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No Plagiarism!OTOriSK3POMJm0qAO5kqposted on PENANA 今天晚上,是久違的家庭聚餐。8964 copyright protection129PENANALGe6FeofuR 維尼
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父母親、外婆、我和弟弟難得的一同坐在同個餐桌上,享用著外婆烹煮的佳餚。8964 copyright protection129PENANAmIzVaYmHJE 維尼
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本來大家都安靜著吃飯,突然弟弟不知是突發起想還是想找話題聊,突然對著我說:「欸,我最近學會了證明題喔!」8964 copyright protection129PENANAwMAwEFL1Py 維尼
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我疑惑的看著他,一個明明還沒九年級的國中生,為什麼會證明題?8964 copyright protection129PENANADa7YBMhaLe 維尼
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我靜靜的聽他繼續講下去,心裡默默期待他所學會的證明題究竟是什麼樣子。8964 copyright protection129PENANAaIZBofrHx9 維尼
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如果他真的會,那就可以在父母前邀功,說是自己顧得好、教得好。8964 copyright protection129PENANAeIrWWiFGv9 維尼
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如果他講得出了亂七八糟的東西,就在父母前狠狠斥責他一頓,這樣就可以讓父母知道我還是有在管教小孩的。8964 copyright protection129PENANAPO2UAVnzwS 維尼
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嘿嘿,計劃通!8964 copyright protection129PENANAzsNdtFq8Lc 維尼
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我喝了口水,滿心期待的看著弟弟即將展示的證明題,他清了清嗓子,說道:「我可以證明1+1=1!」8964 copyright protection129PENANAf0Uk7uXwtg 維尼
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「噗———」我把水噴了出來,還好我意識的快,沒有噴在餐桌上,不然肯定受挨罵。8964 copyright protection129PENANAjAumjHWbDW 維尼
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「你這學的都是什麼啊⋯⋯」我滿眼無奈的看著弟弟得意的嘴臉,他見我似乎不相信他的話,於是開始解釋他的做題方法。8964 copyright protection129PENANAASp0w0CS4m 維尼
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「你看,一堆土加上一堆土,是不是也等於一堆土?」8964 copyright protection129PENANAWBE0ZXWgv8 維尼
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我聽完愣神了片刻。8964 copyright protection129PENANAEDTQ6bfXJo 維尼
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好像⋯⋯有點道理?8964 copyright protection129PENANAPFEd7HtB33 維尼
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「但這不叫證明⋯⋯」沒等我話說完,弟弟又問我:「那你能證明1+1=3嗎?」8964 copyright protection129PENANAyDwlWFcmcb 維尼
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⋯⋯1+1就不等於3啊,這是要證什麼?8964 copyright protection129PENANANNG5f2Wc7n 維尼
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「嘿嘿,想不到吧?真是太愚蠢了。」弟弟得意的雙手叉腰,下巴抬的高高的。8964 copyright protection129PENANA8xFzyp0dmw 維尼
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「答案是:一個人加一個孕婦!」8964 copyright protection129PENANAkUuZhjd7Q3 維尼
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啊?8964 copyright protection129PENANArOgjWshrpq 維尼
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「為什麼?」8964 copyright protection129PENANADM5g4U9A8J 維尼
「這樣你還不懂?」8964 copyright protection129PENANA1BJLaql2rX 維尼
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完全不能懂啊!8964 copyright protection129PENANAOrpioXzgCf 維尼
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「一個人,加上一個孕婦之後,不就等於三個人嗎?」弟弟搭配著手指向我解釋著,看我的眼神就像在看笨蛋一樣。8964 copyright protection129PENANA343ywQdPDu 維尼
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「可是為什麼一開始的孕婦算『一』,但加完之後卻算『二』?」母親聽我們兩個的對話覺得有趣,也加入了戰局。8964 copyright protection129PENANABecTbLwqV9 維尼
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呀!對啊!8964 copyright protection129PENANAQBLuFEbMRD 維尼
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我好奇的看向弟弟,想知道他會怎麼破解母親的思路,結果他雙手一攤,直接說道:「沒毛病啊。」8964 copyright protection129PENANAiivIzY7XTl 維尼
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哪裏沒毛病了!8964 copyright protection129PENANAUqgqPZv49S 維尼
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「一個孕婦,他的單位是『孕婦』,但她為了與那『一個人』相加,通分成了『兩個人』,所以沒毛病啊。」8964 copyright protection129PENANAW2PaZ7OlJO 維尼
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聽他這麼一說,整個餐桌都愣住了。8964 copyright protection129PENANAmVATkL4iWl 維尼
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好像⋯⋯有點道理。8964 copyright protection129PENANAm6wl2EjqmV 維尼
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弟弟見我們不再反駁,決定趁勝追擊,又問道:「那你們能證明1+1=5嗎?」8964 copyright protection129PENANAlR30WjIWa1 維尼
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此話一出,餐廳又再次陷入了寧靜。8964 copyright protection129PENANAuJNu3fBzen 維尼
