please respect copyright.PENANAJe4Q8ERSbl
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「沒,他去玩耍到三月。」,開始排輩分了~這人是個碩士~150Please respect copyright.PENANAUkCsBTorz3
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「那你的碩士好戰友呢?」150Please respect copyright.PENANAqWbuahbJRC
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「他也去玩到三月~」,對吧,各位~你們就知道大學畢業挺受碩士歧視的~150Please respect copyright.PENANAcPSfUlxGMz
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「.............」150Please respect copyright.PENANARAghJ2oDsQ
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「.............」150Please respect copyright.PENANAGJYSEY5ya0
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我們雙方沉默,但我......畢竟是菜根!8964 copyright protection146PENANAbKsTiilg3W 維尼
「我要下...」150Please respect copyright.PENANAhrScl7zElr
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「等等!!」150Please respect copyright.PENANA5Q7vbn99mG
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等你老圈啦!但身為菜根,我還是很有禮貌:「怎麼?」8964 copyright protection146PENANAw49a9BlwTi 維尼
「我只好選你了......」150Please respect copyright.PENANAw9EXYbDGw1
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我才不想給你選哩!以為我神奇寶貝喔?別人是超夢!8964 copyright protection146PENANAgm3LK13aEX 維尼
我是超你老圈!我想下班啊!江西!小太陽!8964 copyright protection146PENANAKUAWFGGJG5 維尼
「我們明天要來好好討論,呼嚕的安排事項。」150Please respect copyright.PENANAnh4aYbjOWt
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「我明天去南部垂釣。」150Please respect copyright.PENANAVGZP2F3BHu
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「垂釣!?!?擦的,那叫你上上司跟我主管LINE通話,我們把呼嚕搞定!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAygJzhnU2mQ
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「我才不想給你呢!」150Please respect copyright.PENANAsXNoDavZle
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「喔。」,你是不是性別錯亂?你男的啊!!150Please respect copyright.PENANAs3XrLVn19n
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然後掛電話。8964 copyright protection146PENANAa07gnS5Tiv 維尼
明天在跟上上司說好了,這些G8碩士。8964 copyright protection146PENANA1EfKPS7Si5 維尼
不過上上司說,我們抵達之後在談公事~8964 copyright protection146PENANAoVLVeWlx5G 維尼
可見,上上司想在高鐵上放風~8964 copyright protection146PENANAfEjLjVwK2V 維尼
好吧~反正呼嚕如果毀滅了......8964 copyright protection146PENANAPxFfFa4LrQ 維尼
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就可以回去當藍領啦!!!!哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~~8964 copyright protection146PENANAdbYKs0r850 維尼
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