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如果是1+1=4那還簡單,就孕婦加孕婦就完事了。8964 copyright protection129PENANAYrWHnb5dhh 維尼
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可是1+1=5⋯⋯8964 copyright protection129PENANARywn3mmFqI 維尼
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完了,難道我的智力要輸給國中生了嗎!8964 copyright protection129PENANAgFtfU1OU8s 維尼
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「哼哼,想不到吧?答案是:一個孕婦加一個懷雙胞胎的孕婦。」8964 copyright protection129PENANAdmM1bBPhNu 維尼
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頓時,整個餐桌無語了。8964 copyright protection129PENANACVXkqFCG1H 維尼
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「我不玩了。」我氣憤的宣佈道。8964 copyright protection129PENANAUq6UCejB2P 維尼
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「哈!連國中生都不如!」弟弟指著我嘲笑道,更過分的是旁邊的父親居然也笑了出來。8964 copyright protection129PENANAqwf6AKmyVV 維尼
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王八蛋⋯⋯等等要你好看!8964 copyright protection129PENANAHjqIOHn73Z 維尼
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「再出一題給妳,讓你挽回一點顏面。」8964 copyright protection129PENANAOV9EJpr9Ia 維尼
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呵,真貼心哈。8964 copyright protection129PENANADqWXzMElEJ 維尼
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「請證明1+1=0!」8964 copyright protection129PENANA73Xs6c5zuE 維尼
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我思考片刻,一瞬間一大堆「幹道理」從我腦袋中呼嘯而過,於是我決定以其人之道,還治其人之身!8964 copyright protection129PENANA0jtWGaiyoh 維尼
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「一個患有神經病的人加上一把刀!」8964 copyright protection129PENANAMuq1P9Y7JL 維尼
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弟弟疑惑的看向我,問了句:「為什麼?」8964 copyright protection129PENANAjHZT9o8jX2 維尼
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「因為他把自己砍了。」我擺出和弟弟同種樣貌的自信嘴臉,覺得答案萬無一失的解釋道。8964 copyright protection129PENANAQdjZcOb7Jm 維尼
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「傻孩子,那不就還剩下一具屍體嗎?」母親夾了塊魚肉放進我碗裡,我頓時失了神。8964 copyright protection129PENANAGRnr6Bw0z3 維尼
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對欸。8964 copyright protection129PENANATVJyAdenHh 維尼
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弟弟和父親在旁開懷大笑,父親甚至還和母親擊了個掌,彷彿我和他們是不同世界。8964 copyright protection129PENANAVTezkldUse 維尼
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被排擠了。8964 copyright protection129PENANAaSn5AP2wUk 維尼
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好啊,都這樣啊。(嗚嗚嗚嗚)8964 copyright protection129PENANAZeBiieBc7w 維尼
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我內心嚴重受創,發誓再也不回答弟弟任何一個問題了,但內心還是很好奇弟弟的答案。8964 copyright protection129PENANAeXd2lOjdFC 維尼
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「所以答案是什麼?」我帶失落又好奇的問道。8964 copyright protection129PENANA8Mtyg6bg3y 維尼
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弟弟挺起胸膛,回答道:「一隻牛和一把草!」8964 copyright protection129PENANAau9QAf61Ut 維尼
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我滿眼嫌棄的看著弟弟,經過剛剛他出的題目和解釋,我還以為他真的變聰明點了。8964 copyright protection129PENANAGQetGXGIEy 維尼
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「怎樣?牛吃完草牛也會跟著消失是不是?」8964 copyright protection129PENANAia9y2g0lyy 維尼
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頓時,弟弟啞口無言。8964 copyright protection129PENANAvTYLjHWIkU 維尼
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我像是為了報復他一樣,指著他捧腹大笑,對面的母親也跟著笑了起來。8964 copyright protection129PENANA2O5PIC5Xt6 維尼
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就在我終於拿下一次勝利,以為可以好好吃飯的時候,弟弟突然領悟了什麼,大喊道:「我想到了!一個絕對不會有漏洞的答案!」8964 copyright protection129PENANA5ZtskolMfu 維尼
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餐桌上的眾人疑惑的將視線移向他,只見他高聲宣佈道:「雙頭粉碎機加雙頭粉碎機!」8964 copyright protection129PENANAUXwPcwAhhT 維尼
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此話一出,餐桌立馬笑成一團。8964 copyright protection129PENANAF8TgEfNWUI 維尼
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這到底是什麼鬼?8964 copyright protection129PENANA6uApSk8PDB 維尼
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「雙頭粉碎機粉碎了雙頭粉碎機?」父親邊笑邊問道,弟弟認真的點了點頭。8964 copyright protection129PENANAPy8vtFOQUl 維尼
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真的是⋯⋯太令人無語了。8964 copyright protection129PENANAkvBlXoFNyq 維尼
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